# Challenge - Name the Butt Ugliest Celebrity male or female. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 13, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588 "2012-10-13T02:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/41 "2012-10-14T07:06:11Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. I would never call somebody “ugly” but they each hurt my eyes. I have to assume you need new eyeballs. She is very pretty. As for him, I’d kill all of you with a potato peeler for a shot at that. Allllll of y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/42 "2012-10-14T07:36:15Z")
is always pretty awful. Course, she doesn’t try, either, you gotta give her that. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/43 "2012-10-14T07:59:32Z")
Shane MacGowan. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/44 "2012-10-15T05:43:37Z")
These actors have always simultaneously disturbed me and fascinated me with their uglyness. [Bruce Dern,](http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_The_Astronaut_Farmer/006TAF_Bruce_Dern_004.jpg) [Willem Dafoe,](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/willem-dafoe-pic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://guestofaguest.com/new-york/features/willem-dafoe-goes-off-broadway-against-the-celeb-grain-again&usg=__Ay1pKUxXiD_QlkjKvWS--E2nU-s=&h=400&w=276&sz=17&hl=en&start=2&zoom=1&tbnid=5_7fQ4QRc0XO6M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=86&ei=DqF7UNSKLJGDyAHUx4HAAQ&um=1&itbs=1) [Sissy Spacek,](http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/sissy_spacek/main1.jpg) and [John Voight.](http://theinsanityreport.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jon-voight.jpg) I can’t believe Angelina Jolie came out of the latter. I’d say Tommy Lee Jones too, but he has enough character and personality, I wouldn’t want him looking any other way. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/45 "2012-10-15T05:46:21Z")
Oh, Leonard Nimoy. He’s awesome, but… Yeeeek. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/46 "2012-10-15T06:29:27Z")
Not my list but Time’s (or US News or Newsweek, can’t recall.) The title of the story was “The Day the Uglies Came to Town”: Rod Steiger Barbara Streisand Charles Bronson [others I can’t remember were also there] ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/47 "2012-10-15T08:11:52Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > I assume you’re kidding?! As a hetero male I can’t speak about him (though I can see chicks digging him) but Kristen Stewart is one of the hottest pieces of ass currently working! I think I sort of get where he’s coming from. Kristen Stewart, if you break it down, seems to have all the features you’d want in an attractive woman - there’s nothing concretely wrong with her - and yet there’s something extremely offputting about her. She looks like she’s retarded (much like Megan Fox, she looks like she could lose a battle of wits with a fish), and that’s probably a big part of it, but it’s not just that. So if the thread were “who seems like they should be really attractive who you find repulsive”, she’d be a good nominee. But there’s no way she can - offputting and all - be seriously nominated as the ugliest celebrity. There are a million women who have uglier features that I’d rather look at. The whole package just doesn’t work at all. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/48 "2012-10-15T09:20:54Z")
Benicio del Toro. I do not get how some people actually think he’s attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/49 "2012-10-15T12:52:28Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > These threads always reaffirm for me that I kinda like ugly people. I like Danny’s face. I like it too, but he takes “rough” to the limit and doesn’t bother with “handsome”. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/50 "2012-10-15T13:46:38Z")
I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. ---
**Author:** ![LionelHutz405](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lionelhutz405/32/536_2.png) [@LionelHutz405](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LionelHutz405)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/51 "2012-10-15T13:50:31Z")
> [@Dr.Colossus](#): > > DUDE, you gotta add some kind of warning before posting photos like that. > > this cannot be unseen. But she is a ‘bare-faced beauty’. Flaunting her ‘flawless makeup-free face’. :rolleyes: [http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kathy-griffin-no-makeup-photos-hiking](http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kathy-griffin-no-makeup-photos-hiking) ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/52 "2012-10-15T14:22:29Z")
I know he’s been mentioned once, but how is [Steve Buscemi](http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/35/52593-9202a8c04000641f800000000c351968steve-buscemi.jpg) not walking away with this one? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/53 "2012-10-15T14:22:50Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I think I sort of get where he’s coming from. Kristen Stewart, if you break it down, seems to have all the features you’d want in an attractive woman - there’s nothing concretely wrong with her - and yet there’s something extremely offputting about her. She looks like she’s retarded (much like Megan Fox, she looks like she could lose a battle of wits with a fish), and that’s probably a big part of it, but it’s not just that. I agree. I’m by no means saying she’s ugly, much less “ugliest” but something about the sum of the parts doesn’t add up. Each time I see her, I feel like I’m _supposed_ to think “Hell, I’d watch this just to stare at her” and my brain tries to get into that gear and just fails to make it work. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/54 "2012-10-15T14:23:55Z")
According to radio talk show host Jeffrey Lichtman, it’s Whoopi Goldberg. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/55 "2012-10-15T15:13:34Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > I agree. I’m by no means saying she’s ugly, much less “ugliest” but something about the sum of the parts doesn’t add up. Each time I see her, I feel like I’m _supposed_ to think “Hell, I’d watch this just to stare at her” and my brain tries to get into that gear and just fails to make it work. My thoughts exactly. I usually say something like ‘I understand why people might find her attractive, but she just does nothing for me.’ ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/56 "2012-10-15T16:03:42Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. Sasquatch. Every time my wife and I watch Sons of Anarchy, she tells me that she wants to chuck cheeseburgers at him (a la, ‘Harry and the Hendersons’). ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/57 "2012-10-15T16:25:38Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > Maybe not in the top ten individually, but Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito had to be serious contenders for ugliest couple. Although I like them as actors that title was retired permanently by [Allyce Beasley and the late Vincent Schiavelli](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Schiavelli1987.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/58 "2012-10-15T16:42:56Z")
Lemmy ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/59 "2012-10-15T16:48:51Z")
The Creeper himself - [Rondo Hatton.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_Hatton) ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/60 "2012-10-15T17:52:42Z")
> [@LionelHutz405](#): > > But she is a ‘bare-faced beauty’. Flaunting her ‘flawless makeup-free face’. :rolleyes: > > [http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kathy-griffin-no-makeup-photos-hiking](http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kathy-griffin-no-makeup-photos-hiking) I think you mean BEAR-Faced beauty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588.md?page=4)