# Celebs you're disturbed that you find attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260 "2001-09-07T16:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/81 "2001-09-11T03:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LinoleumInnocence \* > Perhaps not so interesting. Check it: > [http://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg](http://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg) Okay. I’ve never seen him before in my life, but yeah, that is a bit embarrassing. Teehee. ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/82 "2001-09-11T03:17:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > My boyfriend really likes Bea Arthur, so I made him this: > > [http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/](http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/) > > (Um…not suitable for work! 😃 ) THIS is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Whew; I ache from laughing. ---
**Author:** ![LinoleumInnocence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LinoleumInnocence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinoleumInnocence)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/83 "2001-09-11T04:07:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shrew \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by LinoleumInnocence \* > > Perhaps not so interesting. Check it: > > [http://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg](http://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg) > > Okay. I’ve never seen him before in my life, but yeah, that is a bit embarrassing. Teehee. \*\* I hang my head in shame. And add to the list a rather sick thing for Jonathon Brandis. I know. It’s awful. But I’m a sucker for voices. That one deteriorated very quickly however. There is no way just a voice can sustain an interest. Unfortunately my Garett one is kinda still around. Just let me say he looks better now a days. Well he would have to. Li ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/84 "2001-09-11T04:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*My boyfriend really likes Bea Arthur, so I made him this: > > [http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/](http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/) > > (Um…not suitable for work! 😃 ) \*\* You need aditional job responsabilities. Desperately. ---
**Author:** ![McKenna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@McKenna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McKenna)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/85 "2001-09-11T04:48:18Z")
Seems to be a common thread with a lot of the guys I like. Hmmm… Anyway, David Garrison, the Broadway star best known for his TV role as Steve Rhoades in “Married…with Children”, is simply adorable to me. I’ve seen him in probably dozens of performances by now (I go to the theater a lot and he’s constantly working) and he’s one of the great old-fashioned theatre triple threats. There’s a cute picture of him [here](http://www.theatre.com/news/public/newsbrief.asp?newsid=10510) towards the bottom of this story. I thought Rowan Atkinson looked dashing in his Blackadder II beard. But the greatest crush of my young adolescence was Mark Lenard, most famous for playing Spock’s father in TOS, who had perhaps the most beautiful dark eyes and the most harmonious voice I’ve ever heard from a human being. ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/86 "2001-09-11T05:09:24Z")
OMG. I can’t believe no one else has mentioned him… Chris Walken. mmmmMMMM! He’s just so…weird and spooky. And you gotta love a man who talks with an inflection like that. 😃 karol ---
**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/87 "2001-09-11T06:57:57Z")
Okay, ready… … … . . . Caroline Rhea. From **Sabrina the Teenage Witch** and **Hollywood Squares**? Yeah, that’s her. And I’ve never even actually seen those tv shows. I saw her on an episode of **Drew Carey** where she sleeps with Drew. Dang, come to think of it, most of the girls they’ve paired up with Drew on that show. My other one, my very first celebrity crush ever: Winnie Cooper from **The Wonder Years**. ::Sigh.:: Oh yeah, and I think Scarlett Johanson from **Ghost World** is amazingly, astoundinly sexy. The slight hint of a tummy… that scratchy voice… Then i found out she’s 16 or 17 in real life. (At least it wasn’t the Olsen twins.) ---
**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/88 "2001-09-11T07:09:14Z")
Matt Frewer, of Max Headroom fame. Christopher Lloyd – “Doc” in Back to the Future. _whine_ ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/89 "2001-09-11T07:14:07Z")
Oh the shame, the shame! As a teenager, who did I have on all four walls AND the ceiling?! ALICE COOPER! And the worst part is I just saw a recent concert on TV last month and I still think he rocks! At least I hear he just donated $75.000 to a Christian Childrens Centre. Second bad idea- Tim Curry- does anyone see a pattern here? ``` :eek: ``` ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/90 "2001-09-11T12:01:30Z")
Really, zoogirl? A few years ago one of my friends found an old issue of _Rolling Stone_ with Alice Cooper on the cover. He looked exactly like me. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/91 "2001-09-11T12:59:35Z")
Steve Buscemi Hank Azaria John Cleese Jackie Chan and I’ll ditto Tim Curry ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/92 "2001-09-12T07:07:07Z")
Hey Robot Arm! AND, come to think of it, like my husband. I try to ignore it! OOH, here’s a NASTY one! I just remembered, I once had a dream that I was married to Richard Benjiman. Not that I’d ever look at the guy if I was AWAKE! ---
**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/93 "2001-09-12T18:47:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucette \* > \*\*Steve Buscemi > Hank Azaria > John Cleese > Jackie Chan > and I’ll ditto Tim Curry \*\* ummmm, i’m confused…what’s wrong with these guys? are you a guy? i think jackie chan has the most amazing butt!! and john and tim are dead sexy. ok, i’ll agree that i don’t think i could kiss steve, (those teeth!), and hank azaria is just a normal guy. so, why are you disturbed that you find them attractive? or, maybe i’m just a freak…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/94 "2001-09-13T00:05:12Z")
Nicole Sullivan from Mad TV. Awful show, and she’s kinda starnge looking, but somehow… And **Mudshark** , Ditto on all 3. ---
**Author:** ![Von\_Erich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@Von\_Erich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Von_Erich)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/95 "2001-09-13T18:08:36Z")
I second that Big Comfy Couch girl, you gotta love that clock stretch. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/96 "2001-09-13T19:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \* > \*\*J K Rowling. > > Seriously a hottie. \*\* My dad thinks so too. I have to admit she looked good in the picture I saw of her, but she’s a bit old for me. (Not that that is a big deal, I just don’t find her super sexy anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/97 "2001-09-13T19:51:34Z")
I have to second the nominations for **Nicole Sullivan** and **Anne Heche**. But, to those, and all others listed, I have to add my disturbing crush: [Sharon Lawrence](http://sharonlawrence.tvheaven.com/ladies.html) And I only say it’s disturbing because she’s about 12 years older than me, which puts her at about 40. Not that there’s anything wrong with a 40-year old woman, but I’ve always liked younger girls. ---
**Author:** ![Rita\_Eata\_Pita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@Rita\_Eata\_Pita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rita_Eata_Pita)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/98 "2001-09-14T00:11:36Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I am 15 years old, and my friends think it is strange that I could fond anyone from the 1960’s attractive. \*\* I just have to say that both Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are dead sexy. Oh, and I’m also 15, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![saraphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@saraphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraphin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/99 "2001-09-14T01:32:04Z")
Orson Wells, even as he started to chunk out a bit… that voice, those eyes, that brain! 🙂 and big ditto with Rowan Atkinson as Black Adder 2 & 3, I thought he was incredibly hot Of course, I tend to find the celbs that have unconventional looks that have a certain power/evil/intelligece streak to them extremely attractive: Steve Buschimi, Edward Norton, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry, Tim Roth, Ralph Fiennes, Trent Reznor… actually, the most disturbing: I’m starting to find Howie D. from the Backstreet Boys attractive… (you promised not to tell!) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/100 "2001-09-14T16:30:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezwookiee \* > \*\*Okay, ready… … … . . . > > Caroline Rhea. \*\* Nothing wrong with this. I myself wouldn’t mind throwing it in her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260.md?page=6)