# Charlie Daniels battles Evolution once again.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095 "2006-01-22T08:13:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/1 "2006-01-22T08:13:58Z")

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Some “Dopers” keep track of Fred Phelps while others browse the latest selection of tracts from Jack Chick.  
I visit Charlie Daniels’ website every once in a while just to see what he’s up to. I’ll admit I have pitted Mr Daniels several times before and will probably continue to do so.  
Well he is striking down evolution again. (Yes, he’s done it before). Some of his arguments are:

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> Darwin’s Theory is just that, an unproven idea written by a very fallible human being …
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> Now I don’t expect these learned scholars to give any credence to what someone like me says, but now there are imminent [sic] scientists who say that Darwin’s Theory of Evolution is fatally flawed and should not be taught in our schools as fact …
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> This world was created by Almighty God and no amount of theories or college professors can change that fact. The truth of the matter is that evolution cannot be proven.
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> It never has and it never will because you can’t prove a lie.

For those that wish to study his entire “scientific treatise” the link is:  
[http://www.multimedia-interactive.com/cdb/view\_topic.php?id=214&forum\_id=4](http://www.multimedia-interactive.com/cdb/view_topic.php?id=214&forum_id=4)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/2 "2006-01-22T08:45:03Z")

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He makes an unassailably good point on one thing:

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> Now I don’t expect these learned scholars to give any credence to what someone like me says

Charlie is what might be called, in certain circles, “a total good ol’ boy redneck dumbass”. A seeming hatred of education seems to be a recurring theme in his work. He makes me wish that I didn’t like _The Devil Went Down to Georgia_ so damned much (it’s just a good song), though I will say I’ll never buy a copy in such a way that it will enrich him by the $.07 royalty or whatever.

One of my favorite “conservative Charlie” comments came from one of my least favorite bloggers (who was also a banned Doper, but one with some wit in spite of his thoroughly obnoxious personality). When Charlie made one of his Yosemite Sam like diatribes on how “I’d love to see 'em try to have uh anti-war demonstration or a gay pride parade or what have ya in Waycross, Georgia or Kazz, Mississippi” (meaning it as a compliment to Waycross or Kazz or whichever small deep-south towns he used), the blogger responded “I will personally organize one of each, if you’ll promise in writing and post a bond that on the same day I do that you’ll give a public performance of “The South’s Gonna Do It Again” in either Harlem or downtown Detroit.” I think Charlie probably defines the term “chicken hawk” in that he’d no doubt go from “I’m a tough old redneck and I tells it like it is” to pissing a river on himself if his audience ever turned hostile.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/3 "2006-01-22T09:15:00Z")

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It seems rather ironic that Chuck is standing on his soapbox preach’n about the all mighty when his magnum opus is “Devil went down to Georgia”.

I mean I totaly get people can repent and all that; I just find it ironic.

Also, I didn’t know God was a proven fact. Who knew? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/4 "2006-01-22T10:08:46Z")

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Someday, if I’m really rich, I’m going to train a chimpanzee to play the violin and teach it “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.” Good ol’ Charlie can say whatever he wants about evolution after that.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/5 "2006-01-22T13:20:53Z")

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Well, he’s a singer. That doesn’t give him special insight into anything, does it?

I often wonder if people apply this same standard to the other side of the aisle, when Sting or Bono make their political pronouncements.

A political opinion is a political opinion. Musical talent is musical talent. These things operate independently from each other, and a person’s competence on one area shouldn’t guide us when they hold forth in the other.

Would any of us listen if John Ashcroft or Teddy Kennedy sang?

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**Author:** ![zoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/71c47a/32.png) [@zoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoo)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/6 "2006-01-22T13:54:37Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> Well, he’s a singer. That doesn’t give him special insight into anything, does it?
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> I often wonder if people apply this same standard to the other side of the aisle, when Sting or Bono make their political pronouncements.
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> A political opinion is a political opinion. Musical talent is musical talent. These things operate independently from each other, and a person’s competence on one area shouldn’t guide us when they hold forth in the other.
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> Would any of us listen if John Ashcroft or Teddy Kennedy sang?

Evolution is not a political position. It can be a political football.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/7 "2006-01-22T14:23:17Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> Would any of us listen if John Ashcroft or Teddy Kennedy sang?

You’re [four years too late](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1854922.stm). Talk about terrorism.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/8 "2006-01-22T14:38:22Z")

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> [@Hamadryad](#):
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> You’re [four years too late](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1854922.stm). Talk about terrorism.

Watch him sing here:  
[http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2424640?htv=12](http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2424640?htv=12)  
I hear Cheney is fighting to make it legal to show this film in Gitmo.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/9 "2006-01-22T16:06:37Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> Well, he’s a singer. That doesn’t give him special insight into anything, does it?
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> I often wonder if people apply this same standard to the other side of the aisle, when Sting or Bono make their political pronouncements.

Nawww, it’s mostly people on the other side of an issue that think their opponents are in awe of a non-politically-famous celebrity’s questionably-formed\* opinions.

\*i.e. It may or may not be a correct opinion, but one shouldn’t judge that based on the celebrity.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/10 "2006-01-22T17:06:49Z")

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Charlie Daniels is a fucking moron. Always was, always will be.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/11 "2006-01-22T17:16:04Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> Well, he’s a singer. That doesn’t give him special insight into anything, does it?
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> I often wonder if people apply this same standard to the other side of the aisle, when Sting or Bono make their political pronouncements.

Can’t say as I follow the pronouncements of either of them too terribly closely, especially Sting (is Sting still pronouncing these days?). But, in those instances when I do hear about some pronouncement of Bono’s, it’s usually coupled with an appearance by a world-renowned expert on the topic at hand who says, basically, that the guy knows his shit. No, Bono’s musical talent does not give him any special insight into the problem of third world debt or what-have-you. His willingness to learn about the subject before speaking about it does.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/12 "2006-01-22T17:21:47Z")

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Wow…what a performance by Mr. John Ashcroft. Touching. Patriotic. Insane.

“Let the mighty eagle sooooooaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-r, like she’s never done befooooooorrrr-r-rr-r”

Sam

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/13 "2006-01-22T17:25:19Z")

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I’ve just been informed that my wife, in the grips of morning sickness, was awoken by my playing of John Ashcroft’s performance. She’s made me promise never, ever to play it again, with a threat to my baby-making parts.

Sam

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/14 "2006-01-22T17:25:49Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> No, Bono’s musical talent does not give him any special insight into the problem of third world debt or what-have-you. His willingness to learn about the subject before speaking about it does.

Precisely! Charlie Daniels is not a dumbass because he’s a singer: he’s a dumbass because he’s a dumbass, and we only hear about him because he’s a singer.

Bono is not well-informed because he’s a singer: he’s well-informed because he’s well-informed, and we hear about him because he’s devoted a great deal of his time to making sure we hear about him.

The whole idea that we shouldn’t pay attention to celebrity’s political opinions is a canard. We should offer their opinions the same deference we offer to those of others: if their opnions are dumb, then we should say so, and if they’re not, then we should recognize that, too.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/15 "2006-01-22T17:42:52Z")

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In Bono’s case, furthermore, since he has actually been personally influential, it is no longer technically correct to call his political opinions into question because he is “just a celebrity”. When he crossed the line into making actual political differences he ceased to be a celebrity, in the sense people use when they discount non-political celebrities opinions.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/16 "2006-01-22T17:44:09Z")

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> [@zoo](#):
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> Evolution is not a political position. It can be a political football.

That’s just your theory! 🙂

Actually, that’s a good point. As for Sting and Bono… I don’t know much about Sting’s politics, and I don’t agree all that much with Bono, but at least he does some actual research and generally knows what he’s talking about. Charlie Daniels is just your average everday idiot who happens to get quoted because he’s a minor celebrity. What’s embarrassing is how he appears to revel in his ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/17 "2006-01-22T18:05:09Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> Well, he’s a singer. That doesn’t give him special insight into anything, does it?

Well, but what about what all the “imminent scientists” say, huh? 😛

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/18 "2006-01-22T18:28:05Z")

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Hey! Charlie should team up with Tom and they can take on evolution _and_ pyschology!

_“It’s a pseudo science! Stop being glib! Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. You’re being glib. Stop being glib.”_

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**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/19 "2006-01-22T18:46:50Z")

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Stupid, fucking, moronic, in-bred, 'backy chewing, JD-drinking, butt-scratching, red-necking, NASCAR-watching, un-reading asshole. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-daniels-battles-evolution-once-again/341095/20 "2006-01-22T18:59:42Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> I’ve just been informed that my wife, in the grips of morning sickness, was awoken by my playing of John Ashcroft’s performance. She’s made me promise never, ever to play it again, with a threat to my baby-making parts.
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> Sam

Good thing you didn’t play it before the morning sickness started.

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