# Challenge - Name the Butt Ugliest Celebrity male or female. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 13, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588 "2012-10-13T02:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/61 "2012-10-15T18:22:48Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > I nominate Nicki Minaj. How could someone so young look like they’ve had a bunch of bad plastic surgeries? Something about her has always seemed off to me. She triggers my uncanny valley reflex. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Here’s a non-professional [photo](http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/steven-tyler.jpg) of Tyler in normal conditions. Crap, he looks like my aunt. And she’s dead. > [@salinqmind](#): > > William C. Macy. He is not attractive, and he looks…I dunno…‘damp’, too. Well, he is [dead](http://hosting-24789.tributes.com/show/William-C.-Macy-89236351). I don’t see anything wrong with William _H._ Macy. He may not be Sean Connery, but he’s no Steve Buscemi. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/62 "2012-10-15T22:24:08Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Benicio del Toro. I do not get how some people actually think he’s attractive. Not attractive, but my wife would be glad to point out several films in which he is _sexy_. It’s like the debate about Daniel Craig before his first James Bond film came out. All sorts of people were complaining that he wasn’t particularly hot in still pictures. Then the film came out, and those people became very quiet. I believe neither man takes a good still, but both can be very attractive and charismatic while in motion. It’s the reverse of all those women, like Natalie Portman, who are beautiful but lack any sex appeal. > [@Alessan](#): > > I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. I laughed out loud. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/63 "2012-10-16T01:26:03Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > I can’t believe I;'m the first to say [Ernest Borgnine.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Borgnine). Yeah-you can’t get any uglier than dead. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/64 "2012-10-16T01:27:18Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Yeah-you can’t get any uglier than dead. Did you miss the Kathy Griffin pics upthread? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/65 "2012-10-16T02:04:15Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Benicio del Toro. I do not get how some people actually think he’s attractive. Yeah, him. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/66 "2012-10-16T03:58:55Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. I’ve always wondered if early on his first agent told him something like, “You have a face that will scare small children”, because so many of his most successful roles have been in characters buried in prosthetic makeup (_ **Quest for Fire, Beauty & the Beast, Hellboy** _)! ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/67 "2012-10-16T11:59:16Z")
Venus and Serena Williams, take your pick. They both look like transvestite body builders. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/68 "2012-10-16T12:20:24Z")
Steve Buscemi wins ugliest celebrity, unless you allow people with medical problems like Rondo Hatton. Kristen Stewart wins for biggest discrepancy between their reputation for attractiveness and reality. ---
**Author:** ![Ritorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@Ritorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ritorian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/69 "2012-10-16T12:55:05Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. I would never call somebody “ugly” but they each hurt my eyes. LOL thats funny ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/70 "2012-10-16T13:22:48Z")
[Mother of Honey Boo Boo](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/08/honey-boo-boo-mother-defends-explains-arrest-record/) What do I win. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/71 "2012-10-16T14:24:10Z")
This thread was over with Post #2. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/72 "2012-10-16T14:45:17Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > It’s like the debate about Daniel Craig before his first James Bond film came out. All sorts of people were complaining that he wasn’t particularly hot in still pictures. Then the film came out, and those people became very quiet. He’s not hot at all to me- not still, not moving; he’s just plain unattractive. ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/73 "2012-10-16T16:45:50Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Venus and Serena Williams, take your pick. They both look like transvestite body builders. Madness! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/74 "2012-10-16T18:02:11Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > I’ve always wondered if early on his first agent told him something like, “You have a face that will scare small children”, because so many of his most successful roles have been in characters buried in prosthetic makeup (_ **Quest for Fire, Beauty & the Beast, Hellboy** _)! Also, The Name of the Rose. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/75 "2012-10-17T15:54:38Z")
Steve Buscemi and Hilary Swank. BTW, I do realize that she won some Oscars. But, that is not enough to impress me much. I’m basing my opinion far more by what I see on the screen. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/76 "2012-10-17T22:56:49Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > [Mother of Honey Boo Boo](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/08/honey-boo-boo-mother-defends-explains-arrest-record/) > > What do I win. Bubba’s right. He wins, hands down. And don’t be busting my man, Ron Perlman. Yeah, so he looks like a cro-magnon/neanderthal cross. He’s still hot! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/77 "2012-10-17T23:17:57Z")
CNN’s Candy Crowley knows politics but yeech what a face. ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/78 "2012-10-18T05:08:22Z")
Does Jocelyn Wildenstein count as a candidate? She did it to herself, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/79 "2012-10-18T17:25:46Z")
> [@Lazlo Hapsburg](#): > > Steve Buscemi and Hilary Swank. Hilary Swank has some stark features, but I wouldn’t call her butt ugly. I find her somewhat attractive. She’s far outdone by several candidates listed, such as Honey Boo Boo’s mother, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Kathy Griffin, and Steven Tyler. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/80 "2012-10-18T17:55:18Z")
> [@Skypist](#): > > Does Jocelyn Wildenstein count as a candidate? She did it to herself, but still. She give the mother of Honey Boo Boo a run for the title. At least Griffin can clean up and not make one lose his/her lunch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588.md?page=5)