# Cesario, you're awfully sanctimonious for a pedophile **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973 "2009-09-29T14:48:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/882 "2009-10-24T18:55:29Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > “Mentally ill” is a very specific accusation, is why. I agree the guy isn’t normal, and his paraphilia is undesireable to me. But if he has it under control, I wouldn’t call him “mentally ill”. I’m not defending his paedophilia, here, but like I said upthread, there’s a lot of ways to argue against it without lying or invective. How about “fucked in the head?” Does that work for you? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/883 "2009-10-24T20:56:52Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > How about “fucked in the head?” Now-now, let’s leave the Navy out of this… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/884 "2009-10-24T22:28:58Z")
I could go either way on the baby-fucking thing, but one more TLDR line-by-line rebuttal post and I’m organizing a lynch mob. ---
**Author:** ![AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/885 "2009-10-25T01:16:52Z")
> [@](#): > > But if he has it under control, I wouldn’t call him “mentally ill”. I’m not defending his paedophilia, here, but like I said upthread, there’s a lot of ways to argue against it without lying or invective. No. He has his ACTIONS under control. He has never molested a little kid no…but he still has distorted thinking (ala borderline personality disorder or sociopathy) You’re right…he doesn’t have a mental illness like depression or schizeophernia…but he DOES have significently distorted thinking, which is a hallmark of mental disorders. (ala borderline personality disorder or sociopathy or extreme narcissim (which actually is appropreate since it does seem like most pedos are extremely narcissitic) ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/886 "2009-10-25T09:17:57Z")
> [@AboutAsWeirdAsYouCanGet](#): > > No. He has his ACTIONS under control. He has never molested a little kid no…but he still has distorted thinking (ala borderline personality disorder or sociopathy) > You’re right…he doesn’t have a mental illness like depression or schizeophernia…but he DOES have significently distorted thinking, which is a hallmark of mental disorders. (ala borderline personality disorder or sociopathy or extreme narcissim (which actually is appropreate since it does seem like most pedos are extremely narcissitic) Once again - what is your qualification to make these diagnoses? [QUOTE=Nars Glinley] How about “fucked in the head?” Does that work for you? [/QUOTE] Not really, that’s a phrasing I’d save for creationists and AGW denialists. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/887 "2009-10-25T10:21:14Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Not really, that’s a phrasing I’d save for creationists and AGW denialists. Are you kidding me? I hate Creationists as much as anyone else, but at least most of them don’t molest children. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/888 "2009-10-25T12:24:20Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > Are you kidding me? I hate Creationists as much as anyone else, but at least most of them don’t molest children. True-the damage creationists do to kidsis usually far worse. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/889 "2009-10-25T13:09:06Z")
I just wanted to be post #888. Hope I made it! Back to your regularly scheduled thread. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/890 "2009-10-25T20:30:09Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > True-the damage creationists do to kids is usually far worse{than child-buggery - Added for context. M.}. Did that sound sensible in your head? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/891 "2009-10-25T20:38:30Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > True-the damage creationists do to kidsis usually far worse. Three cheers for hatred! Yay!!! Huzzah!!! Woohoo!!! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/892 "2009-10-25T20:48:03Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Did that sound sensible in your head? No, it sounded sarcastic and just a little exasperated. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/893 "2009-10-25T20:49:09Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Three cheers for hatred! Yay!!! Huzzah!!! Woohoo!!! You don’t have to hate someone to think they are, as they say, “fucked in the head”. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/894 "2009-10-25T21:28:07Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > True-the damage creationists do to kidsis usually far worse. Congratulations. That must be the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the board this year. Creationism doesn’t ‘damage’ kids. They can quite easily reject it when they become old enough to think these things out for themselves and I’m sure many do. Their brains haven’t been damaged, nor have they even been brainwashed. True, most of them are as unintelligent as their parents but that’s neither here nor there. You’re seriously comparing this to the trauma of rape or molestation? You are one sorry individual. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/895 "2009-10-26T00:45:27Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > True-the damage creationists do to kidsis usually far worse. I don’t have children of my own, but if I did, and had to choose between a stranger telling my kid that Adam & Eve rode dinosaurback 6000 years ago and… the alternative… ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/896 "2009-10-26T00:52:05Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I don’t have children of my own, but if I did, and had to choose between a stranger telling my kid that Adam & Eve rode dinosaurback 6000 years ago and… the alternative… I tend to agree. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/897 "2009-10-26T01:39:12Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > True-the damage creationists do to kidsis usually far worse. NOW who’s fucked in the head? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/898 "2009-10-26T06:50:07Z")
So, everyone skipped past post 892, then? ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/899 "2009-10-26T07:10:14Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > So, everyone skipped past post 892, then? We don’t need to examine every single word you type to know that you’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/900 "2009-10-26T11:08:42Z")
I’d say it’s more idiotic to respond to someone in all seriousness when they’ve already indicated several hours before that they were being facetious, but hey, everyone has their own standards of what qualifies as “idiotic”, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973/901 "2009-10-26T15:02:13Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > I’d say it’s more idiotic to respond to someone in all seriousness when they’ve already indicated several hours before that they were being facetious, but hey, everyone has their own standards of what qualifies as “idiotic”, I guess. Well, guess what, Shamus; sarcasm is an endangered species because the sentiments you expressed facetiously have been expressed sincerely right on this very message board. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cesario-youre-awfully-sanctimonious-for-a-pedophile/511973.md?page=46)