# Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [April 2, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142 "2022-04-02T06:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1124 "2022-05-13T18:24:24Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > “I never drink…wine.” > [@terentii](#): > > Uhhh … _ **Dracula** _ ? Also, **Dracula: Dead and Loving It.** Followed by, “Oh, what the hell. Let me try it.” 😄 ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1125 "2022-05-13T18:46:17Z")
“The hospital; not the morgue!” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1126 "2022-05-13T19:22:58Z")
“God’s not on our side ‘cause he hates idiots also.” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1127 "2022-05-13T19:26:02Z")
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. Said by Blondie when Tuco mistakes dusty blue uniforms for grey ones. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1128 "2022-05-13T19:54:09Z")
Yes! Tuco says “God’s on our side ‘cause He hates the Yanks too.” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1129 "2022-05-13T23:29:51Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Uhhh … _ **Dracula** _? > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > > [@saucywench](#): > > > > “I never drink…wine.” > > > [@terentii](#): > > > > Uhhh … _ **Dracula** _ ? > > Also, **Dracula: Dead and Loving It.** Followed by, “Oh, what the hell. Let me try it.” 😄 Was thinking of this one… ![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/w8G9teiupDsAAAAC/smile-count-dracula.gif "Smile Count Dracula GIF - Smile Count Dracula Bela Lugosi - Discover & Share...") ---
**Author:** ![yev\_zeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ba8739/32.png) [@yev\_zeppelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yev_zeppelin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1130 "2022-05-14T00:15:49Z")
> [@Jack\_Burden](#): > > Somebody’s shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! Reservoir Dogs > [@teelabrown](#): > > “I was just speculatin’ on a hypothesis” Miller’s Crossing ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1131 "2022-05-14T02:35:25Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in clear view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.” cracks me up every time ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1132 "2022-05-14T02:37:48Z")
> [@Jack\_Burden](#): > > Yes! Tuco says “God’s on our side ‘cause He hates the Yanks too.” The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1133 "2022-05-14T13:44:42Z")
> [@yev\_zeppelin](#): > > Miller’s Crossing Correct. “He’s sawin’ toothpicks. He’ll be fine.” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1134 "2022-05-14T13:57:17Z")
> [@teelabrown](#): > > “He’s sawin’ toothpicks. He’ll be fine.” Is that John Goodman in _Raising Arizona_? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1135 "2022-05-14T15:15:12Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > > [@terentii](#): > > > > > [@yev\_zeppelin](#): > > > > > > > [@terentii](#): > > > > > > > > “Well, I’ll be damned!” > > > > > > Pulp Fiction > > > > Possibly, but not the film I was thinking of. > > > > It’s said a second **after** disaster is averted and **before** it isn’t. > > Think “Omaha.” As in Omaha Beach on D-Day? The GI who examines his helmet after it takes a bullet, and then has his brains blown out a second later? _ **Saving Private Ryan** _. After I posted this, I remembered the line was also said by a GI (possibly the late Norman Lloyd, but I’d have to see the movie again to be sure) who is sniped in _ **A Walk in the Sun** _ (1945). I wonder if this inspired Spielberg at all. **A:**" I think we’re dealing with a haint, man." **B:** “What the fuck is a haint?” **A:** “That’s a cross between The Abominable Snowman and Willie the Werewolf.” The two cops investigating the Watts murders in _ **Dr Black and Mr Hyde** _ (1976). **A:** “Haben Sie ein Pferd für mich?” **B:** “Nein. Wir haben nur drei. Ein zu wenig.” **A:** “Nein. Zwei zu viel.” Charles Bronson and Jack Elam at the start of _ **Once upon a Time in the West** _ (German edition). ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1136 "2022-05-14T15:17:39Z")
“I need you to guide my sword. Please. Guide my sword.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1137 "2022-05-14T15:23:07Z")
**[POSH ENGLISH ACCENT]** “Well, I must say, that’s not a very sporting way to win.” ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1138 "2022-05-14T15:41:05Z")
Roger Moore, Cannonball Run ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1139 "2022-05-14T15:47:36Z")
Yes, as Seymour Goldfarb, Jr. Another one: “She’s magically babe-a-licious.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1140 "2022-05-14T17:41:50Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > I need you to guide my sword. Please. Guide my sword.” _The Princess Bride_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1141 "2022-05-14T17:42:35Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > “She’s magically babe-a-licious.” _Wayne’s World?_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1142 "2022-05-14T17:53:00Z")
Yep, in regard to Claudia Schiffer, who tested very high on the stroke-ability scale. 🥰 ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-us-with-a-non-famous-line-from-a-movie/962142/1143 "2022-05-14T19:40:49Z")
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