# Check this box if you have BM

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 29, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065 "2014-01-29T20:18:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/21 "2014-01-30T03:26:19Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Boxers?

Don’t be silly; why would somebody bring boxers to a meeting?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/22 "2014-01-30T03:53:45Z")

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…not **M** eeting **M** aterials?

Granted, some attendees might be disappointed…

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/23 "2014-01-30T03:58:35Z")

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**HO?** (for Hand Outs)🆒

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/24 "2014-01-30T04:44:08Z")

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I would use the abbreviations “Mats”. Then if they recognize that as being short for Materials, you’ll know they’re probably fellow gamers.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/25 "2014-01-30T04:49:02Z")

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Sorry, I didn’t bring my shit to the meeting. I didn’t check the box.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/26 "2014-01-30T14:53:23Z")

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Thanks for the suggestions.

The form is cramped for space already, and it’s filled in by hand, so I can’t shrink the other columns down too much unless I hand out jeweler’s loupes. Going vertical has its own space requirements in this case as well.

I have tentatively adopted the “document icon over the column, repeat that icon with additional text underneath explaining what it means” method suggested above.

It’s too bad, really, that I can’t make an official form asking if anyone brought PowerPoint slides or other Briefing Materials, and head my column “ **PP or BM?** ”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/27 "2014-01-30T14:57:43Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Don’t be silly; why would somebody bring boxers to a meeting?

In case of accidents involving bowel movements?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/28 "2014-01-30T16:48:12Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> In case of accidents involving bowel movements?

Bring your dog to work day?

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/29 "2014-01-30T17:46:02Z")

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Or a goose.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/30 "2014-01-30T19:09:00Z")

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Offer two boxes.

Have BM before meeting? []

Have BM to present at meeting? []

Either way you are going to have to sit through some shit.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/31 "2014-01-30T20:38:33Z")

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Try these other acronyms instead:

POOPs - Papers of our Presentations  
TURDs - The Utilized Reading Documents  
SHITs - Stylized and Highlighted Informational Things

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/32 "2014-01-30T20:43:56Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Try these other acronyms instead:
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> POOPs - Papers of our Presentations  
> TURDs - The Utilized Reading Documents  
> SHITs - Stylized and Highlighted Informational Things

Do you give your presenters time to get their sheet together?

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-this-box-if-you-have-bm/680065/33 "2014-01-30T21:14:57Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Try these other acronyms instead:
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> POOPs - Papers of our Presentations  
> TURDs - The Utilized Reading Documents  
> SHITs - Stylized and Highlighted Informational Things

I’d so go gay for you, if I had a penis.

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