# Change A Letter (Or: the films they SHOULD have made...)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 1, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101 "2004-07-01T20:11:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101/41 "2004-07-03T02:36:44Z")

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$hitty $hitty Bang Bang - Englishman & his kids romance a factory owner’s daughter during a running gun battle in a sewage treatment plant.

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**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101/42 "2004-07-03T02:54:07Z")

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Forrest Hump: A story of a man who humps in the forest.

Crease: musical about ironing.

Cruel Inventions: documentary about torture devices.

Slim Fan: a girl who is stalked for being slim.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101/43 "2004-07-03T03:13:10Z")

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> [@if6was9](#):
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> **White Men Can’t Hump** - XXX… 'nuff said…

That one actually exists!

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101/44 "2004-07-03T06:11:00Z")

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**O Bother, Where Art Thou?** - the Coen Brothers take on Winnie-the-Pooh.  
**Big Fist** - a son tries to sort through his father’s stories about all the bar fights he’s won over the years.  
**Spirited Amway** - the animated classic about a young girl who finds herself caught in an otherworldly pyramid scheme.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-a-letter-or-the-films-they-should-have-made/253101/45 "2004-07-03T21:57:09Z")

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Fahrenheit **4** 11: History and general information about the Fahrenheit temperature scale.  
Bac **h** to the Future: The famous composer gets sent to the future…with hilarious results.  
Independence Da **d** : In this exciting sequel, we follow Will Smith’s character’s exploits in fatherhood.  
**A** , Robot: We gave them 3 laws of behavior, but forgot the 3+ rules of comma usage.  
Bla **m** ing Saddles: Hey, it’s not my fault I can’t ride a horse.

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