# Cheesy Poofs and my labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377 "2001-10-14T18:20:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/21 "2001-10-15T02:29:39Z")
No, but I thought it built up and you urinated out the excess carotene, but then if you ate too much for it to be pissed out, it then turned your skin orange… ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/22 "2001-10-15T03:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cleophus \* > \*\*How many people have noticed the post-to view ratio on this one? Before this post, it was 14/233. That means only 6% of people who enter this thread actually post \*\* Yeah, but I just had to see what the subject was after reading the title. I have nothing of interest to add. 🙂 Sheri ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/23 "2001-10-15T04:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DarkWriter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cleophus \* > > \*\*How many people have noticed the post-to view ratio on this one? Before this post, it was 14/233. That means only 6% of people who enter this thread actually post \*\* > > Yeah, but I just had to see what the subject was after reading the title. I have nothing of interest to add. 🙂 > > Sheri \*\* I have nothing to add to the topic of this thread; but I will point out that just about everyone will open _any_ thread that discusses labia. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/24 "2001-10-15T17:02:12Z")
See? At least some people are honest about it. The rest of y’all are just sick 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/25 "2001-10-15T17:29:13Z")
I hope that didn’t come as a surprise. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![MindWeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@MindWeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWeb)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/26 "2001-10-15T18:03:48Z")
Well, Somebody pointed me at this thread. But, given the subject, I’ll admit I’d have had to look in on this one anyway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/27 "2001-10-15T18:19:44Z")
Didn’t need prompting, looked anyway. [sub]Don’t mind me. I’m just rubber-necking here…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/28 "2001-10-15T18:24:55Z")
ginger-said > [@](#): > > It looks like I have been eating cheesy poofs with my labia. Is-this-an-even-remotely-possible-occurance?- Damn-girl-how-do-you-get-your-labia-to-do-that-kind-of-shit.My-labia-are-insolent-and-lazy.-I-can’t-get-mine-to-do-much-more-than-invite-the-occcasional-sailor-by-for-a-visit–but-I-think-that’s-another-thread.😃 ---
**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/29 "2001-10-15T18:53:30Z")
Yeah, been there. Pyridine is an azo dye (a chemical class which includes a lot of traditional textile dyes, for those of you who remember organic chemistry). DO NOT wear underwear you care about while on the stuff! Unless it’s black, of course. I’ve never tried methyene blue, but I have some at work… mischievous ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/30 "2001-10-15T19:06:51Z")
I once had a kidney infection and the medicine made me pee bright orange. When a friend asked if I had any sinus medicine, I gave him one of the orange-pee-producing pills. When he returned in a panic to report the horrible events, I told him that the medicine had never affected me in that way. The poor guy actually went to the emergency room and his wife nearly beat me to death when the truth came out. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/31 "2001-10-15T21:20:00Z")
I’ve taken AZO-something or other, which is more of a burnt orange color (good thing I’m not an aggie) and I’ve taken a prescription med for the same problem, which comes out a brilliant blue (shading to green for obvious reasons). Unfortunately both of these bother my stomache; I’ll never forget the time I took the blue one at 4 in the morning… it gave a whole new meaning to technicolor yawn. :eek: ^ Yep, about that color ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/32 "2001-10-15T22:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*your crotch looks like Bozo is trying to whistle through orange wedges. > \*\* This actually made me choke on my own saliva. I thought I was going to die. Good thing my office-mate left early today. Thanks, **Rysdad**. I needed that. Oh, and **Ginger**? I only counted 3 questions (or things requiring answers) in **Rysdad** ’s post, yet you have four answers. What does the “NO, I am _not_” refer to? ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/33 "2001-10-15T22:40:30Z")
so, uh, how many people see your pee? ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/34 "2001-10-15T23:11:06Z")
perhaps the “no i am not” means that she will not post pictures. something that was sure to be asked. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/35 "2001-10-16T02:38:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\*…Oh, and **Ginger**? I only counted 3 questions (or things requiring answers) in **Rysdad** ’s post, yet you have four answers. What does the “NO, I am _not_” refer to? \*\* This refers to the fact that no, I am not showing **GingerBeef** any colourful displays. **Brood McEto** , **GingerSnap** saw my pee. He giggled. Whaddaya gonna do, he’s a seven year old boy. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/36 "2001-10-16T05:27:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > > \*\*…Oh, and **Ginger**? I only counted 3 questions (or things requiring answers) in **Rysdad** ’s post, yet you have four answers. What does the “NO, I am _not_” refer to? \*\* > > This refers to the fact that no, I am not showing **GingerBeef** any colourful displays. > \*\* Ah. Well, that clears it up for me. [Officer Barbrady]Move along! Nothing to see here![/Officer Barbrady] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/37 "2001-10-16T05:30:04Z")
I wish that cleared it up for me! [rimshot] ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/38 "2001-10-16T07:14:56Z")
Write your name in the snow! I dare you! Oh wait…does Alberta have snow yet? ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/39 "2001-10-16T10:55:17Z")
You’d think a guy who lives in ALASKA would know if there’s snow in Alberta 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377/40 "2001-10-16T13:55:08Z")
There’s snow up on the peaks, but you’re nuts if you think I’m going to climb a mountain to pee my name into the snow. Considering that I can’t pee standing up, that would be a total waste of a day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheesy-poofs-and-my-labia/87377.md?page=3)