# Cheesecake/Beefcake SDMB 2004 Printable Calendar? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780 "2003-09-15T19:09:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/41 "2003-09-16T14:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\* > > For some reason my photoshop will only rework images of women so sorry doper guys, ladies only. \*\* Homophobic software! Whodathunkit? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/42 "2003-09-16T14:22:49Z")
It’s not homophobic. It’s just heterosexual. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/43 "2003-09-16T14:39:55Z")
Zebra, you serious? Or are you just trying to get pics of nekkid doper wimmin? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/44 "2003-09-16T14:45:04Z")
I’m very serious. I’m always serious about pictures of naked women. Getting pictures of naked women is the most serious subject ever. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/45 "2003-09-16T15:10:47Z")
This is a very nifty idea. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/46 "2003-09-16T15:12:55Z")
[I’ve already used my photoshop skills for good](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=204948) as you can see in this other thread. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/47 "2003-09-16T15:25:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*[I’ve already used my photoshop skills for good](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=204948) as you can see in this other thread. \*\* [And I have used my skills for eeeevil](http://hometown.aol.com/iwan2bleve/images/road.jpg) in the “Me” thread. For the record, much like Zebra, I too would like to cover any ladies’ naughty parts. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/48 "2003-09-16T18:04:59Z")
I’m noticing a severe overabundance of male dopers jumping in wanting to flash the world, and an…underabundance of females. Kinda lends credence to the theory that if a woman wants to see a man’s thangie, she merely has to ask him. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/49 "2003-09-16T18:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*I’m noticing a severe overabundance of male dopers jumping in wanting to flash the world, and an…underabundance of females. > > Kinda lends credence to the theory that if a woman wants to see a man’s thangie, she merely has to ask him. \*\* But what if a guy wants to see a guys thangie? :o :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/50 "2003-09-16T18:27:24Z")
Ask him! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/51 "2003-09-16T18:35:52Z")
I hope this means **dantheman** is volunteering…you posted in the thread and all… Just sayin’ ~J ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/52 "2003-09-16T18:37:57Z")
I want to see Esprix in this one. (I’ve got as much **Potter** as I’m likely to be able to handle in the near future :licks lips: 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Rebhag1128](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Rebhag1128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebhag1128)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/53 "2003-09-16T20:55:27Z")
Count me in for the G-rated version after all I am someone’s mom. 🙂 I sent a pic already. I save my other versions for the dark.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/54 "2003-09-16T21:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \* > \*\*I know what this is. This is a plot for Opal to get me out of my clothes. \*\* Does this mean it isn’t going to work? ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/55 "2003-09-16T22:01:29Z")
I would _love_ to gaze longingly at ladies’ naughty-bits… ummm… I meant _photoshop pictures_ !! I am a pretty dawg-gone good airbrusher/cloner… world-class gawker and ogler. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/56 "2003-09-16T22:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _ > > I want to see Esprix in this one. I bet you do, you scamp. 😉 > [@](#): > > (I’ve got as much **Potter** as I’m likely to be able to handle in the near future :licks lips: 😉 ) Oh, no - one can never have too much Potter. :licks lips - mine, that is, not yours - although licking yours would be fun, too - let’s lick each other’s, and then ask Potter if he wants to join in, how does that sound?: I’d be up for it, only my **Q** is allowed to take the picture. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/57 "2003-09-16T23:29:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Ask him! Hey **dan**? ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/58 "2003-09-17T03:21:12Z")
I’ll do it, but I need someone to take moodily-lit photos of me after providing professional makeup services. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/59 "2003-09-17T03:33:50Z")
I think B is up for the challenge of finding a pose of mine such that I don’t look like a skinny-ass hose beast … or whatever the horrific term of the day is. Maybe someone who got hit one time too many with a 1920s style death ray. That _is_ what the kids are saying these days, right? Saying I’m ugly as Og is kinda last season, and making a list and just having it be 1. I’m 2. ugy 3. Hi Opal! died last year… ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780/60 "2003-09-17T11:40:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*Hey **dan**? \*\* Hey what? (sorry, can’t think of anything witty right now… check back in 5 minutes! No wait, 4:30… no wait…) Hey, does anyone else hear Cartman saying “BeefCAAAAAAAAKE!” in their heads? No? All righty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesecake-beefcake-sdmb-2004-printable-calendar/201780.md?page=4)