# Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [April 2, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142 "2022-04-02T06:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2625 "2023-10-24T00:12:31Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> **A:** CIA?  
> **B:** No.  
> **A:** FBI?  
> **B:** No.  
> **A:** KGB?  
> **B:** No! G-A-Y.

No takers?

Another line from the same movie (my translation from Russian):

“I’m sick and tired of hearing about your fucking shoes!”

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“You know - you always tell me to chew everything 72 times?”

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2627 "2023-10-24T02:03:05Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> > [@Jack\_Batty](#):
> >
> > > [@Jack\_Batty](#):
> > >
> > > “You can’t be suicidal if you’re singing show tunes!”
> > 
> > I love this movie so here’s another line from a different scene:
> > 
> > “I’m serious when I tell you that I have to clean my bong. You can’t mix the kind with the schwag.”
> 
> I’m just going to keep posting lines from the movie until someone gets it or I publish the entire script:
> 
> “Which one of these chicks is for me?”  
> “Actually I think they’re all lesbians.”  
> “Lesbians?!? You guys are cool.”

The torture continues. Another line:

“I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2628 "2023-10-24T02:10:44Z")

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Woman to waiter: _“Two martinis, please.”_  
Her male companion: _“Thanks.”_  
She turns to him: _“Oh, you want one, too?”_

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2629 "2023-10-24T02:40:57Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
>
> > [@terentii](#):
> >
> > **A:** CIA?  
> > **B:** No.  
> > **A:** FBI?  
> > **B:** No.  
> > **A:** KGB?  
> > **B:** No! G-A-Y.
> 
> No takers?
> 
> Another line from the same movie (my translation from Russian):
> 
> “I’m sick and tired of hearing about your fucking shoes!”

Two more:

“My grandfather’s died.” (“_Dedushka umer._”)

and

“Have a nice McDay.”

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2630 "2023-10-24T02:43:19Z")

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_The Thin Man_ (or one of its sequels)?

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2631 "2023-10-24T05:06:06Z")

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Two of mine that haven’t been answered yet:

> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> “It’s Idi Amin.”

> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> “Yeah, just one ‘l’.”

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2632 "2023-10-24T05:39:56Z")

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_Stripes_?

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2633 "2023-10-24T06:59:57Z")

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Assuming you’re answering the first one, yes. When Winger (Bill Murray) is trying to rescue his platoon from the camp in Yugoslavia, he knocks on the door and someone inside yells “who is it?” His response, somewhat randomly, is “it’s Idi Amin.”

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2634 "2023-10-24T15:26:38Z")

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That would certainly fit, but no, it’s _Bullets over Broadway._

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2635 "2023-10-24T15:48:10Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
>
> > [@Jack\_Batty](#):
> >
> > > [@Jack\_Batty](#):
> > >
> > > > [@Jack\_Batty](#):
> > > >
> > > > “You can’t be suicidal if you’re singing show tunes!”
> > > 
> > > I love this movie so here’s another line from a different scene:
> > > 
> > > “I’m serious when I tell you that I have to clean my bong. You can’t mix the kind with the schwag.”
> > 
> > I’m just going to keep posting lines from the movie until someone gets it or I publish the entire script:
> > 
> > “Which one of these chicks is for me?”  
> > “Actually I think they’re all lesbians.”  
> > “Lesbians?!? You guys are cool.”
> 
> The torture continues. Another line:
> 
> “I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!”

Obviously, you’re all a bunch of cinematic philistines.

Spoilered answer in case any of you real cinephiles are still guessing: _Dead Man on Campus_ - [IMDB link](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118301/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_dead%2520man%2520on%2520cam)

Okay. Here’s a new one that I think might be a little easier:

“Well, it’s just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.”

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2636 "2023-10-25T01:18:20Z")

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“…and you handle this.”  
"Wait, _me?"_  
“Yeah, it’s easy; you just catch.”

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2637 "2023-10-25T01:25:45Z")

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_Men In Black_, I’m guessing.

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2638 "2023-10-25T01:33:33Z")

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Yeah, that’s right.

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“The sun never sets on those who ride into it.”

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
>
> _Men In Black_, I’m guessing.

By an odd coincidence, there’s a Tommy Lee Jones movie on my TV right now. If a good non-famous line comes up, maybe I’ll post it.

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2641 "2023-10-25T05:13:57Z")

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This is not from the Tommy Lee Jones movie.

“Easy does it. I think it’s a left-handed thread.”

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2642 "2023-10-25T05:21:18Z")

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‘‘Go you huskies.’’

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/2643 "2023-10-25T13:29:17Z")

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Three different movies, but they have something in common:

“Well I’ll be fucked.”  
“I wouldn’t bet against it.”

“If only I had the guns, Mr. …, I’d shoot each and every one of them before they set foot on American soil.”

“Where is your wife?”  
“She died in childbirth.”

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The second one sounds like English Bob in _Unforgiven_, but I’m not sure.

The third one I’m almost positive was a line in _There Will Be Blood_, but I don’t know if that’s the one you were going for.

No clue on the first.

Edit due to epiphany: Oooh … second one is _Gangs of New York_. So the first one must be a Daniel Day Lewis film too.

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