# Cesario:  shut the fuck up, you gross fucking asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 6, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954 "2010-02-06T22:15:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/41 "2010-02-07T00:55:25Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Because there are already threads on this subject in ATMB _and_ The BBQ Pit _as I clearly stated when I closed that thread._
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> “The Moderators won’t let me post on the same subject in every forum-I’m being repressed!”

The simple fact of the matter is that you closed the poll, when there was no poll in any other forum.

Based on your reasoning, you should not have continued to permit Cesario to post on pedophilia in more than one thread.

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/42 "2010-02-07T00:58:35Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Because there are already threads on this subject in ATMB _and_ The BBQ Pit _as I clearly stated when I closed that thread._
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> “The Moderators won’t let me post on the same subject in every forum-I’m being repressed!”

Wait, aren’t you the one proposing that parallel threads be opened in IMHO and GD so you can have poll and debate when they cannot be together? This is what just happened. The discussion was happening at ATMB, the name calling at the Pit and a poll in IMHO. It would be a lot more efficient to have it all under one roof but the current setup won’t allow for it.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/43 "2010-02-07T01:01:16Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> I’m looking at you Argent Towers, RevTim and a whole bunch of others.

In some places that could be construed as flirtation 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/44 "2010-02-07T01:01:33Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Marley23, you should not pressure posters into ignoring whatever reporting requirements they are professionaly bound by.
> 
> If you think that the SDMB is doing nothing that is reportable, then there is and will be no legal problem, so your note is moot.
> 
> If the SDMB is doing something that is reportable, then I suggest that you correct your ways, rather than try to squelch people pointing it out.

It’s a goddamn anonymous poster on a goddamn message board, who for all we know could just be dicking with us. Do try to maintain some perspective.

Now, if he starts talking about the kid he diddled after a zoo trip, that’s one thing. But as far as I can tell, as long as he doesn’t act on his desires, regardless of his reasons for not acting, it’s not actionable. The SDMB may have the luxury to not care about First Amendment rights, but law enforcement must.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/45 "2010-02-07T01:04:06Z")

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> [@Sapo](#):
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> Wait, aren’t you the one proposing that parallel threads be opened in IMHO and GD so you can have poll and debate when they cannot be together? This is what just happened. The discussion was happening at ATMB, the name calling at the Pit and a poll in IMHO. It would be a lot more efficient to have it all under one roof but the current setup won’t allow for it.

The(somewhat) civil discourse is being held in ATMB, and the no-holds-barred postings are in The BBQ Pit. We already have a damn good idea about how various posters feel about the subject because they’ve already given their opinions in those other threads. In my opinion, that poll was just an excuse to spread the topic to another forum, and added absolutely nothing.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/46 "2010-02-07T01:08:03Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> We already have a damn good idea about how various posters feel about the subject because they’ve already given their opinions in those other threads.

Since when was the purpose of polls to give moderators a good idea about how various posters feel about a subject?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/47 "2010-02-07T01:13:58Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> In my opinion, that poll was just an excuse to spread the topic to another forum, and added absolutely nothing.

And yet, Cesario can spread his topic wherever and whenever he wants and go merrily on his way.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/48 "2010-02-07T01:20:01Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Marley23, you should not pressure posters into ignoring whatever reporting requirements they are professionaly bound by.
> 
> If you think that the SDMB is doing nothing that is reportable, then there is and will be no legal problem, so your note is moot.
> 
> If the SDMB is doing something that is reportable, then I suggest that you correct your ways, rather than try to squelch people pointing it out.

1. Those who are subject to reporting requirements know what they are, and **Marley** ’s post did nothing to discourage them from complying.

2. I doubt that **SmartAleq** knows the content of anybody’s reporting requirements. I’m surprised that you would support a non-lawyer giving ill-informed legal advice.

Irrespective of those points. Discussion of moderator decisions, including Marley’s post and the closing of the poll thread belong in About This Message Board–not in The Pit.

That goes for you too **Czarcasm**.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/49 "2010-02-07T01:25:19Z")

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> [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](#):
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> I know a lot of pedophiles. I have my doubts as to whether Cesario really is one. I think it’s more likely he’s just a troll.

Bingo.

That’s the point people like **Argent Towers** seem to be missing – there’s nothing to be gained by giving this attention-whoring idiot yet another opportunity to push people’s buttons. Whether or not he actually likes to fuck little children is irrelevant.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/50 "2010-02-07T01:30:37Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> **Cesario** , you are a gross, creepy, nasty-ass motherfucker. Shut the fuck up.

Reminder:

[QUOTE=Restricted language in the Pit]

The following expressions should not be directed at other posters.

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motherfucker

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> **[Restricted language in the Pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)**
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> The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper motherfucker cocksucker fuck you and variants, e.g., go fuck yourself, fuck off and die suck/lick my dick/cock and variants Expressions not...

No warning issued. Now I’m going out for the night. You kids behave yourselves.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/51 "2010-02-07T01:32:49Z")

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We all know it’s not the mothers he’s into anyway.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/52 "2010-02-07T01:39:34Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> The(somewhat) civil discourse is being held in ATMB, and the no-holds-barred postings are in The BBQ Pit. We already have a damn good idea about how various posters feel about the subject because they’ve already given their opinions in those other threads. In my opinion, that poll was just an excuse to spread the topic to another forum, and added absolutely nothing.

Worst. Moderator. Ever.

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**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/53 "2010-02-07T01:42:38Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> The(somewhat) civil discourse is being held in ATMB, and the no-holds-barred postings are in The BBQ Pit. We already have a damn good idea about how various posters feel about the subject because they’ve already given their opinions in those other threads. In my opinion, that poll was just an excuse to spread the topic to another forum, and added absolutely nothing.

It added nothing but what was intended, and what it was designed for: A Poll.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/54 "2010-02-07T01:43:42Z")

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IIRC, there was at least one poster who believed his bullshit about being a “celibate pedo”, and stated that he would trust **Cesario** to babyshit his kids.

:rolleyes:

> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I predict that soon he will compare remarks such as this with the prohibition on gays serving in the military.
> 
> I’d just as leave ignore him myself.

He already has claimed that NAMBLA was a response to homophobes and that they’re a part of the gay rights movement. :rolleyes:

ETA: considering all the warnings being issued in THIS thread, I can only imagine how many there would be if we give that sick fucking asshole his own platform.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/55 "2010-02-07T01:44:52Z")

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> [@HongKongFooey](#):
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> We all know it’s not the mothers he’s into anyway.

Wasn’t there a five-year-old girl from Brazil who got pregnant?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/56 "2010-02-07T01:54:48Z")

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[Related ATMB thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=551087)

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/57 "2010-02-07T01:59:59Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Reminder:
> 
> [Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)
> 
> No warning issued. Now I’m going out for the night. You kids behave yourselves.
> 
> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

OK, calling a person a motherfucker is not permitted. Is occasionally calling the pedophile a kiddie-fucker in an otherwise non-vulgar post permitted in the pit?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/58 "2010-02-07T02:06:54Z")

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> [@fuzzypickles](#):
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> Wasn’t there a five-year-old girl from Brazil who got pregnant?

Eight. By her own step-father. She ended up having to have an abortion because to continue on with said pregnancy (which I believe was twins!) would have killed her. The local bishop excommunicated her mother and the medical professionals. :mad: (This was later rescended)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/59 "2010-02-07T02:19:01Z")

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> [@raindog](#):
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> It added nothing but what was intended, and what it was designed for: A Poll.

It added nothing that wasn’t already in the other threads, period.  
Well, except for one thing of course: You managed to put his name in the title of yet another thread.

Way to go.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/60 "2010-02-07T02:22:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> It added nothing that wasn’t already in the other threads, period.

:rolleyes:

Except that pesky part about getting an actual objective idea of for/against.

Way to go.

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