# Check out these Tits! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847 "2005-11-26T22:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/21 "2005-11-27T03:06:23Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > What’s a pair of Tits without a fantastic [Ass](http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/images/234.jpg) to go with them? > [@The Ass](#): > > Ladies. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/22 "2005-11-27T03:22:21Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Y’all can be tit-men. > > I just loves me some [boobies](http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot2.jpg). [Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336262&highlight=tits) ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/23 "2005-11-27T03:43:36Z")
And are there any ladies out there that don’t like a good pecker? [![](http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Birds/habitat-Woodpecker.jpg) ](http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Birds/habitat-Woodpecker.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/24 "2005-11-27T09:42:47Z")
Anyone fancy a [shag](http://www.lincsbirdclub.co.uk/rare_birds/shag.htm) ? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/25 "2005-11-27T11:30:23Z")
The shame of [team shagging](http://www.shagnationals.com/new_page_4.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/26 "2005-11-27T17:39:50Z")
I prefer [little hooters.](http://www.curri.miyakyo-u.ac.jp/image/dat/si/science-nature/OWLS.GIF) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/27 "2005-11-27T18:55:59Z")
I can’t get me enough of some hot [dick](http://silentgents.com/PBarth.html). ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/28 "2005-11-27T19:13:05Z")
And everyone who knows me knows how much I love a saucy [faggot](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm). ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/29 "2005-11-27T19:13:34Z")
Hot dick is a lot better than [spotted dick](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspotteddick.html). Orn not, depending on your tastes. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/30 "2005-11-27T19:16:52Z")
Yeah, well check out my fully erect 4-1/2" [prick](http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/product.do?BV_SessionID=@@@@0461107991.1133118937@@@@&BV_EngineID=cccladdggdfelhdcegecegjdghldghh.0&vertical=SEARS&sid=I0033900150001800085&pid=00942841000), _Jack!_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/31 "2005-11-27T19:19:07Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > And everyone who knows me knows how much I love a saucy [faggot](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm). Wow, a story containing both faggot and doody! It just doesn’t get any better. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/32 "2005-11-27T19:23:51Z")
Gaze upon [my big wang](http://www.atariarchives.org/deli/wang_terminal.jpg). Another thing to oogle: [Anal bum cover.](http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/friendsdead.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/33 "2005-11-27T19:50:36Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > I prefer [little hooters.](http://www.curri.miyakyo-u.ac.jp/image/dat/si/science-nature/OWLS.GIF) To each their own. I love me some [pillowy, milky white hooters](http://brooklyncameraclub.org/v-web/gallery/albums/album65/DSC_7063_Snowy_owls.jpg). The perfect compliment to a nice [group shag](http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Villa/3170/). ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/34 "2005-11-27T20:15:59Z")
I could really snuggle up to a nice [spread beaver](http://www.chichesterinc.com/images/BeaverShearedLg.jpg) about now… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/35 "2005-11-27T20:20:29Z")
> [@ltfire](#): > > Or an asshole. > > [http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/story.mikebrown.jpg](http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/story.mikebrown.jpg) That’s a dipshit. [THIS](http://mercury.walagata.com/w/mynamehere/DonkeyHole.gif) is an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/36 "2005-11-27T20:21:36Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > I prefer [little hooters.](http://www.curri.miyakyo-u.ac.jp/image/dat/si/science-nature/OWLS.GIF) Not me. I give thanks for a nice, large milky white [breast](http://www.bbqlodge.com/tbreast/tbreast06w.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/37 "2005-11-27T20:23:10Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > I could really snuggle up to a nice [spread beaver](http://www.chichesterinc.com/images/BeaverShearedLg.jpg) about now… I can help you explore [wet beaver](http://www.arizonahikingtrails.com/hikingpages/wetbeaverloop.html). Would that be acceptable? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/38 "2005-11-27T20:25:33Z")
Oh man! A guy could get LOST in there… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/39 "2005-11-27T20:25:37Z")
And check out [this](http://entowww.tamu.edu/fieldguide/aimg36.html) cocksucker. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/40 "2005-11-27T20:27:39Z")
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