# Changed Title: RIP Tanya Roberts \[death now confirmed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** celebrity-death\
**Created:** [January 4, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643 "2021-01-04T17:06:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/21 "2021-01-05T13:03:46Z")

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> [@Dropo](#):
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> If it’s true she is still alive, it’s probably her greatest performance ever.

Schrodinger’s Act?

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**Author:** ![GMANCANADA](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gmancanada/32/2837_2.png) [@GMANCANADA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GMANCANADA)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/22 "2021-01-05T14:34:17Z")

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I’m not dead, I feel happy!!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uBxMPqxJGqI/maxresdefault.jpg "Monty Python Not Dead Yet clip") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBxMPqxJGqI)

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/23 "2021-01-05T14:36:19Z")

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Schrodinger’s angel?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/24 "2021-01-05T14:51:12Z")

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This is just the break her career needs!

The five stages of a Hollywood career.

Who is Tanya Roberts?  
Get me Tanya Roberts!  
Get me a Tanya Roberts type.  
Get me a young Tanya Roberts.  
Tanya Roberts faked her death in a poorly-thought out publicity ploy.\*

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\*not really, but it makes the joke work

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/25 "2021-01-05T15:22:04Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> This is just the break her career needs!
> 
> The five stages of a Hollywood career.
> 
> Who is Tanya Roberts?  
> Get me Tanya Roberts!  
> Get me a Tanya Roberts type.  
> Get me a young Tanya Roberts.  
> Tanya Roberts faked her death in a poorly-thought out publicity ploy.\*
> 
> .
> 
> \*not really, but it makes the joke work -

She’s just angling for the lead role in the remake of [Death Becomes Her.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Becomes_Her)

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**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/26 "2021-01-05T15:53:56Z")

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It appears she is dead. Again.

> **[Tanya Roberts Has Died](https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/01/tanya-roberts-death)**
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> After a bizarre 24 hours, the actor has been pronounced dead at 65.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/27 "2021-01-05T15:58:00Z")

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Oh weIll.  
I guess Blue Oyster Cult doesn’t need to write a sequel to Joan Crawford after all.

RIP, Tanya - I remember you well from Playboy.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/28 "2021-01-05T16:10:36Z")

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> [@blue\_infinity](#):
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> It appears she is dead.

Sorry, but I fell for this once already.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/29 "2021-01-05T16:11:33Z")

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> [@blue\_infinity](#):
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> It appears she is dead. Again.

You think it will take this time?

RIP, Tanya. Again.

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/30 "2021-01-05T16:13:56Z")

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You only live twice, I guess.

RIP Tanya…

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/31 "2021-01-05T16:17:54Z")

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> [@GMANCANADA](#):
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> I’m not dead, I feel happy!!

(Paraphrasing Spamalot’s He’s not dead yet)

[Wack to the head noise]  
…  
“Well now she’s dead  
You whacked her on the head  
Sure, now she’s dead  
It makes me just see red  
You are such a brute  
To murder that old coot  
You homicidal bastard, now she’s really dead…  
Who is the knave who put her in her grave  
And who needs to manage his anger?” 🎵

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/32 "2021-01-05T16:21:31Z")

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Better change the thread title. Again.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/33 "2021-01-05T16:23:36Z")

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_She’s not only merely dead.  
She’s really most sincerely dead._

Not that I’m calling her a witch or anything.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/34 "2021-01-05T16:27:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> She’s just angling for the lead role in the remake of [Death Becomes Her.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Becomes_Her) -

Make that [Dead Again](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Again).

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/35 "2021-01-05T17:16:51Z")

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Would it be appropriate to say she’s the new Abe Vigoda?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/36 "2021-01-05T18:42:13Z")

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> [@Guy\_Incognito](#):
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> You only live twice, I guess.

No, she was in that other movie.

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**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/37 "2021-01-05T18:49:50Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Would it be appropriate to say she’s the new Abe Vigoda? -

Briefly.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/38 "2021-01-05T19:40:28Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Make that [Dead Again](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Again).

Title updated (again).

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/39 "2021-01-05T20:15:45Z")

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Oh, that Midge–always confused.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changed-title-rip-tanya-roberts-death-now-confirmed/929643/40 "2021-01-06T05:32:35Z")

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I’ll believe Tanya Roberts has died when you pry me from her cold, dead fingers.

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