# Changing your look for the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 21, 2014, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653 "2014-07-21T06:41:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/81 "2014-07-23T11:06:38Z")

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Depends on the kind of wine you like… 😉

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**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/82 "2014-07-23T11:24:06Z")

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If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

(Boom-Boom!)

Real foggy this morning and huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumid! Blech! I am ready for a nap!

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/83 "2014-07-23T11:28:43Z")

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Happy Hump Day!

It’s a bright sunny 72 degrees with a projected high of _92!_  
I have to go out today, I said I’d let hellpup out.  
Outside of that the only thing to do today is irk.  
Happy Belated Anniversary **Blue** , I’m glad your hubbie is ok.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/84 "2014-07-23T11:29:36Z")

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Up and caffeinated. Work, then watching hockey practice.

**BBBobbio** , I’m leaning towards the homeless wino bit, myself.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/85 "2014-07-23T11:49:57Z")

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Blurf. It’s very hot here today, nice to look at but not so nice to work in since the only aircon we get is from opening a window and turning on a fan.

Fortunately it is pub night so I have that to look forward to - country pub with a nice beer garden and some fine weather to enjoy it in. Only four hours to go and I’m out of here!

I still have leftovers from Monday night’s dinner in the fridge so I don’t even have to cook tonight. Bonus, indeed.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/86 "2014-07-23T12:17:59Z")

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buh-lerf!

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/87 "2014-07-23T12:53:29Z")

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Glad to hear Mr. Blue is fine. Chest pain is a scary thing.

Blurf and double blurf. Been having the landlord over a little too often for my tastes, and it’s driving me nuts. (That the landlord happens to be my in-laws makes things awkward.) Oh, well. Stuff is getting done for good, so that’s a plus.

I went over to a friend’s house yesterday to learn to actually use a radio. I’ve got the highest class of license, so there’s literally nothing I can’t do, but I’ve never actually done it outside of a controlled environment. That changed yesterday. I talked to people in Houston, Texas; somewhere in Kentucky; W1AW, the ARRL mobile station currently in South Carolina; and tried to work someone in Sweden. _That_ was cool. I also know now what I need in order to get started, so that’s helpful. Now all I have to do is save my pennies and buy the stuff.

In cat news, Target found out that there’s a mewbie sharing her space. She’s hissing whenever she smells Bethany on my hands (which is often, considering that I’ve been spending time playing with her), but she’s not attacking, which is a good sign. The recent landlord visits aren’t helping her anxiety levels, either, but the visits should (I hope) end soon. The two had an inadvertent face-to-face meeting this morning when Bethany ran out of the bathroom. She ran downstairs, explored for a minute, until she encountered Target. Target hissed at her, didn’t attack (again, a good sign), but stood her ground. Bethany didn’t do anything, but she is curious and she wants to be friends. I think it’ll work out once the landlord visits end and Target accepts that she’s sharing her home with a mewbie. It just takes time and patience.

Another day, another job interview. Gotta get dressed and stuffs.

Have a good day, y’all!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/88 "2014-07-23T13:03:40Z")

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I’m sure that you have seen “[Dear Kitten](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Sn91t1V4g)”, MsRobyn.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/89 "2014-07-23T14:17:12Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I am back from my foray to the east forty. It was easy peasy so yay for that. However, there is someone big time on my list. What part of I need this form filled out and signed by somebody NOT RELATED TO YOU, makes a person first get the form filled out by his sister, then when given another blank form with the explanation the person CANNOT BE RELATED TO YOU, has his daughter fill it out. :smack: :dubious: :mad:

So, here we go on round three. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/90 "2014-07-23T14:41:01Z")

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Poor {{{ **Swampy** }}}  
I can feel your frustration.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/91 "2014-07-23T14:47:23Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> “Instant Karma’s gonna get you  
> Gonna knock you right on the head  
> You better get yourself together  
> Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead”

That was John Lennon solo, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t direct at George. He liked George more than any other of his former bandmates. And I hope your dog survives the dream. I almost didn’t.

Good morning to you all.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/92 "2014-07-23T14:49:30Z")

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**Sean! Sean! [Sean!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA)**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/93 "2014-07-23T14:53:24Z")

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\*\*swampy \*\*- perhaps the individual thinks “Not Related” means “Not Sleeping With”?? :eek: Would “Not a Family Member” be clearer perhaps?

I’ve got my suitcases out on the guest room bed and I’ve started adding some items. I doubt that I’ll need a mock turtleneck or my cardigans in the next month, or the hose or the fancy-schmancy scarves. I think I have some jeans I can pack and maybe a few shirts that won’t suffer from being folded. The dressier stuff will definitely go last, along with shoes, socks, and unders. And I’ll pack one change of clothes in the backpack that will serve as my carry-on.

Mostly I’ve put the bags out in the hopes that I don’t forget anything. But I still need to make a list.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/94 "2014-07-23T15:45:56Z")

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Am I too suspicious?

A car stopped at the corner across from me. A guy got out and I figured he was going to the corner house but instead he started walking down the street. Why would somebody be dropped off at the corner instead of where he is going?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/95 "2014-07-23T16:06:26Z")

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lots of reasons

- he didn’t want to be seen with the driver (or if he was the driver, he’s ashamed of his car)
- He’s going to be distributing flyers so he walked the farthest he’d need to and will work his way back to his car
- He’s a Jehovah’s Witness and he walked the farthest he’d need to and will work his way back to his car
- he’s casing the area for a future heist

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/96 "2014-07-23T16:21:11Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> What is the cost of living for a homeless wino?

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **BBBobbio** , I’m leaning towards the homeless wino bit, myself.

Damn 1%'ers! :mad: You can afford wine? ☹  
Yes, **Swampy** , I’m back to blue & red today. 😃  
Remember the old TV show [In Search Of](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074007/?ref_=fn_al_tt_6)? Today I will be reenacting that show with the topic being ‘a new cellular device’.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/97 "2014-07-23T16:56:10Z")

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Well, a miracle has occurred! Shall I build a shrine? Fool finally figured out NOT RELATED TO YOU, and did it right. Only took three times even! 😃

In other news, N.O.L. has been consumed. This made da bear feel better.

**Spidey** glad you’re back to your usual technicolored self. Have fun in search of cellular device. That’s another thing I hate to shop for. I do not like shoppin’ for electronics of any kind.

I have to go back out in a bit. I don’t want to cause it’s hawt out. Woe is me!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/98 "2014-07-23T17:00:24Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Well, a miracle has occurred! Shall I build a shrine? Fool finally figured out NOT RELATED TO YOU, and did it right. _Only took three times even_!

Well right there is the problem; three is an **odd** number. :smack:  
Slop (ee Joes) for N.O.L.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/99 "2014-07-23T17:18:24Z")

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Ahhh! Got the busy part of the day over with.

Like **BooFae** , tonight is a fun night with beer involved. My goal is to have a high enough score not to have to buy it. 😃

**rosie**"s sig. 🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/changing-your-look-for-the-mmp/693653/100 "2014-07-23T17:47:57Z")

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**Spidey** , you decided dinner for us - I just finished a batch of Sloppy Joes. 😃 They’ll simmer while we’re running errands. Sides will be N.O.T. tots and cuke salad. Yum!!

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