# Champion-of-Truth and his "sources"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 12, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113 "2011-02-12T07:22:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/81 "2011-02-13T03:11:08Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> I wonder if this is how Ann Coulter feels, with all the stupid liberals always throwing pathetically stupid insults and patently untrue claims about her. I should hook up with Ann!

I am not sure even Ann is willing to risk a statutory rape conviction.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/82 "2011-02-13T03:17:53Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Attack from the Stupid Dimension wrote:
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> I addressed that at least twice in two different threads, you illiterate dumbass. Try reading them. And then try refuting them.

Care to point it out to those of us who aren’t wearing our waders? All I can find is the same deep dish bullshit you spew the rest of the time. Is it one of your cites to some random blog, or is it one of those time where you gibber about some stuff and dodge the real issue?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/83 "2011-02-13T03:28:41Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> I am not sure even Ann is willing to risk a statutory rape conviction.

I’m also pretty sure that her species’ mating process involves a violent death for the other partner. And that’d be, like, a month’s worth of food for her.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/84 "2011-02-13T03:29:07Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> When even Ann Coulter publicly said that birthers are just “a few cranks” out there and that it is \*\*the left \*\* (!) who are responsible of propping birthers up in an attempt to discredit the republicans, you bet this comedy show made by COT is better than SNL. 😃
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> [Vodpod – Video Editing Service for Creators](http://vodpod.com/watch/1964520-ann-coulter-calls-birthers-cranks)

I can’t wait to see the reaction from Free Republic. I imagine we’ll see much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/85 "2011-02-13T03:41:31Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I can’t wait to see the reaction from Free Republic. I imagine we’ll see much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Uhh, this video is from 2009, Guin. I think any reaction FR had, they had it long ago. 🙂

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/86 "2011-02-13T03:58:50Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> Uhh, this video is from 2009, Guin. I think any reaction FR had, they had it long ago. 🙂

Darn it **Leaper** , I wanted to see if our “Chump” Champion would miss that, 🙂 in any case, it is clear that it is worse than I thought, COT just demonstrated to all how ignorant he is even on what Ann Coulter said about guys like him several years ago, for her and other republicans that use their brains, this issue is for losers.

Basically Ann would tell COT that he is one of the few also-rans, deadbeats, defeated, disadvantaged, down-and-outers, duds, failures, flops, flunkees, has-beens, full-of-fail, crackpots, eccentrics, fanatics, monomaniacs, zealots and cranks that are out there. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/87 "2011-02-13T04:04:39Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> I am not sure even Ann is willing to risk a statutory rape conviction.

CoT [isn’t allowed](http://www.calgaryherald.com/life/story.html?id=4225673) to have sex anymore.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/88 "2011-02-13T04:14:52Z")

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One of the moron liberals here wrote:

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> Darn it **Leaper** , I wanted to see if our “Chump” Champion would miss that, 🙂 in any case, it is clear that it is worse than I thought, COT just demonstrated to all how ignorant he is even on what Ann Coulter said about guys like him several years ago, for her and other republicans that use their brains, this issue is for losers.

I’m quite aware of Ann’s dismissal of birthers. It’s a major point of disagreement between she and I. Same for Glenn Beck. With both, my major disagreement is the eligibility issue. Neither has looked into it enough, and fear doing so because of idiots like we have here, who are simply filled with hate and an unreasonable desire to deny reality. People get sick of constant attacks by crazy people (ie liberals).

But I gotta tell you, I still love the woman! She’s awesome at handing liberals their collective asses, and just watching the veins in their foreheads throb at the mere mention of her name is enough to make her likable.

And the new speaker of the house, Boehner (I pronounce it “Boner”) is another one I have an issue with, since he moronically said “If Hawaii said he’s eligible, that’s good enough for me!”. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/89 "2011-02-13T04:17:26Z")

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Attacker from Dimension Stupid wrote:

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> Care to point it out to those of us who aren’t wearing our waders? All I can find is the same deep dish bullshit you spew the rest of the time. Is it one of your cites to some random blog, or is it one of those time where you gibber about some stuff and dodge the real issue?

I cited proof of it. It’s now your burden to prove that citation inaccurate. In other words, you must prove that I (and the citation I gave) are wrong and that newspaper announcements weren’t auto-generated by the dept of health whenever a birth was recorded (natural born or not).

If you can’t do that, then to hell with you.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/90 "2011-02-13T04:20:06Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Attacker from Dimension Stupid wrote:
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> I cited proof of it. It’s now your burden to prove that citation inaccurate. In other words, you must prove that I (and the citation I gave) are wrong and that newspaper announcements weren’t auto-generated by the dept of health whenever a birth was recorded (natural born or not).
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> If you can’t do that, then to hell with you.

Lol, keep fucking that chicken.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/91 "2011-02-13T04:21:06Z")

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You 'mericans are funny.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/92 "2011-02-13T04:25:21Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> One of the moron liberals here wrote:
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> I’m quite aware of Ann’s dismissal of birthers.

Nope, that dog will not hunt, you completely missed that I posted the disagreement that Ann had with you before you said to us how compatible you are with her. And in this thread no less.

You were not aware of it, and you are really a fool thinking we would swallow your sorry explanation now.

This is like the classic cartoon by Gary Larson that showed some scientists noticing a group of goofy looking people outside the window (the goofy people looking attentively at the scientists), then one of the scientists says to the others: Yes, gentlemen, they are fools; but what kind of fools they are?

We are just trying to figure out if you are the one that is even unaware of what your “heroes” tell you, or the fool that does not mind how irrelevant he or she is in the real world.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/93 "2011-02-13T04:34:34Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> And the new speaker of the house, Boehner (I pronounce it “Boner”) is another one I have an issue with, since he moronically said “If Hawaii said he’s eligible, that’s good enough for me!”. :rolleyes:

How is that moronic? Why do you hate Hawaii?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/94 "2011-02-13T04:41:27Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Where do these fucktards come from? They crawl out of the woodwork here like cockroaches!

Dude. The liberals ARE the woodwork here. You may not find this board much to your liking.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/95 "2011-02-13T04:43:16Z")

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Kyla babbled:

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> How is that moronic? Why do you hate Hawaii?

Honey, were you born stupid or did your parents raise you stupid? Show me where I ever said I hate Hawaii. Do liberals like you hear voices in your head or something? No sane person would have any reason to think I hate Hawaii, because I never even alluded to such an absurd notion or posted anything to indicate such a thing. It’s all in your fucked up head.

What is moronic is a politician simply saying “Oh, well the Dept. of Health in a LIBERAL state declared a LIBERAL candidate eligible without properly vetting him, but I believe them”.

And for those fucktards who just hang on my nuts all night, yes, I know those are not the exact words Boehner used. I’m ad-libbing.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/96 "2011-02-13T04:44:23Z")

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Jenaroph wrote:

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> Dude. The liberals ARE the woodwork here. You may not find this board much to your liking.

“A greater hive of scum and villainy” and so on and so forth.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/97 "2011-02-13T04:47:19Z")

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Gigobuster wrote:

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> Nope, that dog will not hunt, you completely missed that I posted the disagreement that Ann had with you before you said to us how compatible you are with her. And in this thread no less.

I have news for you, moron. I read World Net Daily religiously. Daily. For many, many years now. The Ann Coulter eligibility fallout is OLD NEWS. I knew it long ago. I don’t care. I think Ann is nuts for disagreeing, but I still like how she handles libtards and I love her writing and agree with her on 95% of things. So believe what you want. Clearly you think you’re so all-knowing that you know more about what people think than they themselves do! :rolleyes:

Only a liberal fucktard is capable of such insanity.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/98 "2011-02-13T04:51:12Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> What is moronic is a politician simply saying “Oh, well the Dept. of Health in a LIBERAL state declared a LIBERAL candidate eligible without properly vetting him, but I believe them”.

But when Obama was running, the governor was a Republican. Heck, she introduced Sarah Palin at the national convention, IIRC…

ETA: And it’s not just the state of Hawaii that declared him eligible (though actually, I’m not sure what role the states play in that). What about the McCain campaign, the FBI, and/or whoever (else) gave Obama his Presidential security clearance? Are you saying that someone who isn’t eligible to be President was cleared to look at the most valuable secrets this country has? If you think there’s a flaw there, it’s not one state’s burden.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/99 "2011-02-13T04:53:08Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Gigobuster wrote:
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> I have news for you, moron. I read World Net Daily religiously. Daily. For many, many years now. The Ann Coulter eligibility fallout is OLD NEWS. I knew it long ago. I don’t care. I think Ann is nuts for disagreeing, but I still like how she handles libtards and I love her writing and agree with her on 95% of things. So believe what you want. Clearly you think you’re so all-knowing that you know more about what people think than they themselves do! :rolleyes:
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> Only a liberal fucktard is capable of such insanity.

Nah, only a fool like you then would admit proudly that he does not mind that he was attempting to mislead others into assuming that people like Ann Coulter agreed with people like you. Just like in your sorry attempts at misleading others with the created quotes from Abercrombie, you are therefore the kind of fool that thinks that it can get away with posts that are falsehoods and misleading in this message board.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/100 "2011-02-13T04:56:51Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Kyla babbled:
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> Honey, were you born stupid or did your parents raise you stupid? Show me where I ever said I hate Hawaii. Do liberals like you hear voices in your head or something? No sane person would have any reason to think I hate Hawaii, because I never even alluded to such an absurd notion or posted anything to indicate such a thing. It’s all in your fucked up head.
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> What is moronic is a politician simply saying “Oh, well the Dept. of Health in a LIBERAL state declared a LIBERAL candidate eligible without properly vetting him, but I believe them”.
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> And for those fucktards who just hang on my nuts all night, yes, I know those are not the exact words Boehner used. I’m ad-libbing.

Out of curiosity, does your character just automatically consider anything a liberal says to be a lie? Like, if I say that the sky is blue, will you argue with me that it’s green?

P.S. I’m actually really impressed by your trolling, man. I think you’ve actually got some people pissed off!

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