# Changing your look for the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 21, 2014, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653 "2014-07-21T06:41:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/181 "2014-07-25T20:34:55Z")
The ice cream truck came for the day care rug rats. I bought some watermelon sherbet. I have been holding the little carton as I waste time at work. I believe my fingers are frost bitten. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/182 "2014-07-25T20:40:02Z")
I had to close my window, my mother decided to put the A/C on and she sent Sah-son in to make sure I closed my window. It’s supposed to go down to 63 so I’ll open my window tonight. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/183 "2014-07-25T21:09:52Z")
Worked. Did laundry. Having a beer at the Bistro before pravtice. > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > I chopped all my hair off last week… does that count? > > O hai, by the way! \*\* PEARL [\b]!!! : tackle hug : > [@MsRobyn](#): > > Blurf. > > Had an early job interview that went VERY well. (I think, but I’m not the most reliable in such matters.) Now I’m going to go for a walk to conduct some personal bidness and take advantage of some gorgeous weather. While I’m out, I may as well get some NOL because I’ve got some irk to do this afternoon. > > Bethany’s getting better. She’s had two doses of antibiotics so far and absolutely hates it. Squirting crappy-tasting goop down a cat’s throat is difficult enough with two people; it’s worse with one. I hope I gave her enough. Glad she’s getting better. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/184 "2014-07-25T21:09:55Z")
Pizza and watermelon have been ingested. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/185 "2014-07-25T21:28:31Z")
I thought “Hey, it’s a nice afternoon. I’m going to sit on the porch and read.” Every mosquito in a five-mile radius heard, “Hey, someone with tasty feet is going to be outside!” So itchy. So very itchy. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/186 "2014-07-25T21:34:50Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Pizza and watermelon have been ingested. YUM! That combo would give me a horrible belly ache. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/187 "2014-07-25T21:51:21Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > That combo would give me a horrible belly ache. We had beer as well. This was eat like a juvenile night apparently. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/188 "2014-07-25T22:16:19Z")
Beer and pizza I could do it’s the watermelon that would do me in. I like watermelon but I have to be careful with it, for whatever reason I will get a tummy ache if I eat it after certain foods. Like I could never eat it after crabs, but I could eat it after chicken. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/189 "2014-07-25T22:26:03Z")
I want watermelon, dammit. But instead, I’ll get some cherries, then recline the night away. _ **MWAH!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/190 "2014-07-25T22:29:07Z")
Watermelon is a vile and nasty fruit, fit only for the pigs. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/191 "2014-07-25T22:34:17Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Like I could never eat it after crabs, but I could eat it after chicken. Could you eat it with a fox? Could you eat in in a box? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/192 "2014-07-25T23:18:29Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > Watermelon is a vile and nasty fruit, fit only for the pigs. It is a fine, noble fruit. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/193 "2014-07-26T01:07:58Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It is a fine, noble fruit. > :dubious: I agree with you, sir. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/194 "2014-07-26T01:12:40Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Beer and pizza I could do > it’s the watermelon that would do me in. > > I like watermelon but I have to be careful with it, for whatever reason I will get a tummy ache if I eat it after certain foods. > Like I could never eat it after crabs, but I could eat it after chicken. Odd. Maybe the crabs are what ‘get’ you. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I want watermelon, dammit. But instead, I’ll get some cherries pale substitute > [@SpazCat](#): > > Watermelon is a vile and nasty fruit, fit only for the pigs. Boo! > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Could you eat it with a fox? > Could you eat in in a box? I would eat it in the rain, I would eat it on a plane. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It is a fine, noble fruit. > [@dogbutler](#): > > I agree with you, sir. especially when doused with vodka or rum. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/195 "2014-07-26T01:14:04Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It is a fine, noble fruit. > :dubious: > [@dogbutler](#): > > I agree with you, sir. Well, there’s no help for you. You are Philistines. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/196 "2014-07-26T01:29:07Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I would eat it in the rain, I would eat it on a plane. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/197 "2014-07-26T01:30:35Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I agree with you, sir. Then I must reconsider my opinion. Philistine. :rolleyes: This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 4 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/198 "2014-07-26T02:00:03Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Odd. Maybe the crabs are what ‘get’ you.pale substitute > > Boo! > I would eat it in the rain, I would eat it on a plane. > > especially when doused with vodka or rum. I have all three. 😃 > [@SpazCat](#): > > Well, there’s no help for you. You are Philistines. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Then I must reconsider my opinion. > > Philistine. > > :rolleyes: > > This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 4 seconds. You take that back! I’m from Wisconsin, not Philly!:mad: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/199 "2014-07-26T03:26:10Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > You take that back! I’m from Wisconsin, not Philly!:mad: Still a damned yankee. :rolleyes: How is the ice fishing up there? Nothing insulting to say about Wisconsin, it is so… Wisconsin. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/200 "2014-07-26T03:46:21Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Still a damned yankee. > :rolleyes: > > How is the ice fishing up there? > Nothing insulting to say about Wisconsin, it is so… Wisconsin. > :rolleyes: Bless your heart. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653.md?page=11)