# Change one letter in a title to make a better title **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 24, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844 "2006-07-24T17:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/21 "2006-07-24T22:45:55Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Other than _8 Simple Rules for Eating My Teen-Age Daughter,_ I got nothin’. [/QUOTE] Sometimes quality beats quantity! ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/22 "2006-07-24T22:50:07Z")
Fry the Beloved Country The Cunt of Monte Cristo ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/23 "2006-07-24T22:55:06Z")
How many of you are waiting for somebody else to do something with _The Mighty Ducks_? ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/24 "2006-07-24T23:11:40Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] How many of you are waiting for somebody else to do something with _The Mighty Ducks_? [/QUOTE] The . . . _Tighty_ Ducks? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/25 "2006-07-24T23:29:34Z")
[QUOTE=Linty Fresh] The . . . _Tighty_ Ducks? [/QUOTE] Close! ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/26 "2006-07-24T23:31:59Z")
A Beautiful Mink Remains of the Lay Cocky ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/27 "2006-07-25T00:27:39Z")
Annie Ball So many possibilities … I’ll go with this; \* A new extreme sport which utilizes a curly haired little orphan girl.\* Enema of the People Thankfully, there was no review of this movie at press time. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/28 "2006-07-25T00:51:20Z")
Citizen Kant - the rise and fall of the last major German philosopher of the Enlightenment. Blame Runner Back to the Suture - A failed sugeon goes back in time to re-enroll in medical school Blazing Paddles Planes of the Apes Raiders of the Lost Arm Crease The Right Snuff The Princess Bribe ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/29 "2006-07-25T00:57:18Z")
**Good Night, and Good Fuck** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/30 "2006-07-25T01:00:14Z")
The Whitey Duckkks? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/31 "2006-07-25T01:02:23Z")
May I sneak in an apostrophe since I have a Southern accent? **Brokeback Mountin’** [/cheating] ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/32 "2006-07-25T01:18:14Z")
Dead Man Wanking The Green Milk Ferris Bueller’s Lay Off The Lion Kink Sad Max Taterworld Night Club Pink Floyd: The Mall The Empire Strokes Back Deep Threat Private Pants The Nigger Movie 28 Lays Later One Fine Gay ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/33 "2006-07-25T01:21:56Z")
All That Jizz ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/34 "2006-07-25T01:52:55Z")
_Chicken Gun The Truth About Cars and Dogs Like Wafer for Chocolate Massage in a Bottle Pee Season White Men Can’t Dump The Thin Red Wine Lipo and Stitch_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/35 "2006-07-25T02:04:31Z")
_Bring John Malkovich Prude and Prejudice Babette’s Yeast The Out-of-Downers My Wife as a Dog Sluts of Beverly Hills_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/36 "2006-07-25T02:06:01Z")
…and one TV show: _Growing Up Zotti_ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/37 "2006-07-25T04:17:55Z")
\*Snakes on a Plant Couch of Evil Lawn of the Dead White Teat Tight Club\* (Presumably about the Drones] …but most of all: _Seven_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/38 "2006-07-25T04:40:57Z")
_Twilight of the Cockranches_, of course. 😃 And _Bugger My Neighbour_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/39 "2006-07-25T12:30:26Z")
The Sith Sense: I see dead Jedi. What’s Eating Gilbert Rape. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844/40 "2006-07-25T13:21:44Z")
_Goyz n the Hood 12 Donkeys The Spanish Poisoner Lord of the Fries On the Bench Woman Holiday Sons and Losers History of the World, Fart I Hannah and her Fisters_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-a-title-to-make-a-better-title/365844.md?page=3)