# Ch-ch-ch-changes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ch-ch-ch-changes/57766>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 13, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ch-ch-ch-changes/57766 "2001-03-13T04:54:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![dodge\_this](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@dodge\_this](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dodge_this)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ch-ch-ch-changes/57766/21 "2001-03-14T05:51:13Z")

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I would love to be Jude Law. Then I’d do some serious catching up with my mirror - ‘Gawd I’m beautiful!’

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ch-ch-ch-changes/57766/22 "2001-03-14T05:52:48Z")

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Tequila, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl having sex with a hot guy, or girl.

Or Angelina Jolie, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl having sex with a dweeb.

Or Nicole Kidman, to see what it’s like to be a hot girl who used to have sex with a dweeb.

Or Oprah Winfrey, to see what the hell goes through her mind each day that makes her think she’s “All That”.

Or Martha Stewart, to see what I can make with a simple staple gun and a hot glue gun.

Or Melissa Etheridge, to see what it’s like to have women drooling over me.

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