# Celebs you're disturbed that you find attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260 "2001-09-07T16:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/121 "2001-09-17T00:07:39Z")
Does anyone else remember this scene from Wayne’s World (as best as I can remember): Garth: You know when Bugs Bunny would dress up as a wowan to fool Elmer Fudd? Did you ever think she was hot? Wayne: What!? No! ## Garth: Yeah, me neither. Me, I can’t think of any embarrasing celebrity attractions. Wish I could, then I’d have something interesting to share with y’all. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/122 "2001-09-17T00:18:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by natb71 \* > \*\*Kinsey, I don’t know you, but this is creepy. Those were all my choices!!! Plus Gene Kelly. And I definitely like Martin of the Kratt Brothers better. > Nat \*\* Hey, great minds think alike! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/123 "2001-09-21T19:35:18Z")
Okay, don’t laugh… Rod Stewart! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/124 "2001-09-21T19:56:49Z")
\*\*Kid Rock{/b] Sexy in a scummy porn star way. I’d hose him down, do him hard and never admit it to anyone. **Jason Mewes** Jay from the Kevin Smith movies, see above. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/125 "2001-09-22T05:39:24Z")
Ashley Olsen -Or was it Mary Kate? Well, the one on the right. (only recently!) :rolleyes: Heather Langenkamp IN “Just The Ten Of Us.” She was in Nightmare on Elm St., but she was HOT as “Marie.” I think it’s those glasses… Kelly Martin - “Becca” from “Life Goes On.” Megan Follows - Played Anne Shirley in Anne of Green Gables (the newer version). I melt when she talks about romance and “kindred spirits.” She’s number one on my list. Daphne from Scooby Doo - Okay, that’s normal. Every guy thought she was hot, animated or not. A lot of animated women had her appeal, I’m not ashamed to admit. ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/126 "2001-09-22T07:35:33Z")
Hannibal Smith from the A-Team. Although it’s his character, not the actual celeb that I want. Still embarrassing. The guy who plays Josh on the West Wing. I don’t wanna want him, but I do. Steven Tyler. Not much to look at, but oh my god he is sexual when he sings. Wow, how cathartic. Maybe this would be a good time to admit that sometimes I listen to Neil Diamond. I do NOT find him sexy, thank god. ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/127 "2001-09-22T18:12:19Z")
Okay, this is really bizarre, and I blame this thread in part . . . but I flipped past Animal Planet and Steve Irwin was sticking out his tongue. Hoooo, mama mama! The man was _imitating a skink,_ I kid you not, and by god, it turned me on! Then he put his tongue back in his mouth and I was okay. I think I’d better steer clear of herpetologists from now on. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/128 "2001-09-22T18:48:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dale The Bold \* > \*\* > Megan Follows - Played Anne Shirley in Anne of Green Gables (the newer version). I melt when she talks about romance and “kindred spirits.” She’s number one on my list. > \*\* Hey! I found a celebrity that I can be embarrassed to be attracted to! Oh goody. She _is_ very pretty in that movie so it is not her appearance that embarrasses me, but I lust after her (in a low key non-threatening way) and that seems out of keeping with the tone of the film. I would definitely like a romance with Anne if she were real. ---
**Author:** ![AM\_PM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AM\_PM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AM_PM)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/129 "2001-09-22T23:07:51Z")
I’m always amazed when I love some singers voice, and then see her on TV with a fringed cowgirl costume and hair like Dolly Parton. I still like the person, but only if I can imagine that it’s all an act, and she wears normal clothes and hair around friends. ---
**Author:** ![parsnip](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parsnip/32/4564_2.png) [@parsnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parsnip)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/130 "2001-09-23T01:41:23Z")
These crushes have worn off, but the shuddering remains: DeForrest Kelly–for at least a decade My late 70’s crush was George F. Will–based totally on his newsweekly column photo–back in those days the talking heads weren’t on the tube 25/7. Current– Chris Matthews ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/131 "2001-09-23T14:18:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Podkayne \* > **…Steve Irwin…** Thank God, I’m not the only one. Mmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![greenlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@greenlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenlady)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/132 "2001-09-23T18:06:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bodypoet \* > \*\*OMG. I can’t believe no one else has mentioned him… > > Chris Walken. > mmmmMMMM! He’s just so…weird and spooky. > And you gotta love a man who talks with an inflection like that. 😃 > > karol \*\* I totally agree. Christopher Walken is one creepy guy, and scares the hell out of me, and yet…oh, boy, I’m ATTRACTED to him. Talk about disturbing… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260.md?page=6)