# Celery Juice Attracts Women to Men? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 5, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142 "2013-11-05T13:39:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/21 "2013-11-05T21:45:16Z")
is that a stalk of celery in your pants? ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/22 "2013-11-06T01:13:28Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Oh, I see, they misheard. It’s “salary”, not “celery”. Haha, nice one. > [@Asympotically fat](#): > > I am probably the only human alive who likes celery for celery’s sake: if I come across a head of celery I will eat the whole thing. I love it, too. Cooked or raw, gimme, gimme. I’m hooked on the _salatka selerowa_ or celery salad at a Polish grocery near here. It is celery sliced thin and tossed in a tangy cream sauce with a scattering of kidney beans, of all things. It is about $1.49 a pint and I’m way into it. Crunchy and celery-y, awesome chow. But no, this whole aphrodisiac thing has got to be a lie. I got a face like [a celeriac](http://s136.photobucket.com/user/jnglmassiv/media/jngl_celeriacface_zpse638b917.jpg.html) and this root vegetable’s dance card is empty. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/23 "2013-11-06T01:14:39Z")
Celery in lime jello is also good. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/24 "2013-11-06T08:39:00Z")
I predict celery stalks will rise after this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/25 "2013-11-06T08:53:43Z")
Is the OP some kind of celery stalker? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/26 "2013-11-06T09:07:46Z")
I don’t expect this helps, but Chelsea fans have a chant that involves celery, and… well the interaction of men and women… [http://www.google.com/search?q=celery+chelsea+football+chant](http://www.google.com/search?q=celery+chelsea+football+chant) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/27 "2013-11-06T13:17:33Z")
> [@AnthonyElite](#): > > I saw this silly article about Celery Juice making men more attractive to women. > > After a few :dubious::dubious::dubious: I tried to find any scholarly articles I could on the subject. I couldn’t. My google-fu is weak, and I’d love a course on researching. > > Also claimed by various websites is that eating a lot of celery will greatly increase the amount of semen you produce. > > Is there any truths to these claims? > > Don’t need reply fast! 😃 I like celery, but celery juice sounds yucky. How does the celery juice attract women? Do I actually have to drink it, or can I slather it on like Axe body scent? How about if I just carry around a glass of it, like a cocktail at a party? ---
**Author:** ![AnthonyElite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@AnthonyElite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnthonyElite)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/28 "2013-11-06T13:41:47Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I like celery, but celery juice sounds yucky. > > How does the celery juice attract women? Do I actually have to drink it, or can I slather it on like Axe body scent? How about if I just carry around a glass of it, like a cocktail at a party? It is 100% like the AXE commercials; you fill a can with it, tape down the button and aim it at yourself, walk around with douche-like swagger, and in minutes women will be telling you to hit puberty. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/29 "2013-11-06T13:44:50Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I like celery, but celery juice sounds yucky. > > How does the celery juice attract women? Do I actually have to drink it, or can I slather it on like Axe body scent? How about if I just carry around a glass of it, like a cocktail at a party? You put the celery juice everywhere except where you are, and they all come flocking to you, to get away from it. ---
**Author:** ![AnthonyElite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@AnthonyElite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnthonyElite)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/30 "2013-11-06T18:28:38Z")
On a totally unrelated note, I can’t stop pissing green…any help? Anyone…? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142/31 "2013-11-06T19:19:55Z")
> [@AnthonyElite](#): > > On a totally unrelated note, I can’t stop pissing green…any help? Anyone…? Eat beetroot in large quantity. The red and green will blend to make a charming amber-brown colour. No need to thank me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-juice-attracts-women-to-men/673142.md?page=1)