# Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [April 2, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142 "2022-04-02T06:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3065 "2024-03-11T03:26:40Z")

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Yes it is.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3066 "2024-03-11T17:39:01Z")

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“Empathy was yesterday. Today, you’re wasting my motherfucking time.”

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3067 "2024-03-11T18:34:36Z")

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“I only have one speed. Balls out.”

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3068 "2024-03-11T22:32:36Z")

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> “Empathy was yesterday. Today, you’re wasting my motherfucking time.”

Heat.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3069 "2024-03-11T22:34:00Z")

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> [@saucywench](#):
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> “I only have one speed. Balls out.”

That prison comedy with Gene Wilder (is it breaking the rules if I look up the title when I can visualize the scene?)

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3070 "2024-03-11T23:27:30Z")

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Are you thinking of _Stir Crazy_?

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3071 "2024-03-12T03:52:32Z")

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No peeking!

Just kidding. I don’t know since it’s not my thread.

It is that prison comedy. Jack Batty got it. It’s _Stir Crazy_.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3072 "2024-03-12T06:04:08Z")

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“I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3073 "2024-03-12T09:00:35Z")

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“Hand me that helmet, Sekulovich”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3074 "2024-03-12T11:41:03Z")

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Karl Malden in **Patton**

Malden’s real name was Mladen Sekulovich. When the character he was playing – General Omar Bradley – lost his helmet under fire, he asked his driver to get him another (I think from a fallen soldier), and he called that soldier by his own real last name. Malden, I understand, tried to work in self-references like that.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3075 "2024-03-12T11:51:56Z")

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“If you’re going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3076 "2024-03-12T15:08:42Z")

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3077 "2024-03-12T15:50:20Z")

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> [@Jasmine](#):
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> “If you’re going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

When we are watching a movie and a character launches off into a soliloquy before attempting to kill his opponent, I always yell this at the screen. The old James Bond movies were the worst offenders. When a bad guy had James tied up - or whatever - and was going shoot him, he would always break off into a 10 minute diatribe. STFU, and just pull the trigger already.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3078 "2024-03-12T16:28:47Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Karl Malden in **Patton**
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> Malden’s real name was Mladen Sekulovich. When the character he was playing – General Omar Bradley – lost his helmet under fire, he asked his driver to get him another (I think from a fallen soldier), and he called that soldier by his own real last name. Malden, I understand, tried to work in self-references like that.

Yes. Wikipedia lists a few more of Malden’s Sekulovich references.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3079 "2024-03-12T16:40:56Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Yep! 🙂

> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> When a bad guy had James tied up - or whatever - and was going shoot him, he would always break off into a 10 minute diatribe. STFU, and just pull the trigger already.

🤣

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3080 "2024-03-12T19:49:03Z")

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Some cleanup

> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> “Sorry, I’m just thrilled to be alive.”

This was from “Big Trouble in Little China”, Jack’s apology after he kisses Gracie Law.

> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> “My fear is that my sons will never understand me.”

Another line from this scene:  
“The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind at your hair.”  
Followed by a famous line from a very famous actor who has had a lot of very famous lines.

A new one:

“It’s like… someone invites you to a party, and you don’t show up, doesn’t really matter.”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3081 "2024-03-12T20:00:30Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> > [@muldoonthief](#):
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> > My fear is that my sons will never understand me.”
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> Another line from this scene:  
> “The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind at your hair.”  
> Followed by a famous line from a very famous actor who has had a lot of very famous lines.

Conan the Barbarian - the next line is “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3082 "2024-03-12T20:02:43Z")

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Yes. I just love that that scene starts with the leader of the Hyrkanians baring his feelings about fatherhood.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3083 "2024-03-12T20:40:22Z")

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“Apes don’t read philosophy.”

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/3084 "2024-03-12T21:02:52Z")

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A Fish Called Wanda.

‘To these aged eyes, boy, that’s what winning looks like.’

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