# Charlie Sheen, you moron... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 15, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309 "2010-06-15T16:40:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/1 "2010-06-15T16:40:11Z")
Some people might learn a lesson after losing a Mercedes to a joy-rider who drove it off a cliff: [not Charlie Sheen, though.](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_en_ot/us_people_charlie_sheen) What a maroon. ETA: Will the people who were defending him in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550965) step up and do so again? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/2 "2010-06-15T16:47:22Z")
To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/3 "2010-06-15T16:48:31Z")
What is he doing to those cars that’s driving them to suicide? ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/4 "2010-06-15T16:53:59Z")
For most people, driving over a cliff and living to tell the tale would be a miracle. For Charlie Sheen, it’s a dare. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/5 "2010-06-15T16:57:27Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > What is he doing to those cars that’s driving them to suicide? He’s still making Two and a Half Men. That’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/6 "2010-06-15T17:00:08Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness. I see what you did with Oscar, there…😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/7 "2010-06-15T17:00:49Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > To lose one Mercedes may be seen as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carlessness. Bravo! You win the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/8 "2010-06-15T17:04:20Z")
Thank you, both. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/9 "2010-06-15T17:06:50Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Some people might learn a lesson after losing a Mercedes to a joy-rider who drove it off a cliff: [not Charlie Sheen, though.](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615/ap_en_ot/us_people_charlie_sheen) > > What a maroon. > > ETA: Will the people who were defending him in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550965) step up and do so again? In the last thread you mocked him for leaving his car in the driveway with the keys in it, and it turned out it was stolen from a locked garage. Some people might have learned to wait until the facts are in. Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen’s not a moron. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/10 "2010-06-15T17:29:50Z")
Maybe one of the many enemies he has made keeps stealing his cars and rolling them off cliffs. Or Jon Cryer is a really bad driver. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/11 "2010-06-15T17:33:23Z")
He has to keep making the big bucks to pay for his insurance. Youch! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/12 "2010-06-15T17:39:31Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Maybe one of the many enemies he has made keeps stealing his cars and rolling them off cliffs. Or Jon Cryer is a really bad driver. Why can’t it be both? ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/13 "2010-06-15T18:01:53Z")
Same thing happened once to my first husband. Except that it was a 1963 Pontiac. And except that my husband was driving drunk and wrecked the car. And except that he walked home and called and reported the car stolen. Hmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/14 "2010-06-15T18:14:28Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > In the last thread you mocked him for leaving his car in the driveway with the keys in it, and it turned out it was stolen from a locked garage. Some people might have learned to wait until the facts are in. > > Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen’s not a moron. Sounds like an inside job. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/15 "2010-06-15T18:18:17Z")
So he gets a car stolen every five months. At this rate, he’ll be out of cars in… sixty months?..TRM ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/16 "2010-06-15T18:19:32Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > What is he doing to those cars that’s driving them to suicide? You don’t want to know. :shudder: You don’t want to know. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/17 "2010-06-15T18:58:35Z")
This is what happens when you hire \*\*Toonces \*\*as your chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charlie-sheen-you-moron/543309/18 "2010-06-15T19:44:03Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > This is what happens when you hire \*\*Toonces \*\*as your chauffeur. When Sheen heard there was a pussy who could drive your car, any reason was cast off like a backpack in a retreat.