# Challenge - Name the Butt Ugliest Celebrity male or female. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 13, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588 "2012-10-13T02:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Khendrask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@Khendrask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khendrask)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/81 "2012-10-19T10:15:49Z")
No longer acting, but this thread deserves a [Mason Reese](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Reese) linky. I can’t believe he hasn’t been mentioned before. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/82 "2012-10-19T10:44:59Z")
Question: Name the butt-ugliest celebrity. Answer: Robert Pattinson, Kristin Stewart, Hilary Swank and Colin Farrell. Cafe society gets dumber by the week. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/83 "2012-10-19T11:36:07Z")
That’s the second time I’ve seen Kristin Stewart’s name dropped into this thread. She has always looked pretty hot to me-I don’t grok what people are(n’t) seeing in her: specifics please. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/84 "2012-10-19T12:55:41Z")
I’m pretty sure that **bucketybuck** was calling those 4 answers extraordinarily dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/85 "2012-10-19T13:03:11Z")
In terms of actors largely know for their strange looks, you don’t get more distinctive that [Michael Berryman.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Michael_Berryman_2007.png) ---
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/86 "2012-10-19T13:12:52Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Benicio del Toro. I do not get how some people actually think he’s attractive. I’ve been crushing on him since the first time I saw him in a movie. He’s got that dreamy, sexy, sleepy, long days in bed, smoking hot look to me. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/87 "2012-10-19T13:36:28Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > [Susan Boyle](http://mycrappyneighbor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/susan_boyle_bg_01.jpg). Or how about [Anne Widdecombe](http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/tv/ann_widdecombe.jpg)? Ha! Exactly the two I came in here to post. I was watching a Harry Hill program and he was doing a Susan Boyle bit and I thought “Wow - he really got Susan Boyle!”. It took me a minute to realize that it was actually an ugly man in drag. [SuBo](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Susan_Boyle_Nov_2009.jpg/220px-Susan_Boyle_Nov_2009.jpg) [Pseudo SuBo (with Harry)](http://blogs.thestage.co.uk/tvtoday/2010/10/15/harry-hill-subo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/88 "2012-10-19T14:45:38Z")
Well isn’t the main reason Susan Boyle is a celebrity is because she’s not attractive, which caused people to think she was untalented as well, which she promptly stood on its head? So, perhaps while she fits under the letter of the OP, maybe not the spirit? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/89 "2012-10-19T14:53:26Z")
Sorry for the whoosh (that’s what insomnia will do for you). :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/90 "2012-10-19T15:09:03Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > In terms of actors largely know for their strange looks, you don’t get more distinctive that [Michael Berryman.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Michael_Berryman_2007.png) Talk about turning a liability into an asset. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/91 "2012-10-19T15:49:33Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. Diet Coke all over my iPad. Thank you sir. ---
**Author:** ![denquixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@denquixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/denquixote)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/92 "2012-10-20T04:49:08Z")
It’s not Mickey Rourke? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588/93 "2012-10-20T18:30:16Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is. You read my mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-name-the-butt-ugliest-celebrity-male-or-female/637588.md?page=4)