# Check out these Tits! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847 "2005-11-26T22:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/1 "2005-11-26T22:57:53Z")
While surfing the net today I stumbled across what is, in my estemation, an awesome pair of Tits! In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that these are [Great Tits](http://www.chasewater.org.uk/images/Bird%20Table%20Photo%20Gallery/feeder%20blue%20great%20tit.jpg). Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/2 "2005-11-26T23:14:06Z")
What’s a pair of Tits without a fantastic [Ass](http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/images/234.jpg) to go with them? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/3 "2005-11-26T23:15:47Z")
Of course, you’ll want a [young spread pussy](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1744/464/1600/ujd.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/4 "2005-11-26T23:36:01Z")
_distracts the Lesbian Mafia with a story that Ellen and Portia have invited Anne over for a threeway, long enough to post…_ What? No [cock and balls](http://www.paulchristianson.com/images/photos/candid/081003_candid_anton_cock_balls_small.jpg)? In a cage…and a guy in a green shirt… ---
**Author:** ![deevee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@deevee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deevee)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/5 "2005-11-26T23:52:02Z")
[Goatse](http://www.assisi.dnet.co.uk/images/Photos/Goat%20LaLa%20.JPG) anybody? ---
**Author:** ![ms.deanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@ms.deanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ms.deanna)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/6 "2005-11-27T00:01:29Z")
that was too fucking funny!! thanks, you guys. I needed a good laugh, since I’m not getting laid. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/7 "2005-11-27T00:20:01Z")
Being a hipster, I prefer [indie tits](http://www.indietits.com/archive/2005_04_01_archive.html). myself. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/8 "2005-11-27T00:25:55Z")
Y’all can be tit-men. I just loves me some [boobies](http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot2.jpg). Robin ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/9 "2005-11-27T00:30:45Z")
Mmmmm…[Cooter](http://www.hockeyautographexchange.com/celebs/cooter.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/10 "2005-11-27T00:42:32Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Y’all can be tit-men. > > I just loves me some [boobies](http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot2.jpg). > > Robin **MsRobyn** , I’ve got nothing against boobies, but I the edge _must_ go to Great Tits, not only for the name, but also for this description: > [@](#): > > Two other common […] tits are the blue tit and the great tit. The great tit is slightly larger and more robust than other tits… From [here.](http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3484331.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/11 "2005-11-27T00:46:36Z")
So, who likes a [nipple](http://www.tjskids.com/images/products/docbrown_level1.jpg), then. ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/12 "2005-11-27T00:53:28Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > So, who likes a [nipple](http://www.tjskids.com/images/products/docbrown_level1.jpg), then. So what would happen if you put a nipple on a tit? Or even a boobie? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/13 "2005-11-27T01:12:22Z")
You might need a [Dildo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador). ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/14 "2005-11-27T01:41:18Z")
Or an asshole. [http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/story.mikebrown.jpg](http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/story.mikebrown.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/15 "2005-11-27T01:44:24Z")
> [@EvilAsh](#): > > So what would happen if you put a nipple on a tit? Or even a boobie? Well, [this](http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/8324/7a3b9cy.jpg) was the shocking, nipple baring stock photo that came with a fellow Dopers’ printer/camera (?) one time. Gasp. But, then I realised, _ohhhh… we’re talking about **tits** , and_\* boobies\*\*\*! :smack: Well damn. So I had to go find the famous [neeplehead blue tit](http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3888/neeplehead1zu.jpg), and the rarest of all the boobies, [Captain Nips](http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3475/neepleboobie4nw.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/16 "2005-11-27T01:59:52Z")
Here’s a young lady whose [snatch](http://www.iwf.net/images/liu.jpg) has won prizes in international competition. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/17 "2005-11-27T02:10:21Z")
And what lady could turn down a [hot rod](http://www.sharkbites.com/porsche/wallpaper/FordHotRod800.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/18 "2005-11-27T02:16:25Z")
I want you all to see my [Pet Cock](http://WWW.valkyrieriders.COM/shoptalk/petcock.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/19 "2005-11-27T02:19:30Z")
Hey guys, isn’t it always embarassing to get a [Boner](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0462809/iid_918278.jpg) at the wrong time? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/20 "2005-11-27T02:55:22Z")
Wow! Feast your eyes on this [huge erection!](http://www.alimak.se/images/Taipei101-mediumres/taipei101-pic12.jpg) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847.md?page=2)