# Check out my new Autopost-a-Matic! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511 "2001-08-16T04:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/41 "2001-10-05T15:02:37Z")
I downloaded the demo version [sub]god I’m cheap[/sub] and it seems to be working [sub] periodically - randomly [/sub] well. The problem is, it not only functions with message boards, it has activated during class when [sub]I’m not sleeping [/sub] taking lecture notes. My last night’s anatomy notes look like this: Epithelial: squamous, cuboidal, columnar and transitional [sub] There’s one good thing about cold weather: the effect it has on my lab partner’s shirts. _Schwing!_[/sub] Slide one–simple elastic cartilage [sub] Heh heh the lacunae look like boobies.[/sub] Slide two–cross section of bone [sub] Heh heh _more_ boobies. [/sub] Slide three–cross section of dorsal root ganglions [sub]\* boobies, boobies, boobies!\*[/sub] _I can’t show these to my lab partner!_ [sub]I’ll show her mine if she shows me hers.[/sub] Geez, what if it activates while I’m talking to her? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/42 "2001-10-05T20:07:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Aw, it’s nice to see **FairyChatMom** [sub]…when the hell did I submit this to threadspotting??..[/sub] \*\* This made Threadspotting? [sub]Where the hell was I?[/sub] Woo-hoo! That makes 2 of my threads [sub]more ego-boosting, oh yeeaaahhhh…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/43 "2001-10-06T05:50:28Z")
I’ll take one [sub]jeez I wonder what the guys are wearing[/sub] I am a lousy typist[sub] hope its not much[/sub] Does it automatically fix spelling [sub]WOW! I wanna see pecs[/sub][sub] gosh this cat is heavy… purring pussy in my lap[/sub] DAMN!!! hope that didn’t post! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/44 "2001-10-06T14:42:41Z")
Hmm, this sounds[sub]kids, stop that![/sub] kinda neat! I wonder if I’ve[sub]I said STOP THAT![/sub] got enough extra money this week[sub]oh for heaven’s sake, stop doing that to the dog…[/sub] to get one.[sub]what was that crash…oh no not the vase…[/sub] Hey Crunchy,[sub]how do all these people have time to think about sex?[/sub] do you have a mailing list[sub]sex? what’s that?[/sub] that I could subscribe to,[sub]oh yeah, it’s what got me these children, isn’t it? I remember that![/sub] just to kinda keep track of how your invention[sub]don’t guess I’ll be doing THAT again for a while![/sub] works? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/45 "2001-10-06T16:49:37Z")
Dear Crunchy, I just received your Autopost-a-Matic.[sub]Why hasn’t anyone else mentioned that the skull plug looks like a dildo? Are they embarassed?[/sub] The installation went smoothly.[sub]Despite the fact the instruction manual looks like it was written by a five year old[/sub] It didn’t hurt a bit.[sub]Depending on how you define hurt. Squicking? [/sub] My cheque is in the mail.[sub]ha ha ha ha ha ha [/sub] _(gets up from his chair)_ [sub]better check on the baby…I think she went downstairs… she’s good… so pretty in her dress … Damn, I wish I had something else to say in that thread…something that was more witty… Breasts, mmmmm!.. It looks like the rest of the day will be spent doing chores… I need a maid… I need a smoke… Sex would be good… Maybe Lola and I can get a “nap” in today… Better go finish that post[/sub] _(sits down)_ [sub]DAMN! This thing keeps working even when I’m not here![/sub] _SUBMIT REPLY_ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/46 "2001-10-06T17:01:53Z")
Wow, it’s been a long time since I checked this thread.[sub] **Chief Scott** , how come I haven’t noticed you before? Firemen…yummy…😃 You too, **BPBob**. [/sub] Threadspotting eh? Congrats **Crunchy Frog**. And by the way **BPBob** , I’m not obsessed with him. I’m obsessed with [sub]ShibbOleth[/sub] no one in particular. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/47 "2001-10-06T21:22:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > **The installation went smoothly.[sub]Despite the fact the instruction manual looks like it was written by a five year old[/sub]** Sorry if you feel that way, but I thought the blue crayon looked nice against the yellow construction paper. [sub]Sheesh, some people. And after all that time I spent drawing illustrations of the little bear cub teaching the bunny how to put it on.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511/48 "2001-10-07T04:49:10Z")
I think my instruction manual is in Japanese [sub] shit installation in the head?![/sub] I am not understanding it at all [sub] I think this gonna be embarasing to tell the doc[/sub] Oh wait it was upside down![sub] oh damn this is gonna make sex interesting[/sub] Hey! My bunny is doing something ilegal to that bear! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-my-new-autopost-a-matic/76511.md?page=2)