# Check out my new Autopost-a-Matic! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511 "2001-08-16T04:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/21 "2001-08-16T21:56:18Z")
Ok, I did a little more tinkering with this thing last night when I got off work. I think I got the bugs worked out now. So, if anyone AARRRGH!! _Holy crap! That just shocked the hell out of me!_ Anyway, it no longer picks up every tiny random thought, but only strong, fully focused _OH MY GOD THE PAIN_ thoughts. For all who have already purchased your _Mommy make it stop!_ Autopost-a-Matics, email me to recieve your upgrade for the low, low price of $39.99. _Jesus! This things gonna kill me! Where’s the off swi-_ ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/22 "2001-08-16T22:43:03Z")
Sign me up **Crunchy** , because I’m ready[sub]to get laid[/sub] to get rid[sub]of this damn itching[/sub] of my keyboard once and for all! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/23 "2001-08-16T23:37:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*Oh, Hardygrrl . . . \* 'Punha, don’t you think it’s inappropriate to hijack Crunchy’s thread?[sub]Bring it on, big boy[/sub] This is obviously not a flirting [sub]I’ll show you some flirting,if you think you could take it[/sub]thread. ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/24 "2001-09-12T16:18:13Z")
Wow! Are there _for god’s sake, how do I find these horny women???_ opportunities for franchise sales here? I think I could start an Upstate New York sales office _with a nice leather couch, squeak, squeak!_ and move a lot of merch _oy vey, motion of the ocean_ for CF. How about _you and me, baby?_ it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/25 "2001-09-13T12:17:59Z")
**ladyfoxfyre** ’s user name is hereby changed to **pussyonfyre**. And I’ll be your fyreman, baby… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/26 "2001-09-13T12:47:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*And I’ll be your fyreman, baby… \*\* Hey! Aren’t you supposed to be protecting my hairy ass from international terrorism or something? And here you are, flirtin’ with the ladies… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/27 "2001-09-13T12:55:43Z")
Just doin’ my part to help return the country to normalcy… ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/28 "2001-09-13T13:02:26Z")
Well, this is certainly out of hand [sub]if only I could get my hands on you[/sub] LadyFF - I think I know which hose Chief Scott will be [sub]hell, is already[/sub] wielding! Isn’t there a softporn bulletin board here at SD? Or is this it? [sub]I’ll certainly search here a lot more!!![/sub] :rolleyes: HEY! Who put this chip in my head??? I wondered why my Pigs hat [sup]TM reg Geneseo[/sup] doesn’t fit anymore! Jeez, the thing’s the size of a Rambler! I can’t even comb my hair without a pole saw! THIS wasn’t what I ordered in the mail!!?! [sub]Maybe if I got it implanted elsewhere, LadyFoxFyre would no longer be obsessed by CF![/sub] I am righteously indignant!! [sub]giggle[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/29 "2001-09-13T13:09:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Just doin’ my part to help return the country to normalcy… \*\* **Scott** , there’s never been anything normal about you. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/30 "2001-09-13T13:11:11Z")
Yeah. Some of us have extraordinarily large dicks. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/31 "2001-09-13T13:15:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Yeah. > Some of us have extraordinarily large dicks. \*\* You know, a classless person would make a comment about some people _being_ extraordinarily large dicks. Hope none of them show up in this thread… [sub]Sorry - no self-control… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/32 "2001-09-13T13:39:30Z")
**FCM** – Be sure to let us all know when we can return to our normal posting styles. Your stamp of approval is eagerly awaited. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/33 "2001-09-13T13:46:21Z")
ummmm - I was being a smart-ass… guess it wasn’t as obvious as I thought… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/34 "2001-09-13T13:51:14Z")
Oops. Sorry. Please accept my apology, Mom. 'Twas a knee-jerk reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/35 "2001-09-13T15:27:21Z")
I got mine in today![sub]I got mine in today![/sub] I can’t wait to use it![sub]I can’t wait to use it![/sub] If it works, I will tell all my friends[sub]If it works, I will tell all my friends[/sub] and Crunchy was nice enough to make a mac version. [sub]and Crunchy was nice enough to make a mac version.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/36 "2001-09-13T15:55:48Z")
Aw, it’s nice to see **FairyChatMom** [sub]…when the hell did I submit this to threadspotting??..[/sub] and **ChiefScott** [sub]…hope Crunchy appreciated it, and I got my name on the home page, wheeee!..[/sub] kiss and make up[sub]…maybe I’ll take the hyphen out of my name…[/sub]; so sweet[sub]…1) pick a fight with ChiefScott, 2) make up…hmmmm![/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/37 "2001-09-13T16:25:46Z")
I’m not so sure that it is possible [sub]break me off show me what you got[/sub] for a contraption to really be able to autopost [sub]I don’t want no one minute man [/sub]a person’s thoughts unless the thinker really wants them broadcast. [sub]I’ll lube and rotate all your tires [/sub] Perhaps this isn’t an autopost machine Crunchy has invented but instead a mechanism for measuring how randy your subliminal thoughts are…HMMMM? [sub]I ah wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/38 "2001-10-05T12:03:11Z")
Alll of these cool doper guys are so far away.[sub]and i am horny again. Or is it still horny?[/sub}Either way it is extremely distracting! I do not think i can take much more. [sub]could i think about sex a little more? [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/39 "2001-10-05T12:20:48Z")
OK, for everybody who comes to see my band play Saturday night (that’s Coleman’s Irish Pub, corner of Thompkins & Lowell, Syracuse NY - [http://www.colemansirishpub.com/](http://www.colemansirishpub.com/)) [sub]and ESPECIALLY all you oversexed ladies, yum![/sub] and can say “I know Chief Scott”[sub]you know who you are[/sub] OR can show me the surgical scar where they got the chip emplaced, I’ll give you a free t-shirt. [sub]just take that shirt off, my dear, and I’ll gladly help you with this one[/sub] {{{{TOTAL HIJACK!!!}}} 🆒 [sub]yes, I AM a big dick[/sub] [sup]HEY why aren’t any of these horny women within 300 miles of me???[/sup] ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/40 "2001-10-05T12:24:44Z")
I got the brand-new very very upgraded version of the Autopost-o-Matic! [sub]wow, tuna for breakfast tomorrow! tunatunatuna…[/sub] it’s not supposed to [sub]hmmm, wonder if the BIG GIRL will give me any catnip…[/sub] pick up any other random thoughts [sub]but maybe i’m not getting my money’s worth… nonrefundable, grrr[/sub], and i’m testing it for Crunchy Frog [sub]ooh, crunchy crunchy rolled in crumbs dipped in batter deep fried frogs… mmmm…[/sub], and for only [sub]_ONLY, heh._[/sub] $10000 US, you can get it today! [sub]oh-oh, did that thought about deep fried frogs get posted? oh \*\*\*\*…[/sub] 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511.md?page=3)