# Change the Letter game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 19, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957 "2003-12-19T13:51:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/1 "2003-12-19T13:51:30Z")

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A few years ago, I read a neat article about a contest where college students were to take a brand name – any brand name – and change, add, or take away one single letter to form a new brand. A short blurb must be given.

Example:

**Car and Drivel** - Monthly magazine featuring automotive nonsense.

**Preparation I** - To cure the swelling of an enlarged ego.  
Anyway, that’s it. Let’s see what you all have got. 🙂

- Adam

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**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/2 "2003-12-19T19:22:35Z")

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**Coca Colt** - A white powdery stallion

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**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/3 "2003-12-19T19:27:07Z")

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**Zerox** - Copy cats

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**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/4 "2003-12-19T19:29:00Z")

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Macrosoft: The largest packages, worldwide  
Feesecups: You don’t even want to know  
John Beere: You’re favorite tractors now with built in six pack cooler

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/5 "2003-12-19T19:51:44Z")

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Poop Tarts - Start your day off with a laxative filled pastry treat.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/6 "2003-12-19T20:04:16Z")

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Purger King – You only rent our sandwiches!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/7 "2003-12-19T20:06:33Z")

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Fritos Porn Chips - Now in a Big GrabAss size

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**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/8 "2003-12-19T20:15:28Z")

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Wifesavers: It’s the edible wedding ring  
Pudwiesers: The gay alcoholic’s choice  
Batorade: When you’re all alone and need that extra bit of energy

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/9 "2003-12-19T20:36:46Z")

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Land O’ Jakes Butter - Come taste the best that milking a male turkey can offer. Now available in Whipped or Salted.

Rotz Crackers - Everything tastes on a Rotz.

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/10 "2003-12-19T20:42:06Z")

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Shredded What - We’re not sure what it is but we expect you to eat it for breakfast.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/11 "2003-12-19T21:17:44Z")

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Bugger King - we put the meat between your baps  
Orable - we make databases that make you suffer  
Home Despot - you will do it our way

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**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/12 "2003-12-19T21:40:13Z")

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**Burger Kong** - The incredible edible primate

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/13 "2003-12-19T21:49:05Z")

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This is great! Keep 'em coming!

**Straight Hope** - Cecil’s last-ditch effort before ignorance _completely_ takes over.

**Layboy** - Preferred periodical of Michael Jackson.

**Haagen-Ditz** - No one ever said ice cream made you smarter.

- Adam

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/14 "2003-12-19T22:07:13Z")

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Bed Bull - the energy drink for your libido

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/15 "2003-12-19T22:28:09Z")

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Ladyboy Recliners - That female nude is not all she seems to be

Bed, Bath, and Beyonce - Noiw that is what I call a good night in.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/16 "2003-12-19T22:52:42Z")

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Cack in the box - Freshly packed for your delight.

In/Out Bugger - when Bugger King just doesn’t hit the spot.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/17 "2003-12-19T22:57:31Z")

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Seers - We know what you want.

Pizza Hun - You call, the Horde delivers.

Barby’s - Roast beef sammiches that come in physically impossible dimensions.

Bust Buy - Leave your wallet at the door, please.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/18 "2003-12-19T23:36:21Z")

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– locally there is a Mediteranian restaurant that has hommos dip on its menu, to go with that there could be …  
Subgays, Safegays, The Good Gays, and The Homo Improvement Center.

Starfucks - if you want something hot and fresh

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/19 "2003-12-20T02:42:38Z")

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Worner Bros. - Producing the same tired moves year after year.

General Eclectic - Innovating for the weirder side of life.

Dodged - Sidestepping sensible carmaking for over 50 years.

Barnes & Nubile - People don’t come here for the books you know.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/change-the-letter-game/219957/20 "2003-12-20T02:47:22Z")

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Amerika Online - In my country, internet surfs you

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