# Cesario: shut the fuck up, you gross fucking asshole **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954 "2010-02-06T22:15:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/101 "2010-02-07T07:21:59Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Just because most people are okay (and I have some wonderful stories, too, which I was not expecting,) does not mean there aren’t [del]some[/del]many jerks out there. Threads like these are both a symptom and a cause for encouraging them and others to act on their mislaid fears. Yes, there are many jerks out there. And it can be really hard to tell the difference. I don’t understand your vehement dismay at this fact. Mislaid fears? **Cesario** has stated he is sexually aroused by small children and wants to fuck them. He is delusional that these kids can (and will? have? who knows?) give their “permission” to do so. This topic seems very personal to you–have you been shunned or warned off a playground or something? There are too many helicopter parents out there, certain that there is Stranger Danger around every corner, and yes, those people do tend to ratchet up the intensity of the topic, but their hysteria is founded in fact. Rare fact, but fact. And yes, they have more to worry about from Uncle Frank than Mr Dirty TrenchCoat Sitting on a Park Bench, but one does not cancel the other out. > [@](#): > > It’s true, posters in these threads are not advocating physical violence. I am conflating it with the psychos in other threads who talk about vigourously defending their daughter’s hymen no matter if she is 12 or 22. Some claim that such posters are joking, that they know that women of a legal age can make decisions for themselves, but I have also experienced this sort of social oppression enough to know that it exists for real. Again, much less than most men most likely, but only because of my shyness. I am not following you here. You are indeed conflating posts, but you are also conflating topics. I doubt you’ll find anyone here who (in all seriousness) will defend the premise that women of legal age can NOT make decisions for themselves (barring retardation issue and mental illness, of course). What that (or the bit about the hymen) has to do with pedophilia escapes me. Or are you equating child molestation with teen age sex? (and do I really want to know?) Seriously, you sound like a man who is unsure of himself in certain social instances and you may well have given someone the heebie-jeebies w/o meaning to. That is life. The answer to your problem lies within you (IOW, find a way to gain confidence in social settings via therapy or whathaveyou), but know that no matter how graceful and confident you become, there will always be someone who will look askance at you. I’m not saying it’s right or fair or nice, but that’s life. It happens to us all in one way or another. Cope. > [@](#): > > I’m not saying that these two issues are the most important injustices in the world for me (okay, the thing with legal women would be that important if it happened more often), just that I wish this sort of unfriendliness didn’t happen. It doesn’t cost anything to treat people nicely. Conversely, howling and demanding to silence the views of someone you hate to the core will not make their problem go away. Howling and demanding silence is not what is going on here. Certain topics should remain at the academic level: should we have an “ask the serial killer” or “ask the puppy torturer” or “ask the slave trafficker” threads as well? Sure, we could all learn something, but would it be worth the condoning and tacit sanctioning such threads would give the person in question? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/102 "2010-02-07T07:25:37Z")
_Howls_ I demand he be silenced at once! _Bangs fist on table_ This is a classy place dammit, for classy people! Now, somebody start a zitpopping thread immediately so we may wash this horrid discussion from our brains! ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/103 "2010-02-07T07:28:07Z")
If everones sexual thoughts were brought to light , this entire board would have a comlpete meltdown. I was not trying to shock or troll or whatever, I felt like speaking my mind. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/104 "2010-02-07T07:29:12Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > If everones sexual thoughts were brought to light , this entire board would have a comlpete meltdown. I was not trying to shock or troll or whatever, I felt like speaking my mind. Don’t judge others by your own standards. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/105 "2010-02-07T07:33:43Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > If everones sexual thoughts were brought to light , this entire board would have a comlpete meltdown. I was not trying to shock or troll or whatever, I felt like speaking my mind. I can honestly say I’ve never had a sexual thought about a person who looked under the age of majority to me once I became old enough for it to matter. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/106 "2010-02-07T07:33:53Z")
[quote=“1920s Style “Death Ray”, post:91, topic:527954”] . . If anything people like to see a father involved with their kids, and if they don’t, then fuck’m. [/QUOTE] Are you absolutely sure you wish the phrase your sentence this way in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/107 "2010-02-07T07:34:52Z")
I see what you did there. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/108 "2010-02-07T07:37:16Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > I was not trying to shock or troll or whatever, I felt like speaking my mind. Don’t. You’re gross. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/109 "2010-02-07T07:38:55Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > If everones sexual thoughts were brought to light , this entire board would have a comlpete meltdown. I was not trying to shock or troll or whatever, I felt like speaking my mind. I don’t know if you realize this, but the vast majority of the people on this board have never thought about anything nearly as bad as what you have (namely, sticking your schlong in a young girl). You want to know the most embarrassing fantasy I’ve heard had? Really? I’ve fantasized about being erotically assimilated into the Borg Collective by the Borg Queen. Alice Krige (from Star Trek: First Contact) just sends the most pleasant chills down my spine. Notice two things. First, this embarrassing fact about me is not even one millionth as bad as the fact that you have fantasized about porking little girls. And the second fact is that I have never spontaneously shared my erotic Star Trek fantasies except here. You know why? Because nobody asked. I’ll even go further and guess that nobody is going to ask me exactly what it means to be “erotically assimilated” into the Borg Hive. Nobody wants to know. Nobody would like to hear the details. But creeps like you and **Cesario** want to shove the gory details of your so-much-more-perverse fantasies onto this board. I don’t think we should have to stand for it. Edit: okay, maybe I’m getting carried away here. But not by much! ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/110 "2010-02-07T07:42:28Z")
You , Sir are plugged into my comment to a degree that makes me think you are harboring some sick shit and projecting upon me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/111 "2010-02-07T07:43:42Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > You , Sir are plugged into my comment to a degree that makes me think you are harboring some sick shit and projecting upon me. Really? Tell me what I’ve “projected” onto you that you didn’t project upon yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/112 "2010-02-07T07:45:38Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > You , Sir are plugged into my comment to a degree that makes me think you are harboring some sick shit and projecting upon me. I dunno. I don’t think we’ve enough information to qualify what you do as thinking. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/113 "2010-02-07T07:46:22Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > You , Sir are plugged into my comment to a degree that makes me think you are harboring some sick shit and projecting upon me. You said you want to jizz into a 5 year old and you think _he_ is harbouring sick shit? ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/114 "2010-02-07T07:47:36Z")
I really don’t get the prioities around here. I’m tired of self justifying bullshit from Cesario. I know i’m contributing to the drama around him, but I wish he would get kicked out already, I don’t think he brings anything valuable to SDMB, and he is a creepy fucking nutjob. When I see a child i think mostly of what my kids will be like, and that I would not want aanyone like Cesario around them. If I had thoughts like those of Cesario I would eat a gun too. I find Claude’s remark creepy as well. ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/115 "2010-02-07T07:50:33Z")
Yeah, strangely enough, not all of us harbour dark, illegal sexual fantasies that simply go unspoken. But this won’t stop sick freaks from believing that they’re like everyone else except that they’re more honest. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/116 "2010-02-07T07:53:10Z")
All af a sudden this is FOX NEWS? You fucks are running and screaming “FIRE”! cause I said that I have had thoughts? You think this is my daily routine? ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/117 "2010-02-07T07:55:24Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > You , Sir are plugged into my comment to a degree that makes me think you are harboring some sick shit and projecting upon me. Seriously. Stop while your behind. Did you honestly expect to post what you did and everyone was gonna say “well that **Claude Remains** sure has made me see the light”. ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/118 "2010-02-07T07:56:09Z")
**Claude Remains** is trying to steal **Cesario** ’s thunder. Maybe there will be two “Ask a Pedophile” threads! ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/119 "2010-02-07T07:56:51Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > You said you want to jizz into a 5 year old and you think _he_ is harbouring sick shit? I never said “I want to jizz into a 5 year old” Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954/120 "2010-02-07T07:59:16Z")
No, instead you said > [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > I’ve seen girls( in my fanasies) as young as 5 that I would love to pump full of jizz. \ That’s much better. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-shut-the-fuck-up-you-gross-fucking-asshole/527954.md?page=7)