# Cheers TV Show Appreciation

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 13, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627 "2010-09-13T17:28:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/21 "2010-09-14T02:25:09Z")

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I, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, being of sound mind and body declare that Sam and Diane shall be happy together throughout all eternity and if I am wrong I promise I will take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible." Here, take the tape, NO, take the whole machine. It’s my wedding gift to you. The most perfect couple since the DAWN of TIME!

Diane (to Sam): See?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/22 "2010-09-14T14:07:39Z")

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There was an episode where most of the action was taking place inside to office. Meanwhile the barflies were discussing the Roadrunner cartoons, and we would hear snippets of the (increasingly heated) conversation whenever the door opened. I still grin like a fool when I think of Frasier bellowing, “The Coyote was NOT the Anti-Christ!!”

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/23 "2010-09-14T14:21:57Z")

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I think _Cheers_ is the best TV comedy of all time.

Years ago I went away with my wife on one of her business trips. I was left alone in our hotel room one night and watched an episode of _Cheers_ that I had seen before. It was great.

A few nights later we were back home and the same episode came up as a repeat on late night television. I started watching it again and watched the whole thing. It was still laugh out loud funny, even though I had seen it a few days before. Again it was great - the writing, the dialogue, the perfomances; all perfect.

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**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/24 "2010-09-14T14:30:57Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Yeah, it was a few years before I got into it too. I started losing interest when Kirstie Alley was on, but it still had its moments.
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> My favorite episode is the one where Cliff goes blind.

NO NO NO! Cliff on Jeopardy is the greatest 30 min in TV history! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/25 "2010-09-14T14:33:46Z")

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> [@BlinkingDuck](#):
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> > [@tdn](#):
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> > Yeah, it was a few years before I got into it too. I started losing interest when Kirstie Alley was on, but it still had its moments.
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> > My favorite episode is the one where Cliff goes blind.
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> NO NO NO! Cliff on Jeopardy is the greatest 30 min in TV history! 🙂

“Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen?”

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**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/26 "2010-09-14T14:50:01Z")

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For those so fortunate as to get HDNet on their cable/satellite systems, they run Cheers in the early mornings (weekdays, 6-7AM ET). I’m not sure if Cheers in HD is a good thing or a bad thing – seeing a HD Carla early in the morning could ruin your entire day.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/27 "2010-09-14T14:55:14Z")

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“Ma, you remember another Benito Mussolini, made a lot of people very angry?”

“I just don’t see why one fascist dictator has to ruin it for the whole family!”

Later, it’s determined that for the sake of peace in the family, Gino’s name is now Benito Mussolini Tortelli. Gino for short. 😃

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/28 "2010-09-14T15:23:10Z")

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I was going to ask if anyone knew where the old-timey photos used in the credits came from, but it seems [the SDMB beat me to it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=114464) - is there anything you can’t learn here? (Kansas is the answer!)

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**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/29 "2010-09-14T15:26:12Z")

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Diane: “If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?”

Coach: “Well, if no one was there to hear it, how do you know it fell? Maybe some beavers just laid it down there…”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/30 "2010-09-14T15:42:33Z")

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> [@BlinkingDuck](#):
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> NO NO NO! Cliff on Jeopardy is the greatest 30 min in TV history! 🙂

Awesome. His opponents were a chief of neurosurgery and a distinguished lawyer, and the first set of categories were something like, Stamps of the World, Civil Servants, Beer, and Bar Trivia.

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**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/31 "2010-09-14T15:52:00Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> > [@BlinkingDuck](#):
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> > NO NO NO! Cliff on Jeopardy is the greatest 30 min in TV history! 🙂
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> Awesome. His opponents were a chief of neurosurgery and a distinguished lawyer, and the first set of categories were something like, Stamps of the World, Civil Servants, Beer, and Bar Trivia.

The other two categories were Mothers and Sons, and Celibacy. That was a hilarious episode.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/32 "2010-09-14T16:03:19Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> Al-ba-ni-a! Al-ba-ni-a!

You border on the Adriatic…

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/33 "2010-09-14T17:24:23Z")

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Let’s hang him in effigy!

No, let’s hang him here in Boston!

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/34 "2010-09-14T17:29:36Z")

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Carla: My husband Eddie is with the Pittsburgh Penguins! I love their uniforms!

(Eddie comes in,wearing a penguin costume from the ice show)

Woody: You’re right, they do have nice uniforms.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/35 "2010-09-14T19:03:54Z")

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Cheers is the only sitcom so great that they changed a major character whom I loved and I didn’t even mind. Rebecca came with an entirely different energy, and she was hilarious. Love Cheers.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/36 "2010-09-14T19:18:55Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> Cheers is the only sitcom so great that they changed a major character whom I loved and I didn’t even mind. Rebecca came with an entirely different energy, and she was hilarious. Love Cheers.

They managed a similar thing when Nicholas Colasanto died, bringing Woody Harrelson to the fore. But yeah, love Cheers.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/37 "2010-09-14T19:29:29Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> > Cheers is the only sitcom so great that they changed a major character whom I loved and I didn’t even mind. Rebecca came with an entirely different energy, and she was hilarious. Love Cheers.
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> They managed a similar thing when Nicholas Colasanto died, bringing Woody Harrelson to the fore. But yeah, love Cheers.

Yes. You are right! Woody was awesome, even though I loved Coach.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/38 "2010-09-14T20:33:37Z")

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“Lance Manyon”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/39 "2010-09-14T20:42:17Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> Carla: My husband Eddie is with the Pittsburgh Penguins! I love their uniforms!
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> (Eddie comes in,wearing a penguin costume from the ice show)
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> Woody: You’re right, they do have nice uniforms.

I think Woody’s line was more like:

Wow. Carla, are their _home_ uniforms that nice?

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheers-tv-show-appreciation/553627/40 "2010-09-14T20:43:48Z")

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In the very first episode, Diane got a taste of things to come when she heard the barflies discussing the important question of the moment:

“What was the sweatiest movie of all time?”

A question which I asked here once in Cafe Society. It generated some great replies.

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