# Champion-of-Truth and his "sources"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 12, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113 "2011-02-12T07:22:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/161 "2011-02-14T14:11:05Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [insert your own crude, sexist joke about the difficulty of finding Hawaiian virgins]

C’mon, I’m sure they have Star Trek conventions in Hawaii, it can’t be THAT hard to find some virgins.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/162 "2011-02-14T14:27:34Z")

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Let me get this straight: **Starkers** finally finds a soulmate to run his innumerable errands with, and now you kids are all over him? On Valentine’s Day no less.

Jeez, tough crowd!

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/163 "2011-02-14T15:24:36Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> Let me get this straight: **Starkers** finally finds a soulmate to run his innumerable errands with, and now you kids are all over him? On Valentine’s Day no less.

It’s kind of touching. Reminds me of Cat Stevens’ “Father and Son,” only with a lot more latent racism, paranoia, and profane screeching.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/164 "2011-02-14T16:37:38Z")

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Huh. That was faster than I expected.

Oh well. Auf Wiedersehen my little dumpling of fury!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/165 "2011-02-14T16:48:45Z")

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[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, **Champion**.

Or been burned, whatever.

[/Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/champion-of-truth-and-his-sources/571113/166 "2011-02-14T18:43:48Z")

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Since the subject of the OP is no longer with us, I’m going to close this.

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