# Check out these Tits! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847 "2005-11-26T22:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/41 "2005-11-27T20:28:41Z")
Then again, [[http://home.comcast.net/~mitchell.waters/blog/C2115040507/E1222031186/Media/effing.gif](http://home.comcast.net/~mitchell.waters/blog/C2115040507/E1222031186/Media/effing.gif)]Fucking is pretty easy to find. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/42 "2005-11-27T20:28:59Z")
Then again, [Fucking](http://home.comcast.net/~mitchell.waters/blog/C2115040507/E1222031186/Media/effing.gif) is pretty easy to find. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/43 "2005-11-27T22:42:18Z")
You know, there’s nothing the ladies like more than a really big [shaft](http://www.pashnit.com/pics/parks/empire-shaft.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/44 "2005-11-27T23:50:52Z")
I hear that [glory holes](http://www.artglass1.com/glory-hole.htm) really blow the glass rods of my gay brethren. While us lesbians are more known for getting our hands on a nice set of [knockers](http://www.wildwesthardware.com/images/Arrow%20knockers%202%20finishes%202%20copy.jpg), especially in our girl scout days. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/45 "2005-11-28T00:18:01Z")
Who fancies a [queen](http://www.victoriana.com/library/queen-alex.JPG)? [Muff](http://www.pjstarmall.com/id-2419/ImgUpload/N_326686_1027692.JPG) anyone? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/46 "2005-11-28T02:04:31Z")
Check out [these two homos!](http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/3039/homomilk9xw.jpg) Here’s a [hot chick with a well-groomed bush.](http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4905/bushvisit00372gq.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/47 "2005-11-28T02:14:33Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > You know, there’s nothing the ladies like more than a really big [shaft](http://www.pashnit.com/pics/parks/empire-shaft.jpg). And there’s nothing guys like more than [Asian pussy](http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6074/cat0660hi.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/48 "2005-11-28T02:15:20Z")
Me, I’ve never understood some mens fascination with [pairs of massive jugs](http://www.marin.cc.ca.us/~jim/photos/cyprus/jugs.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/49 "2005-11-28T03:12:41Z")
How about [a chick with a nice pair of knockers?](http://www.hitjokes.com/images/chick_w_big_knockers.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/50 "2005-11-28T04:56:36Z")
Oh, I forgot to mention earlier - very nice work, **Ana**. I actually did laugh out loud at them. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/51 "2005-11-28T11:59:42Z")
What a thread! Sadly, **Eve** took mine, but I can offer [two more](http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/dickclark1.jpg) [dicks](http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/2001-09-27-vandyke.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/52 "2005-11-28T12:02:08Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Oh, I forgot to mention earlier - very nice work, **Ana**. I actually did laugh out loud at them. _searches thread for **Anaamika** _ Who, _me_? Thanks. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/53 "2005-11-28T12:08:54Z")
All the girls are impressed when I show them my [knob](http://www.cs.mtu.edu/~shene/DigiCam/Gallery/Travel/Austin/knob.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/54 "2005-11-28T12:12:50Z")
And when I get my [nuts](http://www.nutofthemonthclub.com/images/mixednutl.jpg) out, nobody can keep their hands off. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/55 "2005-11-28T12:13:56Z")
(fixed link to my [nuts](http://www.nutofthemonthclub.com/images/mixednutl.jpg)) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/56 "2005-11-28T12:19:56Z")
I’ve got [wood](http://sepulveda.com/images/firewood/rack_side.jpg). TMI? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/57 "2005-11-28T12:49:59Z")
There’s green stuff growing all over my [groyne](http://www.stecf.org/~rfosbury/home/natural_colour/Groyne.GIF)\*, is that normal? \*[sup]Doesn’t quite work in print, I know[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/58 "2005-11-28T15:29:35Z")
Wow, that IS an impressive knob. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/59 "2005-11-28T16:24:50Z")
In all honesty, it’s actually a photograph of someone else’s knob that just appeared in my inbox one day; my own knob is rather less imposing, but still highly functional and I polish it vigorously every day. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/60 "2005-11-28T16:45:48Z")
Free! Shocking pictures of [your grandma](http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff/DSC00030.jpg)!! ![Hot teabagging action](http://www.teaantiques.com/teaclipper/teaclipperimages/Misc/teabag_1.jpg)!!! You won’t believe it… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847.md?page=4)