# Cheese and Rice!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 1999, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004 "1999-11-13T07:06:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JamesCarroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@JamesCarroll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JamesCarroll)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/1 "1999-11-13T07:06:00Z")
It always amuses me that people who fear retribution for using the Lord’s name in vain would think He would be fooled by something like “Cheese and Rice!!!” (“Jesus Christ!!”) In an attempt to further amuse myself I ask all you SD’ers to add to the list of things we can exclaim in absolution. For instance: “Swedes marry aggregous” (Sweet Mary and Jesus"). ---
**Author:** ![Sancho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sancho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sancho)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/2 "1999-11-13T07:10:00Z")
AW! For C…rying out loud! Say it quickly and with mimimal emphasis on the “r” in “for” and people will think you said (shh! hee hee hee!) “THE F-WORD!” ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/3 "1999-11-13T07:12:00Z")
I have never heard of the phrase “cheese and rice” - all I know is that it is a favorite dish of mine. (“Cheesy rice” yum…) Sorry I can’t be more helpful. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/4 "1999-11-13T07:17:00Z")
(Apologies for the spelling) _Chinga de ros_ E1 can correct me. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/5 "1999-11-13T07:48:00Z")
## Got down sat on a bench. Translation? God damn son of a bitch. Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/6 "1999-11-13T14:21:00Z")
Dod Gamn Futher mucker. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![SirJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@SirJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirJoe)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/7 "1999-11-13T14:28:00Z")
Seinfeld said that if you drop something on your toe and say “consarnit!” you might as well be saying “Whoopee!” * * * The ocean of liquor, I drank to forget her, is gonna kill me, but I’ll drink till then.- George Jones Still Doin Time ---
**Author:** ![SirJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@SirJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirJoe)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/8 "1999-11-13T14:31:00Z")
Oh yeah, and I think God (my God) meant for us to not make covenants with God, like God if you let me win a million dollars, I’ll donate 10% to the church. I don’t think saying His name real loud is so offensive. And I to love cheese and rice 🙂 * * * The ocean of liquor, I drank to forget her, is gonna kill me, but I’ll drink till then.- George Jones Still Doin Time ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/9 "1999-11-13T16:06:00Z")
Judas Priest ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/10 "1999-11-14T00:27:00Z")
I know people who use these: Jiminy Christmas! God bless America! Gosh darnit! ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/11 "1999-11-14T00:30:00Z")
Dagnabbit! ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/12 "1999-11-14T00:31:00Z")
My dad says “Jeeker’s Crow” in place of “Jesus Christ.” * * * “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/13 "1999-11-14T00:36:00Z")
I say “jiminy Christmas,” but I’ve got little kids. I’ve got to censor myself. “Sugar jets” is another one. My favorite, though, is “baloney fat.” People look at you funny when you say that. ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/14 "1999-11-14T00:36:00Z")
Oh, yeah, my aunt always uses “Cripes”. I think it’s a Yooper thing. ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/15 "1999-11-14T00:38:00Z")
I’m sorry, I must ask- what do “baloney fat” and “sugar jets” translate to? I’ve said them fast, slow and in-between (?) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/16 "1999-11-14T00:48:00Z")
Dadgummit. \> \> \> \> \> \> \> When I need to make an exclamation (whether of pain, joy, or surprise) in mixed company, I usually say **"Good Golly Miss Molly!"** \*Thanks, Little Richard. \* ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-and-rice/11004/17 "1999-11-14T02:18:00Z")
Sorry, I don’t have one, but look at Torgo’s sig line! ROTFLMAO! (not really, but laghing VERY hard, in all due respect to the recent thread regarding this subject 😉