# Cheeses of Nazareth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787 "2004-11-26T21:00:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/41 "2004-11-30T14:39:36Z")
[singing] Headin out to Edam, YAAAY, Brother… ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/42 "2004-11-30T17:16:16Z")
Now I feel like belting out “Ave Velveeta”, or perhaps… The Lord is my cheddar, I shall not want He maketh Brie to lie down in green pastures He leadeth me beside the Stilton waters He reSwisseth my hole He leadeth me in the paths of Gjetost-ness for his name’s sake Jar(lsburg), tho’ I walk through the valley of the asiago of death, I will fear no evil For thou (hav)art(i) with me Thy rod and thy staff they rocquefort me Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine Edamies Thou anointest my HEAD (get it?!?!?) with oil My cup romano’th over Surely Gouda and Marscapone shall follow me all the days of my life And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord for Feta This thread makes me wonder just what sort of wheel Ezekiel _really_ saw… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/43 "2004-11-30T17:31:25Z")
**scotandrsn** , I’ve printed out your post and plan to have it laminated and hang it in my kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![foppish\_young\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b77776/32.png) [@foppish\_young\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foppish_young_man)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/44 "2004-11-30T17:40:48Z")
opening bands: Napalm Sunday Guns n Moses Def Sheppard Crosby, Stills, and a tortilla with Jesus’ face on it ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/45 "2004-11-30T19:45:51Z")
Forgive them Cheeses, they know not what they fondue. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/46 "2004-11-30T19:49:07Z")
I am sure this Grilled Cheese Tour will end up at Our Gouda Lady of Velveeta. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/47 "2004-11-30T20:04:12Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I am sure this Grilled Cheese Tour will end up at Our Gouda Lady of Velveeta. Just as long as it doesn’t fall into the hands of the Edamites. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/48 "2004-11-30T20:15:55Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > You are my first husband and you are stalking me, aren’t you? COME BACK! I CAN CHANGE!!! Oh wait, I’ve never been married. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787/49 "2004-12-01T16:57:02Z")
You know she’d been on a European tour before, right? I saw her performance in Limbourg, but it stunk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheeses-of-nazareth/276787.md?page=2)