# Cesario: shut the fuck up, you gross fucking asshole **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954 "2010-02-06T22:15:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/181 "2010-02-07T17:05:37Z")
I bleieve there is such a thing as a “good pedophile,” someone who isolates themselves from children and lives a quiet life, never acting on their desires. These people deserve a little pity as their fucked up desires will keep them from ever having a meaningful satisfying sexual relationship. **Cesario** is not one of these people. One thing they don’t do is go on the internet and plague message boards by posting about their desires in irrelevant discussions. Also, if Cesario is refraining from his desires, it sure seems like it’s because he doesn’t want to do the prison time, not because he thinks there’s anything wrong with it. Finally there’s more than a whiff of troll about him, the way he constantly draws attention to himself. He got three threads started about him in the past two days. So fuck him. (Not literally of course.) ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/182 "2010-02-07T17:15:12Z")
> [@Syntropy](#): > > Could you explain to me how endorsing or encouraging child molestation has anything whatever to do with ‘left’ politics? This statement is ignorant even by the standard you normally set. Perhaps you should read for comprehension before you insult somebody, eh? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/183 "2010-02-07T17:30:17Z")
What I wanna know is who the fuck **Cesario** is blowing to remain unbanninated. Do we have any five year old mods or admins here? Fucking disgusting bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/184 "2010-02-07T17:32:12Z")
> [@raindog](#): > > Perhaps you should read for comprehension before you insult somebody, eh? Meh. Maybe when I insult someone who matters. Since it’s just you…why expend the effort? ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/185 "2010-02-07T17:41:22Z")
> [@Syntropy](#): > > Meh. Maybe when I insult someone who matters. Since it’s just you…why expend the effort? Follow up a mistaken insult _(when I was in agreement with you)_ with another insult. Class move. See now, I would have been able to get my keyboard to choke out “my bad”, at the very least, if not, “I’m sorry.” Given the words I didn’t say-----or what you thought I said-------were ‘ignorant even by the standard I normally set’ and left you “dismayed, but not surprised” it’s clear I’ve left an impression on you. You, on the other hand, I’ve never heard of. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/186 "2010-02-07T17:43:07Z")
Closing your eyes , sticking your fingers in your ears , and banning Cesario will end pederism forever. If not, you are passing up an opportunity to gain insight into a group of people you may never have had contact with before. It may be helpful for you to recognize the behavior and better protect your kiddies. It is not tacit approval at all. ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/187 "2010-02-07T17:45:10Z")
> [@Syntropy](#): > > Meh. Maybe when I insult someone who matters. Since it’s just you…why expend the effort? Just reread your post \* (for comprehension!\*:D) and it made me spit out my coffee. Yea, reading for comprehension is hard. I can see why you wouldn’t spend the effort. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/188 "2010-02-07T17:49:44Z")
> [@raindog](#): > > Given the words I didn’t say-----or what you thought I said-------were ‘ignorant even by the standard I normally set’ and left you “dismayed, but not surprised” it’s clear I’ve left an impression on you. > > You, on the other hand, I’ve never heard of. And this is a perfect example of why your usual mock-worthy inanities don’t deserve the effort expended to correct a misconception on the rare occasion you’re actually right. Hell, the sun even shines on a dog’s ass sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/189 "2010-02-07T17:54:36Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > Closing your eyes , sticking your fingers in your ears , and banning Cesario will end pederism forever. If not, you are passing up an opportunity to gain insight into a group of people you may never have had contact with before. It may be helpful for you to recognize the behavior and better protect your kiddies. It is not tacit approval at all. Except it’s bullshit because Cesario is under no obligation to be truthful at all. ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/190 "2010-02-07T18:02:16Z")
> [@Syntropy](#): > > And this is a perfect example of why your usual mock-worthy inanities don’t deserve the effort expended to correct a misconception on the rare occasion you’re actually right. Hell, the sun even shines on a dog’s ass sometimes. You know, I have enough aggravation IRL than to hurl insults with someone who, A) I don’t even know. B) I’m in agreement with as the basis for this nonsense. C) Has trouble putting forth the effort to read for comprehension; and who, D) Proclaims, “I guess I’m just not that interesting.” 😃 I think it’s time to expend some effort in the ignore function. Hows about I try it out on you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/191 "2010-02-07T18:05:08Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > If I wasn’t a moderator here I’d be ignoring the shit out of this guy. I thought one of the purposes to the ‘clean up the pit initiative’ a while ago was wear and tear on the mods. You guys HAVE to be tired of reading his crap, and everyone else’s reaction to it. There’s a ton of things that I disagree with other dopers on, and a few dopers that I don’t get their reasoning on their views, but none of them have ever made me want to stay away. Putting someone on an ignore list doesn’t necessarily work either, since you end up realizing sooner or later when he threw his particular variety of shit upon the fan. When did common sense go out the window? What are you seriously scared of? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/192 "2010-02-07T18:08:59Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Eight. By her own step-father. She ended up having to have an abortion because to continue on with said pregnancy (which I believe was twins!) would have killed her. The local bishop excommunicated her mother and the medical professionals. :mad: (This was later rescended) Wasn’t that a different girl? There was one eight year old who got the abortion, but I think the five year old you’re thinking of actually did give birth and was the youngest mother ever on record. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/193 "2010-02-07T18:10:36Z")
Be my guest. I don’t post here that often, so you might have to wait a bit. As for the ignore function: Why should I? You’re vastly entertaining. It’s rare I have conversations with someone who thinks volume=content. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/194 "2010-02-07T18:15:03Z")
Eh, I think he should just be banned for trolling. IMHO the likelihood that he is an actual pedophile is close to nil. Gut instinct, mostly. But he is just a little too perfect as a mild-mannered shit-stirrer. Frankly I’m surprised so many people are giving him any credence whatsoever. Though he certainly is gross - can’t argue with that. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/195 "2010-02-07T18:15:28Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Wasn’t that a different girl? There was one eight year old who got the abortion, but I think the five year old you’re thinking of actually did give birth and was the youngest mother ever on record. Yep. [In 1939, in Peru.](http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/196 "2010-02-07T18:19:14Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I bleieve there is such a thing as a “good pedophile,” someone who isolates themselves from children and lives a quiet life, never acting on their desires. These people deserve a little pity as their fucked up desires will keep them from ever having a meaningful satisfying sexual relationship. > > **Cesario** is not one of these people. One thing they don’t do is go on the internet and plague message boards by posting about their desires in irrelevant discussions. Very well said – this is what separates **Cesario** from someone who is simply struggling with an illness and with whom a dialogue might be interesting or productive. I have a close family member who is a recovering anorexic. Part of her recovery is to avoid situations which may trigger her unhealthy impulses. **Cesario** ’s posts here remind me of an anorexic posting about nothing but crash dieting and extreme exercise routines – maybe they’ll escape unscathed, but it’s dangerous, stupid behavior. Add in the fact that a pedophile is risking _not_ harm to themselves by being irresponsible and stupid, but enormous harm to an innocent child (or children), and it’s beyond infuriating. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/197 "2010-02-07T18:19:40Z")
[Ewwwww.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11964733&postcount=121) Not promoting sex with children, though. Nope, not at all. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/198 "2010-02-07T18:45:07Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > S/he _didn’t._ **Drachillix** did. That’s the point. And **raindog** was disputing that assertion. To Clarify: I meant that our society as a whole and on a little larger scale than just this board or the internet age. An attempt at intelligent discourse like the ATGG threads 30-40 years ago or limited to some areas of the US, could just as easily draw similar ire. I use this example because its far from unknown that homosexuality has occasionally drawn lethal persecution. We have had AT threads from criminal acts. I do not endorse his viewpoint or preferences, only his right to hold them and express them. My POV on many issues has shifted over the years in part because of reading this board softening my stance on some things, reinforcing others. Where this would, dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Cesario](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@Cesario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cesario)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/199 "2010-02-07T18:59:00Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > [Ewwwww.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11964733&postcount=121) Not promoting sex with children, though. Nope, not at all. No it wasn’t. On a more general note, I’m fine with you guys venting and frothing and all, but I would appreciate it if you didn’t misrepresent my actions and views. **MeanOldLady** , you’ve been doing a particularly poor job separating what I’ve actually said from what you’d preffer I said because it would fuel your outrage. Since it’s obvious you guys don’t want me to post here, I’m willing to leave the general abuse alone, but I’m not going to ignore misrepresentations and mischaracterizations. ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/200 "2010-02-07T19:08:13Z")
> [@Cesario](#): > > No it wasn’t. > > On a more general note, I’m fine with you guys venting and frothing and all, but I would appreciate it if you didn’t misrepresent my actions and views. **MeanOldLady** , you’ve been doing a particularly poor job separating what I’ve actually said from what you’d preffer I said because it would fuel your outrage. Since it’s obvious you guys don’t want me to post here, I’m willing to leave the general abuse alone, but I’m not going to ignore misrepresentations and mischaracterizations. Whatever it takes. If “misrepresentations and mischaracterizations” is what it will take to get you to leave, then I’m sure we can accommodate you. Just please leave. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954.md?page=11)