# Champion-of-Truth and his "sources" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113 "2011-02-12T07:22:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/141 "2011-02-14T02:22:30Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Speaking of pulling it off, what happened to our Guest of Dishonor? Perhaps the nurses have lost the keys to the computer room. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/142 "2011-02-14T02:29:28Z")
> [@Champion-of-Truth](#): > > I’m quite aware of Ann’s dismissal of birthers. It’s a major point of disagreement between she and I. Same for Glenn Beck. I am sure both will have sleepless nights over this sad state of affairs. > [@](#): > > And the new speaker of the house, Boehner (I pronounce it “Boner”) is another one I have an issue with, since he moronically said “If Hawaii said he’s eligible, that’s good enough for me!”. :rolleyes: Have you ever stopped to ponder the meaning of “full faith and credit”? If Hawaii says he’s eligible, he is - it’s not just a good idea, it’s the Constitution. And the thing with the Constitution is, it trumps WND. ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/143 "2011-02-14T02:46:13Z")
> [@Spiny\_Norman](#): > > I am sure both will have sleepless nights over this sad state of affairs. > > Have you ever stopped to ponder the meaning of “full faith and credit”? If Hawaii says he’s eligible, he is - it’s not just a good idea, it’s the Constitution. And the thing with the Constitution is, it trumps WND. But the Constitution is just yet another liberal rag that disses WND. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/144 "2011-02-14T02:51:29Z")
Goddamn furriners! A-comin’ over here and bein’ all edjumacated an’ shit! Y’all gotta just take it on _faith_ that the Constitution says what we think it does! :mad: Hey, **Spiny Norman**. Long time, no see! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/145 "2011-02-14T04:00:59Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Hey, **Spiny Norman**. Long time, no see! I have strayed to other boards, but this place drags me back like - ehm - a drag-y thing. That drags. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/146 "2011-02-14T06:03:05Z")
> [@Spiny\_Norman](#): > > Have you ever stopped to ponder the meaning of “full faith and credit”? If Hawaii says he’s eligible, he is - it’s not just a good idea, it’s the Constitution. And the thing with the Constitution is, it trumps WND. Hawaii’s admission to the Union was _also_ a liberal conspiracy. ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/147 "2011-02-14T06:10:50Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Hawaii’s admission to the Union was _also_ a liberal conspiracy. Probably the same one that faked the birth heritage of an unknown black baby in order to groom him to be President and then betray the American People. ---
**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/148 "2011-02-14T06:24:03Z")
Travis wrote: > [@](#): > > Probably the same one that faked the birth heritage of an unknown black baby in order to groom him to be President and then betray the American People. Another nutcase. No one believes that. Only liberals believe that anyone believes that. Liberals are goofy. You are goofy. ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/149 "2011-02-14T06:25:52Z")
> [@Champion-of-Truth](#): > > Another nutcase. No one believes that. Only liberals believe that anyone believes that. Liberals are goofy. You are goofy. Would you please properly use the quote feature? Or are you to stupid to be able to figure it out? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/150 "2011-02-14T06:33:01Z")
> [@TravisFromOR](#): > > Probably the same one that faked the birth heritage of an unknown black baby in order to groom him to be President and then betray the American People. Don’t forget bribing the Republican Governor of Hawaii, Linda Lingle, to lie about Obama’s birth certificate! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/151 "2011-02-14T06:39:17Z")
> [@TravisFromOR](#): > > Would you please properly use the quote feature? Or are you to stupid to be able to figure it out? He probably thinks it makes it harder to go back to the whole post he’s vomiting over. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/152 "2011-02-14T06:42:01Z")
I doubt he thinks about anything at all. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/153 "2011-02-14T06:46:16Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I doubt he thinks about anything at all. He seems to think about Obama all the time. He’d probably be a stalker if he could figure out where Obama lives. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/154 "2011-02-14T09:01:15Z")
You really need to tone down that language there **Champion of Tourette** , it makes you look uncouth and rude. As a young man who is unwashed behind-the-ears and constantly soiling oneself, it’s clear that what you lack is culture and refinement. Certainly, your world-view is an interesting one… but we at Dope are not just a bunch of fucktards–no, we want you to achieve the grace and status of being a member of this board. As a Charter Member, my rank and privileges allow me certain advantages… brandy and cigars in the Cecil Adam’s Athenaeum, Luxury cruises in the Antarctic with Ed Zotti, the list goes on… But you have spark, Mr. **Champion of Twuth**. Hence, I am enrolling you in _Mr. Blackheath’s School for Gentleman_. Please, Mr. **Champion-of-Truckasaurus** , enough with the snickering–I said “Gentleman,” not “Genitals” Now, Mr. **Champion-of-Twerp** , I say there’s time for ‘birthing’, but holly-crickets, it’s now time to work on gentility–This will not do! Stop your snickering, Mr. **Champion-of-Todies** , you know _damn_ well what I said. Now, let us continue. Respectability and dignity–it’s time to toss aside that white trash veneer and dispose of those awful hooded bedsheets with the tasteless crosses–BTW, why do you go around carrying a hangman’s noose–is your Trans-Am stuck in the mud again? How dare you call me a “libtard”–tell me, did you learn your vocabulary from the banjo player in _Deliverance_? Oh dear, he’s your brother? Well, live and let live. So we’re start our first lesson: Place the marbles in your mouth and repeat after me–“The Troll in the Pit is throwing a Fit”. No, no, no! You need to roll your r’s when you say “Troll”. Oh my. Well, some things are not worth repeating… Are there any other Dopers who will help me in this endeavor to turn Mr. **Champion-of-Twisting-the-Truth** into a true _Gentleman_? ---
**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/155 "2011-02-14T09:03:41Z")
User Hostile wrote: > [@](#): > > You really need to tone down that language there **Champion of Tourette** , it makes you look uncouth and rude. Well that’s because I am uncouth and rude. I burp at the table too! ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/156 "2011-02-14T09:05:51Z")
> [@Champion-of-Truth](#): > > Well that’s because I am uncouth and rude. I burp at the table too! You seem to be unable to properly use the quote function, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/157 "2011-02-14T10:01:14Z")
> [@Champion-of-Truth](#): > > I am uncouth and rude. Well, color me surprised. I never knew. What a revelation. This surely explains a lot, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/158 "2011-02-14T12:19:31Z")
I’ve just popped over to the WND website and by golly, the scales have fallen from my eyes. Not only have I been convinced that Obama was born in Kenya but I also now know that [unemployment is at 17.3%](http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=263409), [California wants lesbians as mandatory role models](http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=262485)\*, that Christianity [is taking over the world](http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=245201) [except in America](http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=182661), and [how teaching Arabic as a second language must be stopped because](http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=263189)…actually I couldn’t figure out what the hell Chuck was talking about there. Something to do with immigrants and making sure Michelle Obama didn’t tell you to eat your vegetables. But clearly it’s a completely credible source of information about everything. How could we have doubted him? \*and I’ve already ordered my copy of “The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised as Freedom” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/159 "2011-02-14T13:21:01Z")
Heh…good old Wing Nut Daily… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/160 "2011-02-14T13:34:44Z")
> [@Champion-of-Truth](#): > > User Hostile wrote: > > Well that’s because I am uncouth and rude. I burp at the table too! Not to worry, I’m pretty sure your invite to the SDMB Christmas party has been lost already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113.md?page=9)