# Check out these Tits! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847 "2005-11-26T22:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/61 "2005-11-28T18:56:30Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > You know, there’s nothing the ladies like more than a really big [shaft](http://www.pashnit.com/pics/parks/empire-shaft.jpg). Just talkin 'bout [Shaft](http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/shaft011705.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/62 "2005-11-28T22:15:06Z")
Yeah, nothing phallic about that poster _at all_, **Lute**. :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/63 "2005-11-28T23:53:23Z")
Man, this guy’s got his hands all over those [melons.](http://www.amnews.com/mt/amphotoblog/archives/melons.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/64 "2005-11-29T01:20:28Z")
I sure like [huge dongs](http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/j/x/jxf17/spain2002/Seville%20cathedral%20bells2.JPG), but I really prefer watching [two guys sword fight](http://www.nea.gov/news/news04/images/ShakespeareLAFight.jpg). My very favorite, though, is [anonymous man-on-man action](http://cobalt.cbqc.net/arctic/2003/images/fm072703g.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/65 "2005-11-29T02:05:33Z")
Rick Santorum prefers [man-on-dog](http://www.illinois-web-design.org/pics/ride-em.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/66 "2005-11-29T02:09:41Z")
How 'bout a [long dong](http://img31.exs.cx/img31/8050/LongDuckDong.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/67 "2005-11-29T09:45:06Z")
Great thread, I think I’ll give you all [the clap](http://www.global-air.com/global/graphics/applause-clapping_sm.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/68 "2005-11-29T19:34:33Z")
There’s _putz_, and then there’s [www.putzmeister.com](http://www.putzmeister.com). ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/69 "2005-11-30T03:27:35Z")
I’m just surprised to see that no one has yet brought up [melons](http://www.terragalleria.com/north-america/mexico/mexico-misc/picture.mexi32481.html). ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/70 "2005-11-30T04:29:58Z")
I’d like to give everyone in this thread a [big lick](http://xroads.virginia.edu/~CLASS/am485_98/hall/biglick.html). Yes, a [nice big lick](http://mywits.com/index.php/weblog/nice_big_lick/). ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/71 "2005-11-30T04:48:02Z")
Well , how about a really big prick? [http://www.radiofaction.com/weblog/uploaded\_images/image12.jpg](http://www.radiofaction.com/weblog/uploaded_images/image12.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/72 "2005-11-30T05:07:35Z")
Whaddya know? A giraffe’s tongue IS 15 inches long and prehensile! It wasn’t just a Mod pick-up line! (Like any girl could resist those jackboots and underoos.) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/73 "2005-11-30T05:38:07Z")
I’m just wondering when **Evil Captor** is going to show to talk about [bondage](http://eserver.org/fiction/of-human.bondage.txt) again. Man, I’m tired of that. He says it’s all just [role-playing](http://www.archaea.org/ARCHAEAimages/img_99fight.jpg), but I dunno how a guy can get his [rocks off](http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/2996/7346/f/40492-rock-jumping-0.jpg) on that sort of thing. I guess we should all just be greatful he’s not into [watersports.](http://www.athens2004.com/Images/Sport%20Gallery/Water%20Polo/23%20August%202004/51086789DB007_WPOm_EGY_ESP.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/74 "2005-11-30T06:26:31Z")
Personally I love to see somebody having a lay with a [male ho](http://www.donho.com/duke.jpg). But then a [bitch with big teats](http://www.harleylabradors.com/images/OurDogs/Harley/Harley_in_whelp.jpg) is hard to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/75 "2005-11-30T06:32:27Z")
Of course Germans really get into the kinky. Case in point: [picture of two German stage performers with faces covered in pussy.](http://www.serve.com/shea/siegfried_roy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/76 "2005-11-30T06:49:29Z")
For really water sports, how bout shoving your finger into a [dyke](http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/epa0443l.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/77 "2005-11-30T10:43:24Z")
On the internet, of all places, I managed to find a picture of a [man eating pussy](http://www.scu.edu.au/schools/edu/student_pages/xmas_2002/mdavidson&kboran/man.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/78 "2005-12-01T15:24:34Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Of course Germans really get into the kinky. Case in point: [picture of two German stage performers with faces covered in pussy.](http://www.serve.com/shea/siegfried_roy.jpg) So, did those guys use the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/79 "2005-12-01T20:30:05Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > So, did those guys use the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson, or what? I think Jackson was actually made from their scraps. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847/80 "2005-12-01T21:02:00Z")
In this vein, have you ever seen a [German Helmet](http://www.military-steel-helmets-and-decals.com/images/M40_SS.jpg)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-out-these-tits/332847.md?page=5)