# Cessandra's Birthday ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312 "2000-04-24T00:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/1 "2000-04-24T00:23:00Z")
- Monday’s child is fair of face. And Cessandra is a bit of spice and lace. Throw in a touch of style, humor, and a quick embrace. The twenty fourth of April is her day of special Birthday grace. So take it racy, cool and at a full tilt pace! \* \*\* Happy Birthday Cessandra!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/2 "2000-04-24T01:25:00Z")
Okay, kids, let’s all sing Cessandra the Happy Birthday song, and remember, whenever you hear her name, you have to scream “SLUT” at the top of your lungs! Happy birthday to Cess Happy birthday to Cess Happy birthday dear Cessie Happy birthday to Cess! And many moooooooooore… * * * Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/3 "2000-04-24T01:40:00Z")
Happy Birthday Cess, may you have many more, and may each year bring you more joy than the one before. * * * “Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys. Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/4 "2000-04-24T01:46:00Z")
Neuro, no need to hurl insluts. 🙂 Happy Birthday, Cess. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/5 "2000-04-24T01:53:00Z")
Congratulations, sweetie. Many more birthdays in good health, is what I wish to you. Your own Clog Boy ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/6 "2000-04-24T02:02:00Z")
Oh, cool! Congratulations! This makes you what – 17? 😉 😃 * * * **CAREFUL! We don’t want to learn from this!** (Calvin and Hobbs) ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/7 "2000-04-24T02:41:00Z")
No, she’s 19. Happy birthday, dear! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/8 "2000-04-24T03:40:00Z")
Neuro, is that wishful thinking I hear? _blink, blink_ Happy B-Day, Cess! ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/9 "2000-04-24T05:11:00Z")
Happy birthday, Cessandra! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/10 "2000-04-24T08:25:00Z")
Cess!! Happy birthday! I forgot your address, so I’m here and enjoying my vacation immensely. Love ya! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cessandras-birthday/16312/11 "2000-04-24T08:29:00Z")
Happy Birthday, Cessandra. I hope you did something really evil to your roommate to celebrate! (I also hope that you were able to have a wonderful day without her!) * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.