# Cheeses of Nazareth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787 "2004-11-26T21:00:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/21 "2004-11-29T16:30:40Z")
I think I broke my groan bone. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/22 "2004-11-29T16:43:06Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > 1. How can we recognize her tour bus? It would bear an unmistakable bumpersticker: Honk if You Love Cheeses! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/23 "2004-11-29T16:44:42Z")
Blessed are the cheesemakers ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/24 "2004-11-29T17:37:40Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > How do we know it is a **Virgin** Mary cheese on toast. It seems to me that it has at least allowed itself to be eaten a bit. With reference to the current ‘oral sex’ thread - do you not think that this promotion would give rise to its very own bumper-sticker **‘I ATE THE VIRGIN MARY LAST NIGHT’.**? Much sought after by young studs, and banned by the Catholic church 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/25 "2004-11-29T17:46:36Z")
This thread is enough to make the Baby Cheeses weep. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/26 "2004-11-29T18:04:29Z")
**Cheeses of Nazareth** would be an excellent name for a cheese store in Jersalem. And remember kiddies, Cheeses is the _rocque_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/27 "2004-11-29T18:06:40Z")
Fondue on to others… ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/28 "2004-11-29T18:26:16Z")
…as you would have them fondue unto bleu. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/29 "2004-11-29T19:04:25Z")
Stop! I camembert it… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/30 "2004-11-29T19:44:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Blessed are the cheesemakers Well, that’s metaphorical. It’s meant to refer to producers of all dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/31 "2004-11-29T19:51:03Z")
What I want to know is, what’s the schedule for the Our Lady of The Griddle tour? Is she coming to a city near me? I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my grill-ed cheeses… ---
**Author:** ![Sevo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sevo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/32 "2004-11-29T20:55:32Z")
To the tune of Whitesnake’s _Here I go Again_: I don’t know where I’m going But, I sure know where I’ve been Hanging on the promises In grilled cheese of yesterday An’ I’ve made up my mind I’m gonna cash-in big-time And now Mary is my friend Mary is my best friend Tho’ I keep trying different toasters I never seem to find what I’m looking for Oh Lord, I pray I need an image to gaze upon Here in my tasty grilled cheese To bring the masses falling to their knees _Chorus_ And now I seems that I can’t eat my Provolone ‘Cause the Virgin Mary’s gone and called it home All I wanted was a sandwich of my own An’ I’ve made up my mind I’m gonna cash-in big-time And Mary is my friend Mary is my best friend…_ad cheeseatum_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/33 "2004-11-29T21:14:45Z")
I hope she performs some songs from the musical classic “Cheese & Rice, Superstar.” Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Tim _Rice_. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/34 "2004-11-29T22:42:02Z")
I saw the sandwich yesterday. It bleu my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/35 "2004-11-30T00:44:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I hope she performs some songs from the musical classic “Cheese & Rice, Superstar.” Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Tim _Rice_. You need to contact Kraft and tell them you have a jingle… Cheese and Rice Superstar. We’ll make your ass fat Nomatta Where U are! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/36 "2004-11-30T00:45:58Z")
Special props to **Sevo** who obviously was avoiding work by thinking about cheese. Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/37 "2004-11-30T02:15:35Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > 1. What are the dangers of travelling as a grilled cheese sandwich on tour? Roadies with the munchies. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/38 "2004-11-30T03:08:50Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Also a tradition in France fromages past. _a la Monterey_, my dear Watson. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/57b2e6/32.png) [@Quasimodal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/39 "2004-11-30T03:11:42Z")
Cheeses of Nazereth Mmm…Sacrilicious ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/40 "2004-11-30T07:46:20Z")
I just know we are all going to hell for this thread. At least we will get to take a group photo (say _cheese!_) and I will get to meet **Shirley Ujest** … **Annie** , you know you’ve ruined that song for me forever, doncha? Nevertheless, you and **Sevo** need to head to Nashville. Fame and fortune or a home in the sticks await you. > [@](#): > > **Antigen** : It’ll be a brief tour, stopping at rural cottages to give the devout a chance to admire her holy visage. During these stops she will have her tea with the townsfolk (with cream), and if offered cookies, will eat 'em. Sounds to me like the perfect place to serve cottage cheese. > [@](#): > > **Revtim** :Opening for Mama Cass might be a bit of a risk. If you were a ham sandwich, and not cheese. And she were still alive. And if she hadn’t actually died of a heart attack and the “choking on a sandwich” thing wasn’t just an urban legend. > > I guess it’s not really a risk, never mind. You are my first husband and you are stalking me, aren’t you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787.md?page=3)