# Check your sig here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 6, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929 "2003-09-06T13:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/1 "2003-09-06T13:33:00Z")

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Did I change it? I thought I did a while back, but since I never use it I don’t remember.

Did you change yours? Do you have one you never use? Check it here! So I know I’m not the only one with, uh, more _important_ things on their minds. Yeah, that’s it. It’s not that I’m stupid or anything.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/2 "2003-09-06T13:35:23Z")

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Ooops!

Wrong forum.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/3 "2003-09-06T13:37:42Z")

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Well, now that we have resolved your last question to our satisfaction. . . . 😉

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/4 "2003-09-06T13:47:02Z")

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I meant to do that! It’s a test! A, um, test to see if the “report this post” button really works. No, no-- it’s a mod reaction time test. Yeah that’s better. A mod reaction time test! My wife, Morgan Fairchild, told me to do it. That’s the ticket.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/5 "2003-09-06T14:48:25Z")

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Just testing a new sig. 😉

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\*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
Ooops!

Wrong forum.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/6 "2003-09-06T15:00:03Z")

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I entered this new Sig yesterday:

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/7 "2003-09-06T17:26:11Z")

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Off to ATMB.

**DrMatrix** - GQ Moderator

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/8 "2003-09-06T17:32:37Z")

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Time check. Four hours.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/9 "2003-09-06T17:38:08Z")

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My wife, Morgan Fairchild, tells me it is a known fact that neither **DrMatrix** nor the other part of that superhero due **Cajun Man** ever wakes up before noon on a Saturday.

So I’ll give the good doctor 1 and one half hours. The rest of you GQ guys are a bunch of slackers.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/10 "2003-09-06T17:39:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\ ***DrMatrix** nor the other part of that superhero due **Cajun Man** \*\*

That should be superhero _duo_. That’s it. I’m never posting sober again.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/11 "2003-09-06T17:49:01Z")

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Ah. That explains it all!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/12 "2003-09-07T01:47:30Z")

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_smooches Biggirl_

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/13 "2003-09-07T01:57:24Z")

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Yo, **Arden**. I think you have a typo in your sig.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/14 "2003-09-07T02:01:45Z")

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It’s an old one from back during the NHL playoffs.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/15 "2003-09-07T04:13:32Z")

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blah

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/16 "2003-09-07T04:14:43Z")

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dammit… must’ve deleted my old sig

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/17 "2003-09-07T04:16:27Z")

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Since this is my 500th post, I guess I’ll get out my five-hundredth post celebratory sig.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/18 "2003-09-07T05:39:00Z")

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This is my current sig… a quote from **Spoz**. Not sure whether it was an MSN conversation, or something I read in his blog. But it’s cool anyhow.

Just in case I decide to change it later on, I’ll put it here for posterity:

It’s funny when you discover that all problems eventually just loop back on themselves… and disappear into their own paradox.  
F\_X

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**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/19 "2003-09-07T07:09:04Z")

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Well, I know my ‘Ignore signature’ option works. 😉

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/check-your-sig-here/199929/20 "2003-09-07T20:46:26Z")

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Crotch!

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