# Cheesecake/Beefcake SDMB 2004 Printable Calendar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780 "2003-09-15T19:09:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/1 "2003-09-15T19:09:43Z")
I was thinking it might be kinda cool to have a calendar of SDMB people… It could be like a flirty/cheesecake type thing… maybe one with guys and one with girls. If people don’t want to do the cheesecake thing, then just regular photos… Depending on how many people send in photos we could have multiple pics each month, sort of a collage. I think it would be fun! Alternately, we could have a calendar with silly pictures submitted and quotes from the Page O Flames… maybe the pictures could go along with the quotes… Anyway I’m willing to put it together as a .pdf that you can download and print yourself. What do you think? Any interest? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/2 "2003-09-15T19:26:35Z")
OK, but I’ll only pose for one month (maybe February, I don’t want to be greedy), and the nudity must be taseful. And nothing silly like where I’m fixing my car or playing softball naked. Maybe just me reclining on a sofa, or in front of a waterfall, or stepping out of the shower, you know, stuff like that. Kind of artsy, pretty tasteful, and definately HOT! Should sell like mad. You can donate my proceeds, as well as my modelling fee, to charity if you’d like. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/3 "2003-09-15T19:37:56Z")
Killer idea - count me in. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/4 "2003-09-15T19:56:07Z")
cheesecake? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/5 "2003-09-15T20:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eonwe \* > \*\*cheesecake? \*\* [This link should help](http://www.jeneva.com/birthdaycakes/cheesecake.jpg) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/6 "2003-09-15T20:08:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plnnr \* > \*\*Killer idea - count me in. \*\* Of course you’re for it. I’ve seen that pic of you _sans_ shirt, and you’re definitely calendar material. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/7 "2003-09-15T20:21:38Z")
I’m thinking no actual nudity. Just suggestive… like lingerie or naked but behind stuff. Eonwe: from [m-w.com](http://m-w.com): \*2 : a photographic display of shapely and scantily clothed female figures \* ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/8 "2003-09-15T20:25:14Z")
Naked but behind stuff You mean like Austin Powers? Can I photoshop my pic first? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/9 "2003-09-15T20:31:50Z")
What if you pixelated a longer and girthier area than you needed to on my pictures? I’d really appreciate that. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/10 "2003-09-15T20:34:22Z")
> [@](#): > > or naked but behind stuff. > [@](#): > > You mean like Austin Powers? Hey I’m down for that, baby! Now who wants to bite the kielbasa? Yeah, baby! Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/11 "2003-09-15T20:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Binarydrone \* > \*\*http://www.jeneva.com/birthdaycakes/cheesecake.jpg]This link should help 😛 \*\* [hijack] Can I ask a dumb question? What’s a guy from the other end of the country doing, linking to my favorite local bakery? That’s bizarre. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/12 "2003-09-15T20:58:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eonwe \* > \*\*cheesecake? \*\* Mmmmm… cheesecake. IIRC, **Eonwe** seems to be handy with a camera. Perhaps he can be the Official Cheesecake/Beefcake Photographer ('cept for his own shoot, of course…). Eonwe for OCCBCP. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/13 "2003-09-15T21:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > \*\*[hijack] > Can I ask a dumb question? > > What’s a guy from the other end of the country doing, linking to my favorite local bakery? That’s bizarre. > [/hijack] \*\* 100% odd coincidence, nothing more. I Googled images of cheesecake, and picked one that I liked because I thought that it would be funny. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/14 "2003-09-15T21:19:36Z")
Photoshopping is acceptable, including being creative, though I’d rather the actual person be photoshopped only to remove flaws and stuff (zits, etc). Cutting yourself out and putting in a new background or whatever… that kind of thing would be cool. Or to strategically place things in front of naughty bits. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/15 "2003-09-15T21:33:16Z")
How about versions with nudity and without? That way those who want to see our fellow Dopers in all their glory get what they want and those who prefer a more modest Doper get what they want. Leaving it totally up to the individual Doper how they want to pose and what they want to show in each version. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/16 "2003-09-15T22:05:08Z")
What **Otto** said. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/17 "2003-09-15T22:09:13Z")
I’m willing to lend Airman out for this endeavor… 😉 Robin ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/18 "2003-09-15T23:02:08Z")
Well that would require 48 separate photo submissions and 24 people willing to pose nude. Plus the SDMBPTB may not approve of me posting a link to downloadable .pdf files of nekkid people. I think that scantily clad and nude-with-obstructions is good. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/19 "2003-09-15T23:03:28Z")
While I wouldn’t threaten anyone with my nudity, I’d definitely be up for it. Ok, not “up”, geez. Anyway, great idea, and maybe the posters’ pics can be on their birth months so we don’t forget 'em! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/20 "2003-09-15T23:07:43Z")
I’ll talk with B about it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780.md?page=2)