# Change one letter in one word and wreck an entire sentence **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 26, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581 "2009-02-26T23:40:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/81 "2009-03-01T04:28:29Z")
Thank Dul! EMT made Wham! sermon to the blown end, invoked, as pork from Dante, about three pillars of plaice. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/82 "2009-03-01T05:22:31Z")
Thank Dul! EMT made Wham! sermon to the blown ending, ['voked](http://jingzen.avatarofblue.com/2008/04/30/jingzen-5-who-voked-who/), as pork from Dante, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/83 "2009-03-01T15:00:43Z")
Thank Dul! Ent made Wham! sermon to the blown ending, ['voked](http://jingzen.avatarofblue.com/2008/04/30/jingzen-5-who-voked-who/), as pork from Dante, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/84 "2009-03-01T15:04:38Z")
Thank Dul! Ent made Wham! sermon to the blown ending, 'voked, as pork from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/85 "2009-03-01T15:09:57Z")
Thank Dul! Lent made Wham! sermon to the blown ending, 'voked, as pork from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/86 "2009-03-01T16:59:31Z")
Thank Dul! Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, 'voked, as pork from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/87 "2009-03-01T17:04:15Z")
Thank Dul! Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, yoked, as pork from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/88 "2009-03-01T18:00:00Z")
To Hank Dul: Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, yoked, as pork from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/89 "2009-03-01T18:22:49Z")
To Hank Dul: Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, yoked, as porn from dance, about three pillars of plaice ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/90 "2009-03-01T18:35:13Z")
So to answer you question, it took 35 changes to become pornographic. To Hank Dul: Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, yoked, as porn from dance, about three-pillar soft plaice ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/91 "2009-03-01T18:40:33Z")
> [@Bootis](#): > > So to answer you question, it took 35 changes to become pornographic. > > To Hank Dul: Lent made “Ew, ham!” sermon to the blown ending, yoked, as porn from dance, about three-pillar soft plaice Yeah, but I pushed it. 😛 The blasphemy is still out there lurking. BTW, there’s nothing wrong with somebody starting a brand new target of abuse. Maybe something with some proper nouns that could become fodder pretty quickly, or some quaint terminology that’s just barely understandable. Here’s a sample from MAD back in the 50’s: “It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.” (any clue if that has a translation to English?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/92 "2009-03-01T22:26:10Z")
It’s crackers to slap a rozzer the dropsy in snide. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/93 "2009-03-02T21:37:20Z")
It’s crackers to slap a rozzer the dropsy inside. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/94 "2009-03-03T21:17:59Z")
It’s crackers to slap a rozzer the dropsy in [Sipe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Sipe). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/95 "2009-03-03T23:10:55Z")
It’s crackers to slap a rozzer the dropsy in pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/96 "2009-03-04T00:46:11Z")
It’s crackers to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/97 "2009-03-04T01:51:25Z")
ATS crackers to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/98 "2009-03-04T02:13:24Z")
ATS crackers to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pie. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/99 "2009-03-04T02:40:09Z")
Ass crack. ERs to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pie. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-one-letter-in-one-word-and-wreck-an-entire-sentence/487581/100 "2009-03-04T19:17:36Z")
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