# Charles Manson is gravely ill (again)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750 "2017-11-16T05:15:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/21 "2017-11-16T19:53:57Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> The article says his next parole hearing is in 2027. I suppose it is bad of me to want him to recover enough to make it until then, so the board can tell him No again.

IIRC, the only reason he gets parole hearings in the first place is, when Caliofornia’s Supreme Court declared its death penalty unconstitutional (early 1970s, I believe), by some quirk in California law at the time, all death sentences had to be changed to life _with_ the possibility of parole. (I think this is why Sirhan B. Sirhan gets parole hearings as well.)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/22 "2017-11-16T19:56:03Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> He would be taken in by one or more confused women. Even the Menendez Brothers have been able to find wives.

IOW somebody wants to fuck the crazy.

> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#):
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> QFT. It’s how I survived two years in jail, and it has served me well many times since then. Nobody wants to fuck with the crazy.

But OTOH nobody does.

The amazing thing is both of these are really true. For different definitions of that very versatile word “fuck”. What a language! 😃

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/23 "2017-11-16T20:01:20Z")

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> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#):
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> QFT. It’s how I survived two years in jail, and it has served me well many times since then. Nobody wants to fuck with the crazy.

Except the police, prosecutor, judge and prison guards who put you in prison for two years?

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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/24 "2017-11-16T20:16:59Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The amazing thing is both of these are really true. For different definitions of that very versatile word “fuck”. What a language! 😃

That’s the difference of one word. Everyone wants to fuck the crazy, but they don’t want to fuck **with** it. Ain’t English grand?

> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> Except the police, prosecutor, judge and prison guards who put you in prison for two years?

They didn’t want to fuck with me, they were there to do their jobs and ensure that I was punished as per the rule of law. I had no hard feelings towards them, and I didn’t give them shit, so they mostly returned the favor. I lawyered up and turned myself in to make a deal, so I suspect I had an easier time going through the system than most.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/25 "2017-11-16T20:22:37Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> They could grant him compassionate release so he can die in a gutter somewhere.
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> Seriously, aside from the nature of his crimes, he’d never get parole because 1) nobody would give him a job; 2) nobody would give him a place to live; 3) for his own safety, it would be better not to release him into society; 4) he has no family nor any kind of support system.

> [@madsircool](#):
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> He would be taken in by one or more confused women. Even the Menendez Brothers have been able to find wives.

I thought he was married by now, but apparently the latest engagement was called off. The mind boggles.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/26 "2017-11-16T21:30:48Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> So, he’s in the prison hospital now-- but where was he before? He couldn’t have been in gen pop, or he would have been murdered in the bathroom by now. He’s a really little guy, wouldn’t be that hard to overpower. I can’t believe that someone didn’t beat Manson to death.

I thought he had been transferred to a community hospital. (Prisoners are, if they are too ill to be treated at the prison’s infirmary.)

This book came out a few years ago, and it said that 99%-plus of the people who met him could figure him out the instant they did so. It was that other \<1% who enabled him to do what he did.

> **[Manson: The Life and Times of Charles Manson: Guinn, Jeff: 9781451645170:...](https://www.amazon.com/Manson-Life-Times-Charles/dp/1451645171)**
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> Manson: The Life and Times of Charles Manson \[Guinn, Jeff\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. Manson: The Life and Times of Charles Manson

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/27 "2017-11-17T01:04:55Z")

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> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#):
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> QFT. It’s how I survived two years in jail, and it has served me well many times since then. Nobody wants to fuck with the crazy.

Aye; that’s what I’m talkin’ 'bout.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/28 "2017-11-17T02:46:56Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> Yeah. Then he can go to where ever it is that child rapists go to when they die.

Now see, I’d offer Polanski a deal: come, serve your original sentence, and in return we’ll give a baseball bat and five minutes alone with Charles Manson. Think he’d take it?

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/29 "2017-11-17T04:48:59Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> The article says his next parole hearing is in 2027. I suppose it is bad of me to want him to recover enough to make it until then, so the board can tell him No again.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

You don’t think he actually wants out, do you?

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/30 "2017-11-17T04:55:16Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I thought he was married by now, but apparently the latest engagement was called off. The mind boggles.

Prepare to be further boggled. The reports are that the wedding was called off becuase the fiance was only marrying him in a scheme to gain ownership of Manson’s body after he died, and make lots of money by putting it on display.

> **[Charles Manson’s fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse: source](https://nypost.com/2015/02/08/charles-mansons-fiancee-wanted-to-marry-him-for-his-corpse-source/)**
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> This plot was too crazy even for Charles Manson. Manson’s engagement to a woman 53 years his junior was part of a wild scheme of hers to profit by putting his body on public display after his death…

> **[Manson's Fiancee Only Wanted Him For His Dead Body:: Author](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/charles-manson-fiancee-dead-body_n_6656046)**
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> Manson's Fiancee Only Wanted Him For His Dead Body:: Author

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/31 "2017-11-17T05:00:19Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Now see, I’d offer Polanski a deal: come, serve your original sentence, and in return we’ll give a baseball bat and five minutes alone with Charles Manson. Think he’d take it?

Heck, let’s go crazy. He can have 30 minutes and an entire toolbox full of goodies.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/32 "2017-11-17T06:55:06Z")

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> [@Arkcon](#):
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> Well, how does a parole hearing for Charles Manson really sate your particular inclination?

Entertainment value?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/33 "2017-11-17T20:54:22Z")

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> [@thirdname](#):
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> Prepare to be further boggled. The reports are that the wedding was called off becuase the fiance was only marrying him in a scheme to gain ownership of Manson’s body after he died, and make lots of money by putting it on display.
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> [Charles Manson’s fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse: source](https://nypost.com/2015/02/08/charles-mansons-fiancee-wanted-to-marry-him-for-his-corpse-source/)  
> [Author Reveals How He Knows Charles Manson's Fiancee Only Wanted Him For His Corpse | HuffPost Weird News](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/10/charles-manson-fiancee-dead-body_n_6656046.html)

Color me unboggled.

That is by far the MOST logical and sane reason I can think of to want to marry Manson. It’s all the other reasons that are scary-crazy.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/34 "2017-11-17T21:23:30Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Color me unboggled.
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> That is by far the MOST logical and sane reason I can think of to want to marry Manson. It’s all the other reasons that are scary-crazy.

+1

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**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/35 "2017-11-17T23:30:35Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Entertainment value?

Hrm. I suppose I have a higher threshold than SDMB members who brows MPSIMS. However,the barely lucid ramblings of a lunatic, even this particular flavor,don’t really hold my interest. A person like Manson, whenever they seem like they have a point, and you’re going to refute it, they just switch the goalpost. I had seen it on Court TV years ago, the way he mugs for the camera and says, “Can you believe they’re doing this to me?” And I’m like, you’re Charles Manson, is there anything worthwhile in anything you’d ever say? The 60’s are done. No one drops acid and groves in an abandoned barn. The Weather Underground is gone. The Symbionese Liberation Army is gone. Abbie Hoffman checked out early. Pot is medicine now." None of Charlie’s flavor of 60’s flashback is relevant at all.

I’m given to understand, an uncle, a mountain man, told him to resist authority just for the sake of resistance – considering themselves Confederate Rebels forever. Feh. Compare that with the Dukes of Hazard – first TV show then movie, alt-right groups supporting the president, former Klan in Congress (generally repudiating their former stance,) Occupy Wall Street and then the Branch Dildonian occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

It would be amusing if Charlie could be dropped in society. But since California hasn’t lost all sanity, its not an option, despite the quixotic nature of the law after death penalty reversion.

And don’t expect too much from Roman Polanski. Yeah, he says he wished he were there. And I bet survivor guilt can do that. But he was already espousing the point that Sharon Ttet’s waifish figure was ruined by pregnancy. No longer to Roman’s taste, it would appear.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/36 "2017-11-20T06:48:10Z")

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**Charles Manson, mastermind of 1969 murders, dies at 83**

> **[Charles Manson, mastermind of 1969 murders, dies at 83](https://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-charles-manson-20171119-story.html)**
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> Charles Manson was an unlikely figure to evolve into the personification of evil.

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/37 "2017-11-20T07:00:53Z")

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Gravely ill again? If he was into Karma he came back as a fruit fly and will surely be dead again within 24 hours.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/38 "2017-11-20T14:23:54Z")

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Now he’s just “grave.” And one of the best arguments for abortion and the death penalty.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charles-manson-is-gravely-ill-again/801750/39 "2017-11-20T14:32:50Z")

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Discussion can continue in the thread opened regarding his death.

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