# Characters in movies that you'd boink in a heartbeat **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 14, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405 "2001-05-14T11:16:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/81 "2001-06-10T06:42:11Z")
Mark or Deb from Empire Records… oh jesus. ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/82 "2001-06-10T06:55:48Z")
Forget movies. Kobe Bryant of the Lakers. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/83 "2001-06-10T07:20:41Z")
Holly Golightly from _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_ … I think it’s that hat. Janet Leigh’s character from _Psycho_ Raquel Welch from _1 Million Years B.C._ Raquel Welch from any other of her films (Perhaps excluding _Myra Breckenridge_) Gwen (Jackie Bisset) from _Airport_ … I love that accent. Marilyn Monroe from _Some Like It Hot_ (Has anyone else mentioned this one? Why not?) Most likely one of Brigitte Bardot’s characters (Haven’t seen any of her films, though) Sylva Koscina from _Herecules_ and Reese Witherspoon from…well I haven’t actually seen any of her movies, but… ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/84 "2001-06-10T07:47:55Z")
Though I suspect that either could lead to cardiac arrest. May their “window-of-do-ability” never close. ---
**Author:** ![Bboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Bboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bboy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/85 "2001-06-10T07:58:56Z")
Please forgive any repeats here, as I could not bear to read the entire post before compiling my list, lest I leave someone out… just consider them to be seconds to those of you who beat me to it. > [@](#): > > **Dr. Lao** said: > Natasha Henstridge, Sil in Species > Audrey Hepburn, in Roman Holiday, My Fair Lady, Wait Until Dark, just about anything > > Boinkable? In a heartbeat. In a hummingbird heartbeat. Nicely put, Doc, and I concur enthusiastically, but your list is far too short. A few that I would submit: **Fairuza Balk** as Vicky Vallencourt in The Waterboy, and Nancy Downs in The Craft. She is just tooo pretty. **Linda Hamilton** as Sarah Conner in T1, T2 etc. Those lips, that bod, I can see why they time-traveled to get to her. **Mimi Rogers** in I don’t care what. Awesome. **Marilu Henner** as Lil in Johnny Dangerously. **Kate Capshaw** as Willie Scott in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom… way hot. **Marisa Tomei** as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny, and as Caroline in Untamed Heart **Sandra Bullock** in everything she’s ever done. **Ellen Barkin** as Aunt Star in Desert Bloom and as Anne Osborne in The Big Easy **Kim Bassinger** as Nadia Gates in Blind Date. **Michelle Pfeifer** as Cat Woman, and lots of other roles. **Rosie Perez** as Gloria Clemente in White Men Can’t Jump…Hot to death. **Renee Zellweger** as Dorothy in Jerry Mcguire …Oh baby. **Andie Macdowell** as Carrie in Four Weddings and a Funeral … gorgeous. **Kelly Mcgillis** as Charlotte Blackwood in Top Gun. **Sigourney Weaver** as Lt. Ripley in Alien, Aliens. **Demi Moore** as Erin Grant in Striptease, for one of many possible examples. **Sela Ward** in anything. She is to die for. **Rebecca De Mornay** as Lana in Risky Business…what a train ride! **Mira Sorvino** as Romy White in Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion **Lisa Kudrow** as Michele Weinberger also in Romy and Michele’s H.S.R. **Rosanna Arquette** as Roberta Glass in Desperately Seeking Susan. Way hotter than Madonna IMHO. Or pick anything else, she’s irresistible. **Daphne Zuniga** as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs. **Sean Young** as Lieutenant Lois Einhorn (A.K.A. Ray Finkle) in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. **Annette Bening** as Carolyn in American Beauty **Angelina Jolie** as Mary Bell in Pushing Tin or as Lisa Rowe in Girl Interrupted. What lips. I can’t wait to see her in Tomb Raider. **Ashley Judd** as Elizabeth Parsons in Double Jeopardy. The reason all these women are at the top of my personal list, is a singular one: They are all DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS, MAKE-A-PREACHER-KICK-OUT-A-STAINED-GLASS-WINDOW, KILLER BABES! I’m sure I’ve missed several too. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/86 "2001-06-10T14:49:53Z")
Except for Wolverine, no one seems to have posted characters that couldn’t exist in the real world. so NightBreed- Shuna Sassi-Gorgeous woman with poisonous quills “Love and death in the same extraordinary woman.” Chocolat-Imagine Naomi Campbell crossed with a catfish ``` Hellraiser- The Female cenobite with no name Smoker Angelique ``` I’m surprised no one has confessed a werewolf or vampire fetish. No woman wants the fanged Nicholson of Wolf? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/87 "2001-06-10T17:22:06Z")
King Mongkut (\*\* Chow Yun Fat \*\* ) in \* Anna and The King \* . Did ever a man so perfectly embody every single quality one desires in a man? Intelligence, compassion, tenderness, wit, strength, beauty, power, passion…everything. A nine-course meal of excellent human qualities. There are others, but that is the one that pops to mind. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/88 "2001-06-10T17:24:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > I’m surprised no one has confessed a werewolf or vampire > fetish. No woman wants the fanged Nicholson of Wolf? \*\* Not really my type. But I wouldn’t half mind the vampire Ingrid Pitt played in _The Vampire Lovers_. ---
**Author:** ![Tornado\_Siren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Tornado\_Siren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tornado_Siren)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/89 "2001-06-10T17:48:17Z")
ya know, I really dislike Wesley Snipes…But I would do the character Blade in a heartbeat. The ultimate in Romance there. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Daniel\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/90 "2001-06-11T02:53:42Z")
“Tessa” from Highlander:the Series “Dr. Crusher” from Star Trek:TNG “Sharon Stone” from The Flintstones Alice Krige in anything the female lead in “COD” “Roque” in X-men ---
**Author:** ![Blueberry\_Buckle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@Blueberry\_Buckle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueberry_Buckle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/91 "2001-06-11T04:33:47Z")
Dusty (George Strait) in “Pure Country” But that is simply because he wants me so daggone bad!!! ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/92 "2001-06-11T04:55:32Z")
Ohh yes that’s who I forgot. Blade by Wesley Snipes Deacon Frost by I can’t remember his name right now. The criminal guy from Pitch Black… with the silver eyes y’know? Lestat by Tom Cruise The vamp played by Antonio Banderas Um _blushes_ This may have some physical complications… Draco by Sean Connery Julian Luna by… um I can’t recall his name… from Kindred The Enbraced Cash by Channon Roe also Kindred the Embraced Nicholas Knight by whatshisname from Forever Knight _is too tired to really think of names of people or c’s… is just heading to bed to dream of these guys_ ---
**Author:** ![exchicagoan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@exchicagoan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exchicagoan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/93 "2001-06-11T07:15:14Z")
I can’t believe that I forgot— RUFUS SEWELL in MIDDLEMARCH (TV) COLIN FIRTH in TV version of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE. MICHAEL CAINE in ZULU ALSO— I’m stunned that none of the guys mentioned the ripe 17/18 year old ELIZABETH TAYLOR in A PLACE IN THE SUN. ---
**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/94 "2001-06-11T07:44:04Z")
Okay…reading this thread has made me remember old crushes and newer ones, but the one that tops my list is **Michael Samuel** played by Roy Dupuis in **La Femme Nikita** He is so dark and mysterious and has a thick ass! (This sounds funny, but if you have seen him, you know what I mean. That muscley bubble butt and thick thighs…GULP! Of course I want him for his mind as well…😉 Brendan Frasier is on my list also, but Michael is my obsession! ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/95 "2001-06-12T01:12:50Z")
you are all fools ASHLEY JUDD as Ensign Robin Lefler in the Star Trek TNG episode “The Game” LINDA CARDELLINI as Lindsey Weir (sp?) in Freaks and Geeks SANDRA BULLOCK in a lot of things, but most definitely Demolition Man KATE WINSLET as Rose in TITANIC ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405/96 "2001-06-12T01:40:03Z")
Uh… **Holly Wood** from Cool World **Jessica Rabbit** From Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Duh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-in-movies-that-youd-boink-in-a-heartbeat/65405.md?page=4)