# Chat Up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754 "2001-10-26T12:13:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/48db29/32.png) [@WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WH1TE-T1GERESS)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/1 "2001-10-26T12:13:16Z")
WHat are the worst chat-up-lines that you have heard or had used on you. Some once asked me how I liked my eggs in the morning ?? I said fertilised lolol 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/2 "2001-10-26T12:28:48Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and in a styrofoam cup. Heh I knew being an Eddie Izzard freak would pay off someday. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/3 "2001-10-26T12:47:33Z")
Met a guy once who told me he could lick his eyebrows. I was very young and naive and I didn’t get it. Regardless, he was a creep. Best line ever used on me: “May I befriend you?” ---
**Author:** ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/4 "2001-10-26T13:03:33Z")
a few bad ones I’ve over heard in the pub: -heres 10pence so you can call you mum so you won’t be home tonight -_you gesture her to come to you with your index finger_ when she comes over , I made you cum with one finger imagine what i could do with my other parts -why do women cum often with this finger , because its mine -you don’t have to swallow -_guy licking his lips and gesturing a come to me with tongue_ -if your right leg was breakfast and your left leg dinner could i mean you sometime imbetween? -fancy an 8 inch night cap tonight? -oh is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/5 "2001-10-26T13:05:38Z")
“We should touch tongues.” Yes, that was actually used on me. No, we should not. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/6 "2001-10-26T14:02:01Z")
You don’t sweat much for a fat girl ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/7 "2001-10-26T14:45:05Z")
I’ve never used any lame-ass lines (on, no not ever!) but I still recall one time in an all-night restaurant. Some drunk yo-yo was in the next booth. When the waitress came over and asked what he wanted, he said, “I’ll have you. On a plate.” Pretty sure when he finally did order something on the menu, he got a ‘sneezer’. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chat-up-lines/89754/8 "2001-10-26T15:46:47Z")
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? I know milk does a body good, but damn, baby, how much you been drinkin? Your last name must be Campbell cause you look mmmm mmmm gooood.