# Cheap fucking thrills on the red line train

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheap-fucking-thrills-on-the-red-line-train/137963>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheap-fucking-thrills-on-the-red-line-train/137963 "2002-11-21T16:30:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheap-fucking-thrills-on-the-red-line-train/137963/41 "2002-11-22T15:44:30Z")

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Next time, zap his junk with a Taser Stun gun. However, you might want to make sure Mr. Winkie isn’t pointing at you at the time.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheap-fucking-thrills-on-the-red-line-train/137963/42 "2002-11-22T15:56:28Z")

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If it’s two inches, it’ll be tough to tell if it’s pointing anywhere…

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheap-fucking-thrills-on-the-red-line-train/137963/43 "2002-11-22T16:18:13Z")

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I wouldn’t say its that hard to tell the difference between 6 oclock and 12 midnight 🙂

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