# Character Names you love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 10, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138 "2025-02-10T16:35:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/121 "2025-02-16T15:39:51Z")

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Penelope Smallbone From the Bond film Octopussy.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/122 "2025-02-16T15:58:52Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> > [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> > Or Plenty O’Toole, a woman with a male porn name for some reason.
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> The name of Lana Wood’s mammary-gifted character in the movie **Diamonds are Forever**

I once asked: if there were a female James Bond, what guy would she meet with a name like _Pussy Galore?_

And the answer was: _Roger Moore._

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/123 "2025-02-16T18:49:02Z")

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Just thought of another one. Apollo Creed from Rocky is a great boxer’s name. Rocky Balboa is not so bad, either.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/124 "2025-02-16T19:38:26Z")

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Woodhouse, Sterling Archer’s butler

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/125 "2025-02-16T20:52:16Z")

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A [list of P. G. Wodehouse characters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_P._G._Wodehouse_characters). Psmith is just the ptip of the iceberg

OT, there’s probably a similar list of actors who used their birth names, although they sound like they had to be concocted. Including [Bradford Dillman](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/dcb1904349fe668f9c6e8d974b762093e23167ba/20_44_1918_2564/master/1918.jpg?width=480&dpr=2&s=none&crop=none) and [Malachi Throne](https://www.beckett.com/timthumb.php?src=https://d3mop092koehdk.cloudfront.net/images/items_stock/468286/7698559/7698565/front.jpg&w=217&h=322&q=90)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/126 "2025-02-18T22:12:06Z")

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Princess Leigh-Cheri Furstenberg-Barcalona (from Tom Robbins’ “Still Life With Woodpecker”)

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/127 "2025-02-19T00:05:25Z")

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Rupert Pupkin - from King of Comedy (De Niro)

Captain Jack Sparrow - _but you have heard of him…_

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I first have to say that Charles Dickens was a master at making up names that fit his characters like a glove

Edward Murdstone

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/128 "2025-02-19T09:33:42Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Modern examples seem so obvious and artless by comparison.

Peake, Pratchett and Miéville all seem to do this very well.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/129 "2025-02-19T10:11:30Z")

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Beatrix Elphinstone

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/130 "2025-02-19T16:03:55Z")

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**Oom Koos** Means ‘Uncle John’ or something close in Afrikaans. A character in JM Coetzee’s The Disgrace. He wasn’t a main character or anything, but his name has stuck with me two decades after reading it in college.

There is now a rapper with that name so it stuck with that dude also.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/131 "2025-02-19T19:39:01Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> One of my all time favorites is from Ernie Kovacs - **Percy Dovetonsils**

Good one! My all time favorite is from the same era: **Clem Kadiddlehopper** (Red Skelton)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/132 "2025-02-20T13:24:22Z")

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Just thought of one that another character in the show had to explain for me: Natalie Kinkle.  
Bob Belcher: Wait. Your name is Nat King Cole?  
Nat: Yeah. Natalie Kinkle. Nat for short.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/133 "2025-02-24T03:47:39Z")

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“Animal Mother” from **Full Metal Jacket** , played by Adam Baldwin.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/134 "2026-09-14T15:43:55Z")

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Bumping this because I came across one of my favorites, Handicapper General **Diana Moon Glampers**

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/135 "2026-09-14T17:35:25Z")

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I’ve always liked “General Frank Savage,” the perfect name for a B-17 pilot.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/136 "2026-09-14T17:44:29Z")

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I didn’t see Basil Fawlty yet.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/137 "2026-09-14T17:55:39Z")

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Montgomery Scott

Pavel Andreevich Chekov

Hikaru Sulu

Nyota Uhura

Spock

Sarek

James Tiberius Kirk

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/138 "2026-09-14T17:58:08Z")

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Dr Ernest Smegma, who learns the value of “not being seen.”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/139 "2026-09-14T18:02:51Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> I didn’t see Basil Fawlty yet.

How about Jethro Q Walrustitty? 😁

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/character-names-you-love/1014138/140 "2026-09-14T20:26:37Z")

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