# CelraySoda: Registered Fuckhat (a bit weak) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107 "2003-04-07T17:37:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/1 "2003-04-07T17:37:32Z")
Over [yonder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3248682) **CelraySoda** asked the following: > [@](#): > > \*\*I’m looking to sabotage a few computers at a certain location with a virus. Nothing bad, just want a few days off from work because they denied my vacation time request. Few questions: > > 1. Can I download a virus and save it to a disk safely as an EXE. file from my personal computer without any harm? Then just slip the disk into the poor machine at work, click on the program and let it do it’s thing? > > 2. Anybody have one for me? > \*\* Then he says that someone who reported this idiocy to a moderator “seems to be KGB.” Sir, you’re a fucking imbecile. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/2 "2003-04-07T18:06:33Z")
Holy moley! What was **that** guy thinking. . . ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/3 "2003-04-07T18:07:53Z")
I don’t think he **was** , to be honest. ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/4 "2003-04-07T18:17:41Z")
**Things that make you go "huh?!?"** He even posts that somebody e-mailed him the information he requested. Now, who’s that :wally?!? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/5 "2003-04-07T20:12:15Z")
What’s really bizarre is this guy has a webpage in his profile that shows his photograph AND a link to his workplace. How stupid can you get??? ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/6 "2003-04-07T20:31:28Z")
What’s really bizarre is this guy has a webpage in his profile that shows his photograph AND a link to his workplace. How stupid can you get??? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/7 "2003-04-07T21:06:13Z")
Apparently he doesn’t work there anymore. Not that it makes the question a smarter one. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/8 "2003-04-07T22:21:59Z")
Ooh, the GQ thread’s been locked. What a shock! ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/9 "2003-04-07T22:33:06Z")
What’s truly scary is that he works in IT, yet doesn’t have the brains, skill or experience either to make a simple virus, or even find one on the web. Nor does he know whether it’s possible or safe to download one and put it on a floppy. Anyone that fucking clueless should not be working in IT. I would sack him on those grounds, rather than the sabotage-desire grounds. ---
**Author:** ![CelraySoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@CelraySoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelraySoda)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/10 "2003-04-08T00:23:26Z")
Wow, you guys really have no life…But I’m glad I’m such a major part of it. If you have any questions (because I can tell your really losing sleep over this), ask away. I’m not shy. -M ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/11 "2003-04-08T00:30:47Z")
Were you dropped on your head as a child, or was it your drug abuse that led you be this phenomenally stupid? And seriously, how can you be an IT professional and not know whether you can download a virus to a disk? I mean… shit! Even I (a lowly freshman CS major) knows the answer to _that_ question. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/12 "2003-04-08T00:36:50Z")
Even I, a lowly journalist with ZERO formal IT training, could have found a virus and fucked a system without having to ask a soul. How on earth can you work in IT and have to ask those questions? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/13 "2003-04-08T00:41:30Z")
He’s a dumb little dingledonger, ain’t he? :wally ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/14 "2003-04-08T00:44:08Z")
From the other thread: > [@](#): > > _CelraySoda wrote_ > A real nasty one, too…If you can do that. I’ll get to waste “precious” company time formating all the C drives. Uh…can’t you format all the C drives using DOS w/o having to use a virus at all? I won’t reveal the elusive DOS command’s name, lest you really don’t know how. ---
**Author:** ![CelraySoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@CelraySoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelraySoda)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/15 "2003-04-08T00:47:09Z")
Hook, line and sinker…all of you. Keep the posts comin’. -M ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/16 "2003-04-08T00:48:14Z")
Oh, are we trolling? Because I can fix that. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/17 "2003-04-08T00:50:14Z")
Certainly looks that way, **manny**. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/18 "2003-04-08T00:53:05Z")
Uh oh, it’s _banhattan_! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/19 "2003-04-08T01:09:33Z")
MAN-NY! MAN-NY! MAN-NY! Classic riposte! ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107/20 "2003-04-08T02:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Uh oh, it’s _banhattan_! 😃 \*\* Who _is_ that masked man?? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celraysoda-registered-fuckhat-a-bit-weak/167107.md?page=2)