# Characters who are too damn whiney!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 10, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374 "2012-03-10T07:54:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/21 "2012-03-11T03:32:39Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> Luke Skywalker.

I’m with you about Tashi Station and the power converters (the whine of which would and has come out of the mouths of every single teenager asked to do something by his parental units) but what else?

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/22 "2012-03-11T03:44:47Z")

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Pamela Ewing on _Dallas_.  
Marcy Rhodes D’Arcy on _Married w/ Children_  
Darrin Stevens on _Bewitched_  
Rebecca Howe on _Cheers_

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/23 "2012-03-11T04:05:06Z")

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> [@Jamicat](#):
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> Doug and Wendy

In fairness, the symptoms of diverticulitis are really annoying.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/24 "2012-03-11T14:02:22Z")

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> [@Sitnam](#):
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> I’m with you about Tashi Station and the power converters (the whine of which would and has come out of the mouths of every single teenager asked to do something by his parental units) but what else?

Fighting the remote, until he actually was able to employ the force.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/25 "2012-03-11T16:29:21Z")

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Harry Potter.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/26 "2012-03-11T16:39:10Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I’m going to preface this by saying that I love both of these shows, but both Ted and JD are both pretty big whiners on How I Met Your Mother and Scrubs. In fact, I consider them pretty similar characters in a lot of respects. In fact, other then the goofiness in Scrubs, the shows pretty similar as well.

YES and YES. I have specifically avoided dating Ted and JD types. I might want a romantic fella but not if it comes with all that whining too.

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**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/27 "2012-03-11T17:46:06Z")

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And Luke was really whiny on Dagobah too when he wanted to see Yoda  
I give him a pass because we see his maturation by the end

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/28 "2012-03-11T18:04:09Z")

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Scott Sommers, aka Cyclops of the X-Men.

Wah ‘‘My eyes! My cursed eyes!’’  
Wah ‘‘O, this burden of responsibility!’’  
Wah ‘‘I was an orphan!’’

He acts like he corners the market on mutant suffering. I mean, Rogue can’t even _touch_ people and she complains less than he does.

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**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/29 "2012-03-11T18:44:18Z")

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Walter White Jr on Breaking Bad.

Not because of his speech impediment, but because the character is a whiny, self absorbed, narcissistic man-child.

He offers little to the plot development and hurts an otherwise excellent show.

He could be the target of a hit, and I would cheer.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/30 "2012-03-11T19:06:38Z")

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Every couple on property brothers.

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**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/31 "2012-03-11T19:44:33Z")

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> [@Critical\_Mass](#):
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> Walter White Jr on Breaking Bad.
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> Not because of his speech impediment, but because the character is a whiny, self absorbed, narcissistic man-child.
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> He offers little to the plot development and hurts an otherwise excellent show.
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> He could be the target of a hit, and I would cheer.

He’s in _high school_.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/32 "2012-03-11T19:51:56Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Caillou.

My husband and I used to joke about how his parents secretly despised him.

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**Author:** ![Tess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/33 "2012-03-11T23:56:01Z")

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Sara on CSI. I could watch the gross out shots without batting an eye but her non-stop complaining drove me off.  
In one episode she whined that her high-profile case was getting all the attention while a simpler case was overlooked (still manned, processed and closed-just not well enough for her). A few episodes later she got assigned a low-priority case and spent the whole time whining that she was missing out on the more important murder across town.

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/34 "2012-03-11T23:58:13Z")

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I stopped watching Everybody Loves Raymond because I couldn’t stand that horrible wife of his.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/35 "2012-03-12T00:14:52Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Darrin Stevens on _Bewitched_

I’ve always hated that dick.\* Endora was entirely justified.

- Both of them.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/36 "2012-03-12T00:47:23Z")

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Dr Zachary Smith  
I win.

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/37 "2012-03-12T19:33:37Z")

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> [@Jamicat](#):
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> Doug and Wendy

But they have a reser_vaaaa_tion!

I found myself comparing Katniss Everdeen of [_The Hunger Games_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14851427&posted=1#post14851427) to Shinji Ikari of [_Neon Genesis Evangelion_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_(anime)). Without spoiling too much from either story, I’d like to say that if the future of human civilization rests on your shoulders, you’d better find a way to make them capable instead of curling into a fetal position and wishing you were somewhere else!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/38 "2012-03-13T03:04:33Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> Luke Skywalker.

Once, when my son was pleading to do something before he’d done his homework, I did an over-the-top whine: \*“But, Uncle Owwwwen, I wanted to go into Toshi Staaaation…” \*The rest of the neighbor kids cracked up, and my daughter did the cutest “grownup guy” voice: **“You can waste time with your friends when you finish your homework… Luke.”**

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/39 "2012-03-13T11:17:21Z")

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Shut up, Shinji!

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**Author:** ![akrako1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@akrako1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akrako1)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/characters-who-are-too-damn-whiney/615374/40 "2012-03-13T22:56:51Z")

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I’ll have to nominate the Doctor’s first few female companions:  
His Granddaughter (???) Susan, Vicki, Jo Grant and even Sarah Jane Smith. Before they decided it was the 70’s and they needed a strong female (Leela), all of the companions were pretty damn whiney! lots of irrational screaming and complaining…

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