# Cheesecake/Beefcake SDMB 2004 Printable Calendar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780 "2003-09-15T19:09:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/21 "2003-09-15T23:12:33Z")
On re-read, that didin’t come out right. I didn’t mean I’d submit a “beefcake” photo. I’m more of a “meatloaf” figure. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/22 "2003-09-15T23:21:43Z")
That sounds very cute Opal! I’ll volunteer my services. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/23 "2003-09-15T23:43:06Z")
Yeah, why not? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/24 "2003-09-15T23:49:42Z")
For the good of all concerned, I won’t be posting any pictures of myself, naked or otherwise. 😉 You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/25 "2003-09-16T00:25:52Z")
I have a nifty Betty Grable-type pin-up of myself from about 20 years ago I’d be happy to submit . . . Now, I look more like one of those Dorothea Lange photos of Depression-era Okies . . . ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/26 "2003-09-16T00:28:07Z")
I ain’t sayin’ I don’t want to see nekkid ladies… It would just might be a little wierd for some of the ladies… ‘course any of you fine ladies feel free to _email_ me some shots… I am also free to judge the “acceptibilty” of any questionable photos (ladies only)… Shoot… I’d be willing to pay money for one o’ these… help update the hamsters… feed the gerbils and what-not… (as if that were possible) ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/27 "2003-09-16T00:30:17Z")
\ She’s proud to be an Okie, from Manhattan… ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/28 "2003-09-16T02:01:35Z")
I’m up for it! (Not literally of course; that would be terribly obscene.) ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/29 "2003-09-16T02:07:56Z")
(On further reading, damn you **Max** for beating me to the joke!) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/30 "2003-09-16T02:20:10Z")
Ok well if people want to do this how about we get started? Send your images to me, preferably as .jpg (use as little compression as possible) or .png files to [opalcat@fathom.org](mailto:opalcat@fathom.org). Preferably 8.5" wide at 300dpi (that comes out to 2550 pixels). Be sure to put your _SDMB SCREENNAME_ in with it because I won’t recognize your email address or yoru real name or whatever. Also tell me if you have a preferred month. You can edit your photo in photoshop or psp or whatever if you like, but please try to keep the actual body and face “normal” (though you are welcome to touch up any blemishes, etc. Hey, the magazines all airbrush, it’s only fair.) ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/31 "2003-09-16T02:22:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*I have a nifty Betty Grable-type pin-up of myself from about 20 years ago I’d be happy to submit . . . Now, I look more like one of those Dorothea Lange photos of Depression-era Okies . . . \*\* I can go as high as $25 in change. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/32 "2003-09-16T03:44:00Z")
OK, I think I might do it…but I am a little self concious about my body, so I think I might be less-than-scantily clad…we’ll see what I can muster. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/33 "2003-09-16T05:26:30Z")
**bouv** , we’ll bring the digital camera to Dope-A-Ween3 and see what we can do. Er… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/34 "2003-09-16T06:08:58Z")
Oh sure, I read Opal’s first post and did a few “cheesecake” poses. Then I read her second post. So now I’m just feeling stupid and I’ve got to go wash all this cherry pie filling out of my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/35 "2003-09-16T13:13:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cerowyn \* > \*\*Mmmmm… cheesecake. > > IIRC, **Eonwe** seems to be handy with a camera. Perhaps he can be the Official Cheesecake/Beefcake Photographer ('cept for his own shoot, of course…). > > Eonwe for OCCBCP. > > :dubious: \*\* **Cerowyn** is my new hero! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/36 "2003-09-16T13:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*Oh sure, I read Opal’s first post and did a few “cheesecake” poses. Then I read her second post. So now I’m just feeling stupid and I’ve got to go wash all this cherry pie filling out of my hair. \*\* Hair? Consider yourself lucky. You don’t even want to know where my graham cracker crust is. ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/37 "2003-09-16T13:23:50Z")
I don’t know… I really shouldn’t breach my modeling contracts with Armani, Versace, and Abercrombie and Fitch… I’ll let you guys know if I can work something out. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/38 "2003-09-16T13:28:31Z")
What’s the deadline on this? I need at least four days of diet adjustment/cardio/maintenance reps, plus two five-minute tan sessions… ahhh, who am I kidding? Lemme see if I can dig anything up. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/39 "2003-09-16T13:45:34Z")
I know what this is. This is a plot for Opal to get me out of my clothes. Don’t think I can’t figure things out. And don’t think that a couple of beers is gonna help either, or that naughty movie you’ve been talking about bringing over either. I will however pose behind my Mortal Kombat game if you insist, but I will at least wear my speedos. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/40 "2003-09-16T13:45:40Z")
Ladies, If you wish, email me photos of yourself naked and I will use my photoshop skills to make the photo show just how truely beautiful you are. I can clean up damage spots on photos, add soft lighting and add objects to cover your naughty bits. So just email me naked photos of yourself. For some reason my photoshop will only rework images of women so sorry doper guys, ladies only. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780.md?page=3)